[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BigJay

(blah, blah I hate Jesus and America, Blah)

Why would God care if my penis has been bobbed?

Here we go yet again; read the original post on this thread on God's call on penis clipping.

[TinyJay]

if you can not see any thing racist about a comment made about Japanese and their reproductive organs .

and you can see nothing sexist in a statement made towards women that pertains to beating them when they get uppity,and withholding food if they become overweight.Or going to Mexico for some missionary (wink wink) work if they loose their teeth from the beatings.

WHAT hope is there for you.Part of being a christian is compassion

[TinyJay]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Here we go yet again; read the original post on this thread on God's call on penis clipping.

I have read this thread from start to finish,I have yet to gain any insight as to the objection of the act of removing the foreskin from a penis.



In regards to the Love of my country make no mistake .This is The Greatest Land on the face of the earth.I spent 6 years of my life guarding its safety and all who live within its boundaries

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BigJay

I have read this thread from start to finish,I have yet to gain any insight as to the objection of the act of removing the foreskin from a penis.

It is very simple BigJay and I will type very slowly for your benifit

God says so.

Originally Posted by BigJay

In regards to the Love of my country make no mistake .This is The Greatest Land on the face of the earth.I spent 6 years of my life guarding its safety and all who live within its boundaries

With the way you attack your fellow citizens with your which hunt for racists you sound more like some liberal than an American.

[Johnnyboy]

Originally Posted by BigJay

if you can not see any thing racist about a comment made about Japanese and their reproductive organs .

and you can see nothing sexist in a statement made towards women that pertains to beating them when they get uppity,and withholding food if they become overweight.Or going to Mexico for some missionary (wink wink) work if they loose their teeth from the beatings.

WHAT hope is there for you.Part of being a christian is compassion

I love this guy. He's a doggone Mormon, and he's going to talk about Baptist Christian Missionary work. At least Baptists help the young women in third world countries. All Mormons do is bug American Christians. Riding on their bikes, and hogging the roads like a buch of Nancyboys. Knocking on honest folks doors, asking if you've read that comic book "bible" of theirs. It's gotten to the point where a Christian can't even drive his full sized pick up without running one of the homers over. It's no big loss, but it gets old explaining it to the sheriff all the time.

[SUV]

Big Ott ain't here.

Anyways, JESUS shall come to the Fore - skins and all.

[Deaner]

So these foreskin things; are they that weird looking stuff they put on crackers at parties for yids?

[TinyJay]

Originally Posted by Deaner

So these foreskin things; are they that weird looking stuff they put on crackers at parties for yids?

we good people a way up north put cheese on crackers,not to sure what you all in billy land use.Some sort of road kill I assume.



And Mormon missionaries do indeed ride bikes after all we must do our part to save God's good earth.

[MirthMenace]

Yeah, but Mormons wear special "onesies" (a.k.a. sacred "garments") when they ride bikes (or anything else)!

And I'll have you know that we pagans also, in addition to cheese (goat cheese, of course), put spreads on crackers made from the entrails of sacrificed animals. Ever heard of liverwurst?

But we do not endorse or promote the use of discarded pecker parts on any hors d'oeuvres, with or without crackers!

[TinyJay]

the sacred garments are our armor against the devil,and pagans( they are one in the same)


But I still don't understand why God does not want me to trim my penis,after all its mine

[MirthMenace]

BigJay, see Genesis for an explanation of why God DOES want you neatly trimmed...

17:7 And I will establish my covenant between me and thee and thy seed after thee in their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be a God unto thee, and to thy seed after thee.
17:8 And I will give unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, the land wherein thou art a stranger, all the land of Canaan, for an everlasting possession; and I will be their God. (17:8) "An everlasting possession"
God gives Abraham and his descendants all the land of Canaan "for an everlasting possession." This promise has inspired much of the unending strife and intolerance in the Middle East region, and it continues to do so today. Yet history and the Bible (Acts 7:5, Heb.11:13) show that this promise was not kept. 17:9 And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations. 17:10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised. (17:7, 10-11, 13, 19)
"Ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin."
God establishes his covenant with Abram: "This is my covenant ... every man child among you shall be circumcised. And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin."
Is circumcision required? (17:12-13, 23, 27)
"He that is bought with thy money"
Does God approve of slavery?
17:11 And ye shallcircumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you. 17:12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed. 17:13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant. 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

[TinyJay]

Then why are the rest of the people on this forum afraid to get the tallywacker trimmed ? If I were them I would be more afraid to eat pigs and shrimp Lev.11....
That seems to be a problem they all seem to stray from.

[MirthMenace]

Originally Posted by BigJay

Then why are the rest of the people on this forum afraid to get the tallywacker trimmed ? If I were them I would be more afraid to eat pigs and shrimp Lev.11....
That seems to be a problem they all seem to stray from.

I'm always amused by "cafeteria Christians" who look at their Bible as an "ala carte" menu from which they can choose the tastiest parts that appeal to them most while taking a pass on the gristly bits that are hard to force down. Mormons come from a line who, because they weren't quite satisfied with the Bible menu, created their own addendum from which they can choose the tastiest parts that appeal to them most while taking a pass on the gristly bits that are hard to force down.

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by BigJay

Then why are the rest of the people on this forum afraid to get the tallywacker trimmed ? If I were them I would be more afraid to eat pigs and shrimp Lev.11....
That seems to be a problem they all seem to stray from.

You're very confused. You said earlier your foreskin is yours. False, it is not. God required men to cut off their foreskins (and occasionally ordered to remove other people's foreskins by force) and offer it to Him as a sign that they belonged to Him before the crucifixion. Afterwards, He told everyone they not to do this, and in facts, says anyone still holding onto the tradition of circumcision was evil.

Galatians 5:2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing

Colossians 2:10-12 And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power: In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ: Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.

Now, why don't you know what the Bible says for yourself? Oh right, you're a mor(m)on

And as a matter of fact, we don't eat disgusting shellfish: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ight=shellfish

You know what other Biblical command we keep? The one about NOT ADDING TO THE WORD OF GOD!

[MirthMenace]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

You're very confused. You said earlier your foreskin is yours. False, it is not. God required men to cut off their foreskins (and occasionally ordered to remove other people's foreskins by force) and offer it to Him as a sign that they belonged to Him before the crucifixion. Afterwards, He told everyone they not to do this, and in facts, says anyone still holding onto the tradition of circumcision was evil.

Galatians 5:2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing

Colossians 2:10-12 And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power: In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ: Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.

Now, why don't you know what the Bible says for yourself? Oh right, you're a mor(m)on

And as a matter of fact, we don't eat disgusting shellfish: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ight=shellfish

You know what other Biblical command we keep? The one about NOT ADDING TO THE WORD OF GOD!

WOW, BigJay, that's gotta smart! To trim or not to trim.......that is the question. Heathen_Basher makes a compelling argument to Bible adherents. I guess then that the real question is what LBC's official take is on those who came out of their infancy -- through no fault of their own -- without the now-requisite aforementioned part.

[TinyJay]

I am for trimming being an Old testament kind of guy

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by MirthMenace

WOW, BigJay, that's gotta smart! To trim or not to trim.......that is the question. Heathen_Basher makes a compelling argument to Bible adherents. I guess then that the real question is what LBC's official take is on those who came out of their infancy -- through no fault of their own -- without the now-requisite aforementioned part.

Foreskin restoration has become an honorable tradition and information is summarized on this link:

http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html

[TinyJay]

wow thanks for the insight,I was unaware of a peterectomy

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by BigJay

I am for trimming being an Old testament kind of guy

So you prefer to reject Jesus' offer of salvation?

[TinyJay]

or is it a addadicktome ?