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Default Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science - 07-23-2014, 01:09 PM

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i have read this post and some of the answers too.
at first, i totally agree with your disproof of science,
because i pee neither.

now i have a suggestion to the guy who showed his nieces
that the grand canyon was made in 7 days:

1. place a box of sand next to a block of sandstone
2. hit with all your strenght against the sand
2. hit with the same power against the sandstone

the outcome is amazing, the sandstone is yielding like the sand,
since it´s the same. Try it
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Default Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science - 07-23-2014, 10:24 PM

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what? how can you not understand that? in the end all the water you drink is dispensed and evaporates. when it evaporates it is pure H2O. The salt and alle the junk in your urine is left "on the ground" or in the sewage treatment plants.
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Smile the truth is a pathless country - 07-24-2014, 09:14 AM

I hope i will not make enemies on both sides when i say:
Why do you guys care so much to prove each other wrong?

Forgive them as they dont know what they do.

I think jesus could not have cared less if the earth was 6k, 6mio or 6bill years old. He wanted to save us from ourselves.
If i was him i would probably be sad that everybody here seems to be missing the point.
Calling people a retard and making them wrong either way is not christian nor is it proper atheist behavior.
How you feel when you have been wronged is how the other person feels thats why jesus said to turn the other cheek.

Did not jesus say love thy enemy as yourself?
Because it seems perfectly clear that some people here christian and also atheists do not even love themselves so how can the contribute in any collaborative way to a serious discussion?

Some people here seem to condemn science but isnt science great? It brought us the internet so we can spread the word and bring people to their true spirit and archieve salvation.

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P.s. has anybody tried the dxperiment i suggested? It really works, thats how the (very christian) islanders in the pacific make drinking water from contaminated salt water.
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Default Re: the truth is a pathless country - 07-24-2014, 10:57 AM

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I hope i will not make enemies on both sides when i say: Why do you guys care so much to prove each other wrong?
Because if atheists are wrong, we're right.

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I think jesus could not have cared less if the earth was 6k, 6mio or 6bill years old.
If God didn't care how old the earth was, why did He tell us He made it in 6 days and give us genealogies that only stretch back about 6,000 years?

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Did not jesus say love thy enemy as yourself?
No. You don't seem to know the Bible very well for a "Christian." First, the Bible says we only have to love our neighbors. You can read an excellent sermon on the subject here.

Second, the passage I think you are referring to is Matthew 5:43-44, which is part of the Sermon on the Mount where Jesus adds "but" to some Old Testament laws. For example:

Mat 5:21-22a Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment: BUT I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment:

Mat 5:27-28 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: BUT I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Mat 5:31-32a It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement: BUT I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery:

Mat 5:33-34a Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: BUT I say unto you, Swear not at all;

Mat 5:38-39a Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: BUT I say unto you, That ye resist not evil:


Following the same formula, Jesus says:

Mat 5:43-44 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. BUT I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

He was referring to Leviticus 19:18. Here's the verse in context.

Lev 19:17-18 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him. Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord.

Jesus Himself confirms that it was understood to mean "love your neighbor; hate your enemy." Yet He adds "but" to His Father's Spirit-inspired Word. Now Jesus' teaching in no way contradicts the Old Testament. Jesus made that clear at the beginning of His sermon (Mat 5:17-20). There are no contradictions in the Bible, only paradoxes.

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Because it seems perfectly clear that some people here christian and also atheists do not even love themselves so how can the contribute in any collaborative way to a serious discussion?
The Bible never commands anyone to love themselves. In fact, you must hate your life.

Lk 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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Some people here seem to condemn science but isnt science great?
Yeah, it's great! It brought us evolution, climate change, the big bang, undermining the only sources of our knowledge of God -- His Word and creation (Ps 19:1; Rom 1:20).


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Smile atheists wrong with science - 07-24-2014, 09:26 PM

Mr pendergeist who are you?
Not in the wider sense but ask 6ourself that question.

"Who am i?"
If you pray to god on this question you will get some profound answers

Are you your life?






No!
Thats why we should hate it.
You should however love yourself, which is not your life or the roles/past you identify with.
God gave us free will
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Mat 5:43-44 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. BUT I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

How in the world could thst be misinterpreted?
The energy people spend in being right, making others wrong is enormous!

So instead why not accept the frsmework that is and try to awaken god in as many people as possible.
Proving the atheists wrong will not make them more interested in christian teaching (which is is the science of spirit) while you are not getting more into sacular science (the science of form) when an atheist is trying proof you wrong


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Please forgive and not judhge me for not knowing the bible so well.

By the way did jesus ever say anything of how old the world is?
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Have you not read Dr Pendergast's post, or have you just not understood it? Because, like everything he writes, it is absolutely clear and to the point.

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You should however love yourself, which is not your life or the roles/past you identify with.
Dr Pendergast has dealt with this.

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Now you even posted the quote
Mat 5:43-44 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. BUT I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

How in the world could thst be misinterpreted?
Dr Pendergast has dealt with this.

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What does that even mean?

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By the way did jesus ever say anything of how old the world is?
Dr Pendergast has dealt with this.

If you are not even going to READ what he writes, kindly stop wasting his valuable time.


2 Timothy 3:16

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Default Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science - 08-06-2014, 02:21 PM

I had occasion to prove the existence of God to my young nephew this morning.

It's been rather hot where we live, and we were both in the kitchen cooking breakfast. It was so hot, even, that I suggested to him to take off his pyjama top.

Anyway, we had been keeping the butter in the refrigerator because it melts if left out. So when the toast came up, I showed him the following.

When butter is super hard, it is hard to spread on the toast. You want to use the knife to cut off very thin slices because these are the ones that melt easiest when the butter is cold and the toast is tender.

But....get this....thin slices are the easiest slices to make when the butter is cold. In fact, it's hard to cut a thick slice of butter when it's cold!!

You see, God designed the butter so that when it is super cold and hard, and you need thin slices, then these are exactly the kind of slices that most naturally come off the stick. This could not be a coincidence, I told my nephew. "In fact, when the butter is warm, you CAN cut off a thick piece because then you can spread it on the hot toast before it all melts."

"You see," I explained. "It all works together, as God has intelligently designed it. When the butter is cold, it naturally cuts thin because it matches the best form for toast under the circumstances. When the butter is hot, it takes a different--but again, most ideal--form for the task at hand."

Take that, evolutionists! Buttering your hot toast with thin slices of cold butter (or thick slices of warm butter) is just another way in which creationism is proved and evolution is disproved.


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Default Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science - 09-02-2014, 05:21 PM

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Friends -

We all know how much the atheists love their "science". Well, a parent in my congregation sent me this little graphic, one of a series (she's trying to track down the original source). She's hoping to put together a Creation Science home school workbook!



I particularly like that the author has done the math in the footnotes.
Seriously? Wow. You must be some kind of genius.

You do realize that water cannot disappear right? The amount of water on earth will always be the same, no matter what.


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Seriously? Wow. You must be some kind of genius.

You do realize that water cannot disappear right? The amount of water on earth will always be the same, no matter what.
Please, I'm begging you: go post this on a science forum and then come back here and tell me what they said.



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I had occasion to prove the existence of God to my young nephew this morning.

It's been rather hot where we live, and we were both in the kitchen cooking breakfast. It was so hot, even, that I suggested to him to take off his pyjama top.

Anyway, we had been keeping the butter in the refrigerator because it melts if left out. So when the toast came up, I showed him the following.

When butter is super hard, it is hard to spread on the toast. You want to use the knife to cut off very thin slices because these are the ones that melt easiest when the butter is cold and the toast is tender.

But....get this....thin slices are the easiest slices to make when the butter is cold. In fact, it's hard to cut a thick slice of butter when it's cold!!

You see, God designed the butter so that when it is super cold and hard, and you need thin slices, then these are exactly the kind of slices that most naturally come off the stick. This could not be a coincidence, I told my nephew. "In fact, when the butter is warm, you CAN cut off a thick piece because then you can spread it on the hot toast before it all melts."

"You see," I explained. "It all works together, as God has intelligently designed it. When the butter is cold, it naturally cuts thin because it matches the best form for toast under the circumstances. When the butter is hot, it takes a different--but again, most ideal--form for the task at hand."

Take that, evolutionists! Buttering your hot toast with thin slices of cold butter (or thick slices of warm butter) is just another way in which creationism is proved and evolution is disproved.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously? God designed butter?


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Seriously? God designed butter?
You think it evolved? From coffee maybe?



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You think it evolved? From coffee maybe?

Coffee beans? Butter beans?



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Default Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science - 09-02-2014, 05:36 PM

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Please, I'm begging you: go post this on a science forum and then come back here and tell me what they said.

Well I could do that but I don´t really see the point.
Anyway. Why would you care what the Evil scientists have to say?

But please explain to me how you make water disappear.


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Default Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science - 09-02-2014, 05:43 PM

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You think it evolved? From coffee maybe?

No I think man learned how to make butter from milk. But what do I know?

Perhaps you can show me the part of the bible where God is designing butter?


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Well I could do that but I don´t really see the point.
Anyway. Why would you care what the Evil scientists have to say?

But please explain to me how you make water disappear.
So you admit you were wrong...there's hope for you yet.



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Well I could do that but I don´t really see the point.
Anyway. Why would you care what the Evil scientists have to say?

But please explain to me how you make water disappear.
Hello! Both atheist false scientists and Godly Creation Scientists agree that lots of water has been removed from the surface and it now resides under the Earth's crust in deep mantle unaccesible to us.

Genesis 8:2
The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained.


Det var ikke for vanskeligt, was it?*


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No I think man learned how to make butter from milk. But what do I know?
Of course butter comes from milk. Did you think the milkmaid squeezes the cow's teat in a different way to squirt out a stick of butter?


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So you admit you were wrong...there's hope for you yet.

Well no I am quite sure I did not admit anything. Not that I have a problem with being wrong. If you can prove me wrong, please do.

Please explain to me how you make water disappear.


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Hello! Both atheist false scientists and Godly Creation Scientists agree that lots of water has been removed from the surface and it now resides under the Earth's crust in deep mantle unaccesible to us.

Genesis 8:2
The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained.


Det var ikke for vanskeligt, was it?*


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Well unaccessible is not the same as not existing.


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