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Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 09:34 PM
U.S. Representative for the great state of Missouri since 2001, and Senate candidate Todd Akin, of the House Science Committee, has come forth again with scientific knowledge that is once again being swept under the rug by the liberal media: Bill Nye is the cause of Hurricane Isaac!
Said Senator Akin during a Town Hall Meeting in Missouri,
"I think its pretty clear if you study the Bible that natural disasters are no accident. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because their people had sinned. And now we have an American city facing a similar fate. " Congressman Akin understands the direct correlation between the spiritual reality (sin) and the physical one:
"Look around us. We have gays in the military. Lesbians on the Supreme Court. Promiscuity in Hollywood and in music and on the streets. And now we have this guy ...what's his name...Bill Nye...we have this guy Bill Nye going around saying we can't teach the word of God to our children!"
"Is it any wonder we got an ungodly storm off our shores? How dumb do you have to be to think that's just a coincidence?"
The video in question follows below. I would strongly caution parents to avoid watching this video when children are present in the home. I would also strongly advice anyone to pray before beginning this video so the demons that have infected Bill Nye the Science Guy are not invited into your homes, where they will be legally allowed to wreak all kinds of havoc otherwise.
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For tirelessly protecting our rights as Christians to teach our children the LORD's Truth about Creation, and for protecting us against such evilution-terrorists such as Bill Nye the Science Guy, Congressman Todd Akin gets my vote for Landover Seal of Approval.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 09:53 PM
Wow. Just . . . wow.
I knew Bill Nye was evil, but this just takes the cake.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 10:05 PM
Science will do anything to try to disguise the truth that we can all see,
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Meteorologists tend to disagree with Akin's description of how weather works.
Todd Wallace, a leading researcher at Washington University in St. Louis says "There is simply no evidence that religious beliefs affect weather patterns. Storms like Issac hit the U.S. frequently and extreme weather is prevalent on every continent, regardless of the creed of its inhabitants."
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They must really think we are stupid
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Meteorologists tend to disagree with Akin's description of how weather works.
Todd Wallace, a leading researcher at Washington University in St. Louis says "There is simply no evidence that religious beliefs affect weather patterns. Storms like Issac hit the U.S. frequently and extreme weather is prevalent on every continent, regardless of the creed of its inhabitants."
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That's a stupid statement Mr. Wallace. Surely if prayer can move mountains if can surely stear a hurricane:
Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-09-2012, 11:04 PM
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-10-2012, 12:03 AM
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There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
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To whom are you responding, dear?
And welcome to our friendly forums.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-10-2012, 02:44 AM
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There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
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I'm sure that my dear Sister in Christ was weeping bitter tears as she wrote how Todd Akin's lone voice crying in the wilderness is ignored, while hurricanes drawn by Bill Nye's anti-God rhetoric batter our shores to an oozing, wailing pulp.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 09:30 AM
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I'm sure that my dear Sister in Christ was weeping bitter tears as she wrote how Todd Akin's lone voice crying in the wilderness is ignored, while hurricanes drawn by Bill Nye's anti-God rhetoric batter our shores to an oozing, wailing pulp.
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Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Seventy
Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
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Godly Mr Atkin was not just pulling facts out of his arse to support just any old crackpot theory to prevent abortion.
If you listen to the interview without succumbing to knee jerk reactions you would know that one of his associates is a doctor.
Now who among us has the steely determination and charity to selflessly devote their life to keeping people alive than doctors?
Doctors have to learn about science: and right or wrong this means that if a doctor associate of brave Mr Atkin says women are never raped (forced, virginal) if they then go on to be pregnant that is what the facts are.
It makes me so mad when atheists bang on about facts but then they ignore them when the facts fail to support their a priori assumptions of facts.
But then I've never met an atheist who could recognise a tautology because they can actually see it.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-26-2012, 05:39 AM
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Godly Mr Atkin was not just pulling facts out of his arse to support just any old crackpot theory to prevent abortion.
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Ok, show me the source to support his claim. Do you have a medical journal, or published medical paper that you can direct me to that validates this notion of his? Because people across the spectrum can't get behind his comments.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Seventy
Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
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Why would he lie? Why put your credibility on the line with stuff that's half baked? He must have checked his facts so why are they being suppressed just to let women dress like whores then blame men for treating them like whores?
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-26-2012, 05:51 AM
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Why would he lie? Why put your credibility on the line with stuff that's half baked? He must have checked his facts so why are they being suppressed just to let women dress like whores then blame men for treating them like whores?
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Me Lie? Do you not watch the news? He said it himself,on national TV as a matter of fact
Ok,ok,where is the candid camera? You made me laugh with this one.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 04:24 PM
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Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
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Representative Todd Akin serves on House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. You don't get to that position without knowing a thing or two about science.
What qualifications do you have to dispute him?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 04:38 PM
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Representative Todd Akin serves on House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. You don't get to that position without knowing a thing or two about science.
What qualifications do you have to dispute him?
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and then evidence supports Todd Akin; no TRUE Christian™ woman has ever been impregnated by a rape.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-27-2012, 11:19 AM
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Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
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FUN FACT: You can't possibly "rape" a True Christian woman.
How do I know?
Because the Bible told me so!
The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: He shall preserve thy soul.
The Lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore.~Psalm 121:7-8
The only way for a woman to prevent rape is to become a True Christian! If they refuse to listen to the GOOD NEWS, it's their fault, silly goose!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
10-01-2012, 08:38 PM
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Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
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I'm not a doctor and am not qualified to answer the accuracy of his statement.
I believe that he believed it.
And I believe that a woman can only get pregnant if it is God's Will.
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Are you aware that these are two distinct subjects? And I've read Genesis and it says nothing about a singularity, inflation, the forming of matter, or particles.
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That would seem to indicate that they did not happen.
I've read Genesis and it says nothing about UFOs, Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster. Are you going to say all of those are real because the Bible doesn't mention them?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-13-2012, 09:01 PM
There goes MY childhood.
Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-13-2012, 10:00 PM
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There goes MY childhood.
Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
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Really?
Jonah 1:4 But the Lord sent out a great wind into the sea, and there was a mighty tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken.
You probably didn't notice because you haven't read the Bible. Idiot!!
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-13-2012, 10:04 PM
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There goes MY childhood.
Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
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The LORD GOD can, He can flood the whole earth if He wants to!
For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.~Genesis 7:4
Check and mate, atheist!
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-14-2012, 04:42 PM
Is he the reason the hurricane hit or the cause? Because personally I would not want to piffle with the guy that CAN CONTROL HURRICANES!
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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