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06-27-2010, 02:25 PM
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I got these nonsensical views from the first post of this thread you say you hate football because of it's violence, lying, cheating etc. Yet you worship a violent God. Back to the main subject of the thread. Is American football not more violent than football?
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Are you blind? This thread is about soccer!
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People die due to acts of God. Like floods and earthquakes and other acts of God. Your skewy logic has deduced from this that God is a "murderer".
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Thats right. Floods and earthquakes which according to you are produced by God kill people. A bomb created by me could kill people.That would make me a murderer.
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People also die due to acts of medicine. They might be allergic to penicillin and die when it is administered. Is "medicine" therefore a murderer?
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Medicine is an object. Don't be silly that is simply an accident.
Cars again are objects and cannot murder people. However the person who killed someone whilst driving a car is indeed a murderer.
Childbirth is unintentional, at that age a baby cannot think for itself, it is again an accident, no ones fault.
I think the term murderer is reserved for humans only, but yes the snake is a killer.
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????? Pardon. Theres no need for that. I don't know if you know but the sport that you refer to as 'soccer' is known as football to the rest of the world.
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06-27-2010, 02:49 PM
I would also take the time to think about something that has been angering God for weeks:
Vuvuzela!
It is said to be a blowing horn, but we as True Christians™ know that is not correct. We need to think about everything that is happening around us and we must conclude that the Vuvuzela is used for false religion purposes. First of all: The shape. It does not have a logic form since we don't need blowing horns. We have cellphones these days and internet, so why bother using it a primitive intstrument?
Genesis 41:6
And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind sprung up after them.
Secondly, the Vuvuzela is used as liturgic tool to summon ancient African spirits. God does not like that.
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06-27-2010, 02:54 PM
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Are you blind? This thread is about soccer!
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????? Pardon. Theres no need for that. I don't know if you know but the sport that you refer to as 'soccer' is known as football to the rest of the world.
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It is definitely SOCCER in koala kountry.
And ONLY gayboys play it!
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06-27-2010, 03:17 PM
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It is definitely SOCCER in koala kountry.
And ONLY gayboys play it!
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Yep. Nice one. You sound like a 5 year old. I wont even bother replying to that.
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I would also take the time to think about something that has been angering God for weeks:
Vuvuzela!
It is said to be a blowing horn, but we as True Christians™ know that is not correct. We need to think about everything that is happening around us and we must conclude that the Vuvuzela is used for false religion purposes. First of all: The shape. It does not have a logic form since we don't need blowing horns. We have cellphones these days and internet, so why bother using it a primitive intstrument?
Genesis 41:6
And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind sprung up after them.
Secondly, the Vuvuzela is used as liturgic tool to summon ancient African spirits. God does not like that.
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Your joking right? Is this website some sort of joke? Or prank?
Although i don't really like their annoying buzz, how is a phone a substitute for it? They are used to try and create atmosphere at football games. What you said is laughable.
Oh and answer my question. NFL is far more violent than football.
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06-27-2010, 03:28 PM
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Yep. Nice one. You sound like a 5 year old. I wont even bother replying to that.
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So you feel you are better then us? Why would you care that we believe in God? Are you so insecure about your atheism that you need to "confront" christians about it? Do you want to be a real atheist hero? Why don't you try to tell that to muslims or are you too scared they might harm you? Atheists only dare to attack Christianity, but never islam. I wonder why......
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06-27-2010, 03:32 PM
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It is definitely SOCCER in koala kountry.
And ONLY gayboys play it!
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Yep. Nice one. You sound like a 5 year old. I wont even bother replying to that.
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How sad that you allow your geographical ignorance to dictate your posts.
Lesson 1. Koalas are found in Australia.
Lesson 2. Australia is located in the southern hemisphere.
Lesson 3. Australians call the kicking of the round ball with 11 players on the field "soccer".
Lesson 4. Most of the players in the Australian soccer team are imports.
Kinda a case of spot the ozzie!
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06-27-2010, 03:42 PM
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So you feel you are better then us? Why would you care that we believe in God? Are you so insecure about your atheism that you need to "confront" christians about it? Do you want to be a real atheist hero? Why don't you try to tell that to muslims or are you too scared they might harm you? Atheists only dare to attack Christianity, but never islam. I wonder why......
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Well, from what I've seen so far i wouldn't say I'm better than you but some of this websites views (harry potter is evil) are plain wrong. An atheist hero? Doesn't sound too bad. As for Muslims, i would love to tell the terrorists how wrong they are. But unfortuanley i cant speak their language and they might just kill me.
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How sad that you allow your geographical ignorance to dictate your posts.
Lesson 1. Koalas are found in Australia.
Lesson 2. Australia is located in the southern hemisphere.
Lesson 3. Australians call the kicking of the round ball with 11 players on the field "soccer".
Lesson 4. Most of the players in the Australian soccer team are imports.
Kinda a case of spot the ozzie!
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OK...quite what my post had to do with that i dont know. I play football and so know that it is called soccer is australia.My post was referring to you called everyone who plays it 'gay'. Which isnt true as i am not gay.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-27-2010, 03:49 PM
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OK...quite what my post had to do with that i dont know. I play football and so know that it is called soccer is australia.My post was referring to you called everyone who plays it 'gay'. Which isnt true as i am not gay.
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Oh come on. You insult me in this thread by suggesting I am a 5 year old.
You insult my God by saying he is a murderer.
And then you try and play the innocent victim?
Give me a break!!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-27-2010, 03:49 PM
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Well, from what I've seen so far i wouldn't say I'm better than you but some of this websites views (harry potter is evil) are plain wrong. An atheist hero? Doesn't sound too bad. As for Muslims, i would love to tell the terrorists how wrong they are. But unfortuanley i cant speak their language and they might just kill me.
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Muslims also speak English so I don't get the language barrier problem? The fact is that they indeed might kill you, so focus on muslims instead of christianity.
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06-30-2010, 09:23 PM
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I am sorry I thought you had posted your above picture of yourself, what other reason would you put it in your thread?
So I understand, you believe in Jesus but not God?
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Well in my opinion the bible is nothing more than a book telling tales of the old..And if stories are told millions and millions of times before they get written down these stories change. You can already see it if you tell a story to a person and he has to tell it to another person, and you repeat that sequence for about 10 tot 15 times.. 9 out of 10 the story is very different..
And than look at when people learned to write an read, according to the bible the eldest stories in it are thousands of years older than when people gained the skill to write and read. And at that time only a few people mastered it.
But to get back to my point, i don't deny the possible excistance of a man who might be named Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but it could just as well be Peter Carpenter from Jerusalem, of whatever.. We don't know, the first guy who wrote it down did it in his own language, en the first guy who translated it did so in his own knowledge of the other language.. Witch means he could just as wel be wrong..again we don't know.. The fact that it is in the bible does not mean it is true..
If i would put the book 'The lord of the rings' in a metal box and bury it in my garden today.. And in about 3.000 years some other human/intelligent life form finds it and deciphers it, you'd probably have a similar situation...
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I expect that your profile name is another one of those homersexural slang terms similar to 'pitcher and catcher' - the 'sander' and the 'sittn' are two people involved in an act of Sodomy.
The Netherhells, or Hell-land, or whatever name you perverts call it, is infamous as a home for junkies , Liebrals and other criminals . 'Gronigen' sounds like a made-up name, in reference to the anal retentive nature of Sodomites.
Just because you reject the existence of God , doesn't mean that He doesn't exist or that He will exempt you from Judgment for your sexual sins .
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This here is a great example of what i want to say.. You see something, you don't know what it is, what it means, or what its reason is. But than you think of the reasons that fit you the best, and so you create your own false truth.
'Groningen sounds like a made-up name' Don't want to hassle you there, but everything we all say is made-up.. WE created language, so we created words, we created communication, we gave everything a name, we created faith, to understand the things we could not understand. WE created the stories in all the different religious writings. WE created God.
Many years ago, when the Maya (i reckon it was) people were still living in their amazing cities in the jungle. One of the Maya's saw a BIG white man wander through the woods.. It was a big white man with a big red beard and horns on his head.. There are still drawings of this man in some caves, the Maya's thought it was a God..
In exactly that same era, where the first sightings and drawings of this big white man were found, the Vikings sailed across the world. And were known to also have set foot in North and South America..(witch is where the Maya's lived).
Again you see a natural but primitive human reaction to something they don't know and have never seen before. We create an identity for it, without knowing what it really is. This is my statement about the origin of faith.
P.S. Making fun of someone's name is a bit childish don't you think..
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06-30-2010, 09:43 PM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-30-2010, 09:47 PM
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Well in my opinion the bible is nothing more than a book telling tales of the old..And if stories are told millions and millions of times before they get written down these stories change. You can already see it if you tell a story to a person and he has to tell it to another person, and you repeat that sequence for about 10 tot 15 times.. 9 out of 10 the story is very different..
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Listen here atheist boy, your opinion is void because the story was handed down by God who created this earth. The "story"you talk about is of the prophet Iddo.
2 Chronicles 13:22
And the rest of the acts of Abijah, and his ways, and his sayings, are written in the story of the prophet Iddo.
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And than look at when people learned to write an read, according to the bible the eldest stories in it are thousands of years older than when people gained the skill to write and read. And at that time only a few people mastered it.
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If they were able to read the Bible then they would be able to read and write right?
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But to get back to my point, i don't deny the possible excistance of a man who might be named Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but it could just as well be Peter Carpenter from Jerusalem, of whatever..
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Peter Carpenter did make some fine carpets or are you doubting that as well? You seem to have a wrong perspective of history,
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We don't know, the first guy who wrote it down did it in his own language, en the first guy who translated it did so in his own knowledge of the other language.. Witch means he could just as wel be wrong..again we don't know.. The fact that it is in the bible does not mean it is true..
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Yes we do! It was written in English. There was no translation, what makes you think there was a translation? Are you a psychic? Are you one of those wicca following demonlovers?
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If i would put the book 'The lord of the rings' in a metal box and bury it in my garden today.. And in about 3.000 years some other human/intelligent life form finds it and deciphers it, you'd probably have a similar situation...
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The Lord of the Rings is a horrible book and was written by Satan to lie and deceive!
2 Kings 4:28
Then she said, Did I desire a son of my lord? did I not say, Do not deceive me?
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This here is a great example of what i want to say.. You see something, you don't know what it is, what it means, or what its reason is. But than you think of the reasons that fit you the best, and so you create your own false truth.
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What you are saying here is describing your own methods.
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'Groningen sounds like a made-up name' Don't want to hassle you there, but everything we all say is made-up.. WE created language, so we created words, we created communication, we gave everything a name, we created faith, to understand the things we could not understand. WE created the stories in all the different religious writings. WE created God.
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We did not create language but God did. He prefered our language, not your barbaric babbling you dare to call a language: Denmarkian!
And God created God, not the other way around!
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Many years ago, when the Maya (i reckon it was) people were still living in their amazing cities in the jungle. One of the Maya's saw a BIG white man wander through the woods.. It was a big white man with a big red beard and horns on his head.. There are still drawings of this man in some caves, the Maya's thought it was a God..
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And how does this add to your arguments? What you are saying is that we were right all along and God is a white male!
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In exactly that same era, where the first sightings and drawings of this big white man were found, the Vikings sailed across the world. And were known to also have set foot in North and South America..(witch is where the Maya's lived).
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White Pride World Wide?
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Again you see a natural but primitive human reaction to something they don't know and have never seen before. We create an identity for it, without knowing what it really is. This is my statement about the origin of faith.
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This is the origin of faith!
2 Chronicles 19:9
And he charged them, saying, Thus shall ye do in the fear of the LORD, faithfully, and with a perfect heart
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P.S. Making fun of someone's name is a bit childish don't you think..
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07-01-2010, 06:44 PM
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Also, isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear?
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Also, isn't this guy the boxer player who bit off another boxer player's ear?
There i fixed it for you. Search for Mike Tyson on google.
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07-01-2010, 07:11 PM
well this guys ear is ok but....
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Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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07-01-2010, 09:18 PM
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Also, isn't this guy the boxer player who bit off another boxer player's ear?
There i fixed it for you. Search for Mike Tyson on google.
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Isn't boxing a female form of soccer?
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I agree whole-heartedly.
Soccer players are deceitful (hope I spelt that right) lying worms, with no sense of truth or sportsmanship. Collapsing on the floor in apparent agony when another player so much as brushes against them.
If a human being ( if they can be called that) is in that much pain from so gentle a touch, I would want to do the decent thing, walk onto the pitch and send them prematurely to eternal damnation.
I have forbidden my son to join the local Soccer team. I instead went to his school and signed him up myself for the Baseball team. As long as it does not interfere with Bible Studies. (I dont want him to make the same mistakes I did)
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Just wondering, as a common black homosexual...
what makes Soccer so different from Baseball?
Baseball players smack each other in the rear after a good play. A pitcher on the Phillies got arrested for beating his wife. One player even received a $250,000,000 contract..... greedy much?
So, my question to you all is....
Does this mean all baseball players are queer, wife-beating, greed-filled heathens?
just an honest question.
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07-04-2010, 11:01 PM
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Just wondering, as a common black homosexual...
what makes Soccer so different from Baseball?
Baseball players smack each other in the rear after a good play. A pitcher on the Phillies got arrested for beating his wife. One player even received a $250,000,000 contract..... greedy much?
So, my question to you all is....
Does this mean all baseball players are queer, wife-beating, greed-filled heathens?
just an honest question.
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to answer your questions let us start with salary.I do not care how much they make as log as they are good Christians and tithe as they should to their Baptist Church they attend. If you prove they do not then I too might haVe issues with them.
Disciplining their wives, if they must discipline their wife or children to keep order in his house then so be it.
As for slapping each other on the behind you have to remember they wear those large gloves and can not exactly shake hands can they?
I hope this clears things up for you.
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Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-05-2010, 02:21 PM
I think its blasphemy saying that god hates soccer. I think some people here use god as a weapon supporting their own opinion. And thats not ok.
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