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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 05:17 PM
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REAL men actually care about pleasing their bed-partner. If all you'e worried about id your own orgasm, then all you're really doing when you hae sex is jerking off into a woman instead of your hand.
So they actually worry about what their women think??
They must be limp-wristed homosexuals, submitting to women like that.

No, you're confused as to what a real man is..
No real man would ever care what women think, because real men know that women are mere property.
To do with as one please.

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 05:25 PM
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So they actually worry about what their women think??
They must be limp-wristed homosexuals, submitting to women like that.


News flash - gay men don't generally have sex with women. The fact that they are not sexually attracted to women is what makes them gay.

No, you're confused as to what a real man is..
No real man would ever care what women think, because real men know that women are mere property.
To do with as one please.
Real men know that the more they strive to give their partner pleasure, the more those efforts will be reciprocated. and the less likely they are to hear "Not tonight." A willing, even eager partner is always better. It's a win-win deal!
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 05:35 PM
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Real men know that the more they strive to give their partner pleasure, the more those efforts will be reciprocated. and the less likely they are to hear "Not tonight." A willing, even eager partner is always better. It's a win-win deal!
What a real man wants out of a wife is a someone who can cook dinner and take of his kids. What's with their "eager partner" nonsense? You only have sex maybe once a week at most, meals are three times a day. Cooking is the important bit.


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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 04-12-2007, 05:38 PM
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News flash - most fags are "in the closet". Many of them even married.

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Real men know that the more they strive to give their partner pleasure, the more those efforts will be reciprocated. and the less likely they are to hear "Not tonight." A willing, even eager partner is always better. It's a win-win deal!
Once again, you confuse homers with real men.
For all your harloty, you've obviously never had a real man.. Not that it's such a big surprise, real men doesn't associate with harlots.

And real men doesn't care about what women think in the least, nor would our women ever refuse, but submit gracefully.
And if they don't, well then it's paddle time for failing to perform their duty.

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 05:45 PM
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What a real man wants out of a wife is a someone who can cook dinner and take of his kids. What's with their "eager partner" nonsense? You only have sex maybe once a week at most, meals are three times a day. Cooking is the important bit.

I'm sorry that your wife can only bring herself to make love to you once a week. You must be very frustrated.
Maybe if you learned to cook and made dinner once in while, or watched the kids for an afternoon so that she could have some time for herself, she'd be more available to you.
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 04-12-2007, 05:49 PM
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News flash - most fags are "in the closet". Many of them even married.

Some are, but I wouldn't say most - not in this day and age. And you'll notice I said generally - I didn't say never.

Once again, you confuse homers with real men.
For all your harloty, you've obviously never had a real man.. Not that it's such a big surprise, real men doesn't associate with harlots.

Mu husband is a real man. He pleases me and I please him - win/win.


And real men doesn't care about what women think in the least, nor would our women ever refuse, but submit gracefully.
And if they don't, well then it's paddle time for failing to perform their duty.
Amazing that so many so-called Christians publicly decry kinky sex, and at the same time are privately into a form of BDSM.
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Some are, but I wouldn't say most - not in this day and age.
MOST, period.
And almost every little faggot out there was in the closet to begin with.
As everyone with any shed of decency knows in their heart that homersexuality is something to be ashamed of.

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If your husband cares about what you think then he is a limp wristed sissy.

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Amazing that so many so-called Christians publicly decry kinky sex, and at the same time are privately into a form of BDSM.
There is nothing sexual about paddling..
Do you think spanking children is sexual too, pedophile?

Whenever a child or a woman disbehaves.. It is the duty of their caretaker, their dad for children or their husband for wifes..
To put them back in their place!

For instance..
If a child blaspheme God: you bring out the rod and hit them until they repent.
If one's wife burns the dinner: you bring out the rod and hit her until she admits how sorry she is.
Nothing sexual about it, it's only loving chastening.

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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 04-12-2007, 07:04 PM
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MOST, period.
And almost every little faggot out there was in the closet to begin with.
As everyone with any shed of decency knows in their heart that homersexuality is something to be ashamed of.

I guess you and I will have to agree to disagree on that subject. I see no reason for homosexuals to be ashamed of their homosexuality.

If your husband cares about what you think then he is a limp wristed sissy.

Not at all. He cares what I think because he loves me and respects me as a person.

There is nothing sexual about paddling..
Do you think spanking children is sexual too, pedophile?

I don't believe is spanking children.

Whenever a child or a woman disbehaves.. It is the duty of their caretaker, their dad for children or their husband for wifes..
To put them back in their place!

Nonsense. Hitting children when they do things you dislke only teaches them that it's ok for them to hit people who do things they dislike.

For instance..
If a child blaspheme God: you bring out the rod and hit them until they repent.
If one's wife burns the dinner: you bring out the rod and hit her until she admits how sorry she is.
Nothing sexual about it, it's only loving chastening.
All I can say to that is that any man who takes a swing at me had better make the first one count, because he won't get a second chance.
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REAL men actually care about pleasing their bed-partner. If all you'e worried about id your own orgasm, then all you're really doing when you hae sex is jerking off into a woman instead of your hand.
Sadly, my hand cannot breed little warriors for Christ. If such a thing were possible, it'd pretty much be possible to get rid of women altogether.
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News flash - gay men don't generally have sex with women. The fact that they are not sexually attracted to women is what makes them gay.
No, the fact that Jesus has cursed them is what makes them gay. That, and the influence of the Liberal media.
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I guess you and I will have to agree to disagree on that subject. I see no reason for homosexuals to be ashamed of their homosexuality.
Other than the fact that it is an abomination to God? Besides, one doesn't have to be ashamed of something to hide it.
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Not at all. He cares what I think because he loves me and respects me as a person.
And yet he doesn't care enough to try and beat the demon of feminism out of you. What a sad, half-hearted commitment.
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Nonsense. Hitting children when they do things you dislke only teaches them that it's ok for them to hit people who do things they dislike.
A valuable lesson. How else are they supposed to learn how to treat Muslims and Catlickers?
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All I can say to that is that any man who takes a swing at me had better make the first one count, because he won't get a second chance.
Oh no! A feminazi saying scary things over the internet! I'm ever so intimidated!

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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 04-13-2007, 05:43 PM
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Oh no! A feminazi saying scary things over the internet! I'm ever so intimidated!

Just as I am ever so intimidated by the "infractions" you people keep placing on me. And anyone who uses words coined by Wretch Lamebrain automatically causes me to drop my estimation of his or her intelligence by at least 20 points.
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Just as I am ever so intimidated by the "infractions" you people keep placing on me. And anyone who uses words coined by Wretch Lamebrain automatically causes me to drop my estimation of his or her intelligence by at least 20 points.
Do have any purpose here beyond spewing out insults at us? Because if you don't we can cut to the chase and just ban you.


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Do have any purpose here beyond spewing out insults at us? Because if you don't we can cut to the chase and just ban you.
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-15-2007, 05:50 AM
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What a real man wants out of a wife is a someone who can cook dinner and take of his kids. What's with their "eager partner" nonsense? You only have sex maybe once a week at most, meals are three times a day. Cooking is the important bit.
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Whatever.
Little sulky, aren't you FatAss?

As I said. Keep up the narcissistic spew and the insults and your blubbery behind is plonked. This forum is about Jesus, not for ditzs to talk about themselves on.

BTW Love you profile picture. That's quite the caboose you are dragging. You ever try thinking about what you stick in your mouth?


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I'm sorry that your wife can only bring herself to make love to you once a week. You must be very frustrated.
Maybe if you learned to cook and made dinner once in while, or watched the kids for an afternoon so that she could have some time for herself, she'd be more available to you.
He's NOT married...yet. But if he were, I'm sure his wife would be pleasing him in every sense of the word!

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-16-2007, 01:06 AM
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He's NOT married...yet. But if he were, I'm sure his wife would be pleasing him in every sense of the word!

....All this orgasm talk has really made me miss Benny...at least Lar baby's still here....

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Tread lightly Moon, remember what the LORD says about such thoughts and temptations that come from within:

James1:14-15
14But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
15Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.

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Mark7: 21-22

21For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, 22Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:

It's important to battle the evil thoughts induced by satan. If you do not, you will surely perish. But hey, who am I kidding? If you go to hell I'll still be in Heaven laughing at you with Jesus by my side. You better believe he'll be laughing too.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-16-2007, 01:18 AM
Speaking of temptation....how you doin'??

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-16-2007, 01:34 AM
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Speaking of temptation....how you doin'??

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Why are you curious of my status, heathen? For this once I will humor you. I am quite well.

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-16-2007, 01:40 AM
Good to know.....can I wear your helmet?

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-16-2007, 01:48 AM
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Good to know.....can I wear your helmet?

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I always protect myself when I go into battle, but as long as you don't try anything tricky I'll take my helmet off and let you check it out. BUT NO TRICKS WITCH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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