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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 05:55 AM

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It's creating an imitation universe. That's the entire point of a "sandbox".

It's blasphemy! Why not just admit you're a God-hating atheist and quit worrying what Christians think? You've already committed to going to Hell. Might as well enjoy the ride, right?
I like to be informed on more then just my own point of view and have also enjoyed your's. You should really put your-self in other people's point of view to sound less like an ignorant ass with only one view. Be more open minded, it's how our wonderful civilization has advanced thus far. BTW, in reply to the pms you sent me. I am not really a whore just because I am not Christian does not mean I don't have a moral compass, I also do not worship Satan simply because it is very hard for me to worship something I do not believe in. Clearly you are very set in your ways and have a very strong faith which is fantastic and I hope that you have a wonderful road ahead of you full of many adventurous twist and turns. also hope that you have not become so perverted with your interpretation of the bible that you have not forgot to love your fellow human. You should show more compassion and love in your out reach program, maybe then there would be less sin and more love.

ps. I am an out and proud homosexual with a man that I am completely in love with and have the full intention on starting a loving family.

pps. When you use quotations the period goes inside of the quotes.

ppps. I know you will ban me from the site and I have no intention on ever returning here, I might even go as far as to block the site from my router for I now am fully aware of your view and do not wish to read more.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 06:46 AM

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I don't think that God hates Garry Newman. I don't think God hates people for playing Garry's Mod. I guess he would be a bit disappointed with the people who make things like in the original post, quite understandable. From what I gather, though, apparently if I play Garry's Mod and do something like build a house I'm condemned to an eternity in hell..? I really don't think God would do such a thing (It isn't hurting anyone).

A lot of people must think "Boy, I don't want to be a Christian because by their standards I'm going straight to hell unless I don't make drastic changes fast!" because of stuff like this. I have 1173 hours logged in Garry's Mod so far. I don't worship Garry. I don't pretend I'm god. I play on Role Play servers and on my listen server with my friends.

I am a high achieving high school student who almost never does the wrong thing. I am a kind and sensitive person, who happens to be a gamer. If this means I'm going to hell, so be it. I trust God and his decision on where I will spend an eternity. Hey, he could be looking down thinking "No! You've got it all wrong!" when you say people go to hell for playing a video game. You never know.

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 06:51 AM

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I don't think that God hates Garry Newman. I don't think God hates people for playing Garry's Mod. I guess he would be a bit disappointed with the people who make things like in the original post, quite understandable. From what I gather, though, apparently if I play Garry's Mod and do something like build a house I'm condemned to an eternity in hell..? I really don't think God would do such a thing (It isn't hurting anyone).

A lot of people must think "Boy, I don't want to be a Christian because by their standards I'm going straight to hell unless I don't make drastic changes fast!" because of stuff like this. I have 1173 hours logged in Garry's Mod so far. I don't worship Garry. I don't pretend I'm god. I play on Role Play servers and on my listen server with my friends.

I am a high achieving high school student who almost never does the wrong thing. I am a kind and sensitive person, who happens to be a gamer. If this means I'm going to hell, so be it. I trust God and his decision on where I will spend an eternity. Hey, he could be looking down thinking "No! You've got it all wrong!" when you say people go to hell for playing a video game. You never know.

P.S. the amount of racist smileys available is disturbing for such a place
I see. You hang out on a place infested by chantards and furries. Friend, Jesus tells us that they will know us by our fruits.

You shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

If you want to be associated with that kind of filth, more power to you I guess.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 06:55 AM

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I see. You hang out on a place infested by chantards and furries. Friend, Jesus tells us that they will know us by our fruits.

You shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

If you want to be associated with that kind of filth, more power to you I guess.
Just wanted to throw this out there since this site is so poorly coded that this might be the only way for you to read this, I never once tried to force my Homosexuality on to any one, simply because its more a way one is born. Please dont quote the Bible against that.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 06:59 AM

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Just wanted to throw this out there since this site is so poorly coded that this might be the only way for you to read this, I never once tried to force my Homosexuality on to any one, simply because its more a way one is born. Please dont quote the Bible against that.
If God is against homosexuality, how can you be born with it? Isn't it more likely a choice?

Now, go and sin no more. Quit sticking your penis in boys' buttocks.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:08 AM

If someone is Furry, Homosexual, Bisexual, Transgender, or anything else, that is their choice and I have no problem being around them, it's called tolerance. Doesn't mean I am one of them, but I accept they are who they are and nothing can change that.
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If God is against homosexuality, how can you be born with it? Isn't it more likely a choice?

Now, go and sin no more. Quit sticking your penis in boys' buttocks.
You are piffleing ignorant and an intolerant piece of shit like every one else on this site. Read another book besides the bible which was written by man and filled with loads of contradictions I am out, enjoy your narrow minded ways. If ever you want to expand your mind and quit making an ass out of your self just hit me up, I know loads of good philosophical works you can read.

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If God is against homosexuality, how can you be born with it? Isn't it more likely a choice?

Now, go and sin no more. Quit sticking your penis in boys' buttocks.
Well said Levi. Homosexuality is a choice just like smoking is a choice. I gave up being a smoker by not putting a fag in my mouth.

I gave up queerdom in exactly the same way.

It just needs will power and Jesus.

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ONE CAN BE BORN GAY!
Oh your power of persuasion is just astounding.

Let's see...

God's Holy and Infallible Word vs. internet dork yelling


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:34 AM

You people are insane. Enjoy your piffleed up life style for ever in fear of something that does not exist.

BTW This is racist

as is this.

This is just hurtful, I know being mental retarded is not a choice.

Racist.

Cute.

Again, racist.

Perfect pic of all of you.


Racist.

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Thumbs down Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:35 AM

I entered this forums from a link Garry Newman posted himself.
First I saw Redeemed Papist's post, which confused me. I thought it was some kind of joke or even worse, the entire forums was a place for jokes, judging by the replies to the original post.
I read every single page of this thread, and as far as I noticed, Redeemed Papist pulled off a cruel joke.
No, really, he did. I don't know what to believe, is he a troll or just plain-minded?
If that wasn't a joke, then I feel really sorry for this entire community.
I mean why would someone make up/find scenes like that from a game with unlimited possibilities and post them here?
If the entire Garry's mod community is damned to hell because of a few individuals who make furry role-plays, then I can easily say that every book - including the Bible - is unholy, just because there are books written about worshiping satan.
That doesn't make any sense. So, either all of you are joking, or just close-minded.
I hope this is just a horrible joke. I don't want to believe that there are people on this planet with such a limited vision.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:42 AM

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I entered this forums from a link Garry Newman posted himself.
First I saw Redeemed Papist's post, which confused me. I thought it was some kind of joke or even worse, the entire forums was a place for jokes, judging by the replies to the original post.
I read every single page of this thread, and as far as I noticed, Redeemed Papist pulled off a cruel joke.
No, really, he did. I don't know what to believe, is he a troll or just plain-minded?
If that wasn't a joke, then I feel really sorry for this entire community.
I mean why would someone make up/find scenes like that from a game with unlimited possibilities and post them here?
If the entire Garry's mod community is damned to hell because of a few individuals who make furry role-plays, then I can easily say that every book - including the Bible - is unholy, just because there are books written about worshiping satan.
That doesn't make any sense. So, either all of you are joking, or just close-minded.
I hope this is just a horrible joke. I don't want to believe that there are people on this planet with such a limited vision.
That's what I thought at first, "they be trollin" but sadly I think they really truly are this intolerant and close minded
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This is just hurtful, I know being mental retarded is not a choice.
It's pretty clear that it is. You simply choose to be a retarded.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:47 AM

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I entered this forums from a link Garry Newman posted himself.
First I saw Redeemed Papist's post, which confused me. I thought it was some kind of joke or even worse, the entire forums was a place for jokes, judging by the replies to the original post.
I read every single page of this thread, and as far as I noticed, Redeemed Papist pulled off a cruel joke.
No, really, he did. I don't know what to believe, is he a troll or just plain-minded?
If that wasn't a joke, then I feel really sorry for this entire community.
I mean why would someone make up/find scenes like that from a game with unlimited possibilities and post them here?
If the entire Garry's mod community is damned to hell because of a few individuals who make furry role-plays, then I can easily say that every book - including the Bible - is unholy, just because there are books written about worshiping satan.
That doesn't make any sense. So, either all of you are joking, or just close-minded.
I hope this is just a horrible joke. I don't want to believe that there are people on this planet with such a limited vision.
Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Pastor Enoe's the 10 commandments and their punishments. Dr. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Pastor Will's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.

Maybe the term "hate" was a bit strong, but it certainly got the point across.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:49 AM

I was actually impressed with it, way to have a solid collection!
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:50 AM

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Thank you but if you want to act the harlot you must look elsewhere,

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 07:54 AM

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You are piffleing ignorant and an intolerant piece of shit like every one else on this site. Read another book besides the bible which was written by man and filled with loads of contradictions I am out, enjoy your narrow minded ways. If ever you want to expand your mind and quit making an ass out of your self just hit me up, I know loads of good philosophical works you can read.

ONE CAN BE BORN GAY!

And you are very angry and loud and missing the point. The point is not the game or whether or not you are gay or can compose a post that is not plastered with profanity.

The point is that we want you to read the Bible. That is why we are here. And here you wander in and order us to read another book besides the Bible.

Please remember we didn't drag you off of the street to sit in on this discussion, you chose to join in. And as long as you are here, you have to get used to the fact that we are going to bring the Bible into every exchange and insist that the Bible has the answer to and final word on every subject.

That's what real Christians do.

Mind you, there are a lot of people out there who say that they are Christians but who back off from the Bible whenever the words in its pages get too demanding, or too off-putting in some way. They may feel that some of the sentiments therein are too harsh or intolerant and the commands and instructions are not realistic in this day and age or are just plain cruel and crazy.

These self-proclaimed believers are hypocrites and deluded. The Bible-- which is these people's admitted source for believing in God and calling themselves Christians-- includes all sorts of verses that explain that God is eternal, unchanging in His nature, all knowing, and all powerful--meaning He is the one in charge, not us.

So, if God says something once, He means it. Being unchanging Himself, He can't very well go back and recant something that He said earlier, can He?

And when God says something not once, but twice, thrice and so forth many times over, you have to accept that He is very serious on the subject.

The verses in which God condemns homosexuality are numerous. They have been quoted and pasted in threads and posts here at the LBC forum time and time again. I'm not going to bother myself to include them here for your benefit, because if you really want to find them, they are there.

So, you can holler all you want at us to read something other than the Bible, but our express purpose here is to get YOU to read the Bible and really see what it says. Whether you will choose to accept-- as in agree with-- the content of its pages is not within my power, and I am comfortable with that. It is not going to upset my belief system.

You believe that the Bible was written by men and contains contradictions. Many, many people believe otherwise. If you want to have a productive discussion on the subject you need to know the Bible better than they do. And you need to stay calm and read carefully. Trust me on this, though, NOBODY knows the Bible better than the Brothers here at Landover Baptist. That is why they are:

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 08:02 AM

The funny thing is sandboxes are supposed to emulate real life.
Garry's Mod emulates that to an extent.
So your saying you can do something in garrys mod that is wrong. Well you can also do that in real life. So should we ban real life?
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-18-2012, 08:07 AM

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The funny thing is sandboxes are supposed to emulate real life.
Garry's Mod emulates that to an extent.
So your saying you can do something in garrys mod that is wrong. Well you can also do that in real life. So should we ban real life?
I would ban all furry conventions in real life. I would also ban some of the abominations I have seen on there.

People burning Jesus on the cross!

Your analogy isn't very good. It would be like going on a gay cruise while saying I'm not gay.

At least you are talking about free will and choice. I do have to commend you for that. At least you aren't saying people are born as sickos and perverts.


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