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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 06:41 PM

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Yea, a common ancestor who was a monkey.
This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 06:51 PM

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This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well

Yeah, it's a fallacy. All you've managed to do is to show that you have no counter.


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 06:52 PM

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Isn't this whole thing meant to be against evolution? Yet you warp the Church's beliefs to fit in with society as it changes. So you believe in evolution yet are against evolution? Interesting.
Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 06:55 PM

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Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
I have...


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:01 PM

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I have...
No you haven't.

Oh, you've read bits and pieces, and you've Googled your fair share of verses in order to make various Jesus-hating points, but you've never read it cover-to-cover; that's obvious.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:04 PM

You say god is merciful by giving lizards new digestive systems. They don't even believe in him.

Yet when there are starving, Christian African children. He chooses to let them die. Very merciful indeed.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:05 PM

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No you haven't.

Oh, you've read bits and pieces, and you've Googled your fair share of verses in order to make various Jesus-hating points, but you've never read it cover-to-cover; that's obvious.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:06 PM

I have read enough of it to know it isn't "God's word" anyway. It's also made of letters to people. So I don't think many of you have read it and fully understood. Also I'm not just googling this, I have read parts. Have fun raping and marrying the victims.


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Shut the piffle up you excuses for humans, we know what the bible says... We know the facts and the stupid.. My friend here is right, you are to blend in with 'normal, more smarter' community : L
Actually, you DON'T know what the Bible says. It's so easy to spot people who are trying to Google their way to Salvation.



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I have read enough of it to know it isn't "God's word" anyway. It's also made of letters to people. So I don't think many of you have read it and fully understood. Also I'm not just googling this, I have read parts. Have fun raping and marrying the victims.
If you haven't read ALL of it, by definition you haven't read enough of it.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:14 PM

I didn't post the full thing last time, but here is the song. Pretty accurate.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:17 PM

Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
What part of the God Delusion are you using as evidence against the Bible?

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“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

That bit. If your god shows mercy, explain how he is merciful. I see no way how he is merciful.
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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
Of course I've read Dawkins and Hitchens and Darwin and Sagan and etc. etc. Collectively they are a load of bunk.

The very fact that there "are hundreds of books on evolution" as you say only proves that there is no consensus, and is a logical fallacy on top of that (appeal to popularity).

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Okay, we have fought on your front and demanded that we know the bible. Now, we demand the equal of you, have you read any of Dawkins book? Hitchens? Have you researched the theory of evolution? Know your enemy, have you tried looking for problems in evolution? Try using actual evidence against us. Not the Bible, you trust a 2,000 year old book but not a proven fact. There are hundreds of books on evolution.
Please stop. What you are saying is that the Bible is not not evidence and then in the next breath that 'The Selfish Gene' is.

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Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
But you didn't did you? Again the creationist muffles the truth by announcing their position through misguidance.

You assert your authority of other religions and even denominations of your own religion.

What you have read is a subjective interpretation of the initial version written, 1600 years after the birth of Christ, that's 1600 years worth of lies, misguidance, subjective opinions, poor language translation, and normal human error, as we all know the bible was all written by man. We know this by the doctoring of this particular bible, by seeing psalms and chapters in other versions that army in this one and visa versa, so, are the other parts of the word of God that have been taken out, not valid? And if the bible is the word of God why are mere mortals allowed to doctor it? Why were humans allowed to dictate what was the word of God and what wasn't?



Where is your knowledge coming from?

MAN


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:34 PM

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“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

That bit. If your god shows mercy, explain how he is merciful. I see no way how he is merciful.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-17-2013, 07:37 PM

Then the Bible copied quite a few things.
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Plagiarism is theft.

(Exodus 20:15) "Thou shalt not steal."

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This is a good one. Ever heard of the Egyptian Book of the Dead? Of course you haven't. Here's a fun fact, it turns out that the bible has copied many other religions. Just take a look at the Jebus story. Now compare it with Osirus and Horus.


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