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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-05-2011, 04:12 PM
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Dear Pagan Worshiper:
You are the one who is destined for HELL!
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So how is the old candle lighting at the old graven image going? The congregation raised enough money for a new robe on the statue Mr NOT a pagan?
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-05-2011, 04:20 PM
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Dear Pagan Worshiper:
You are the one who is destined for HELL!
"For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect." —Mark 13:22
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You picked a great verse, "father"! Let me add my choice:
John 2:3-4
3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.
4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
Jesus disregarded His mother (no wonders, she was promoting alcoholism); why should we care about her? Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-05-2011, 05:24 PM
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Dear Pagan Worshiper...
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A Roman Catholic accusing a Baptist of polytheism?!?!?!? Now that's pifflin' rich.
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10-06-2011, 02:44 AM
Baptist are the evil underbelly of this great country.
"The Virgin Mary, being obedient to his word, received from an angel the glad tidings that she would bear God" (Against Heresies, 5:19:1 [A.D. 189]).
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10-06-2011, 02:49 AM
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You picked a great verse, "father"! Let me add my choice:
John 2:3-4
3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.
4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
Jesus disregarded His mother (no wonders, she was promoting alcoholism); why should we care about her? Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well.
YiC, DUH
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"Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well." That sentence is nonsense. You dumb born-again.
"The Virgin Mary, being obedient to his word, received from an angel the glad tidings that she would bear God" (Against Heresies, 5:19:1 [A.D. 189]).
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10-06-2011, 03:35 AM
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"Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well." That sentence is nonsense. You dumb born-again.
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You can't even read plain American? Wow, the Church is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days, huh?
Btw, "padre", my questions about your heresies are STILL WAITING. Leave the altarboys alone for a while and get to answering.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-06-2011, 10:20 AM
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"Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well." That sentence is nonsense. You dumb born-again.
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This sentence alone out-senses all the sentences you uttered thus far! Keep your filthy hands off Christian children, cracker-muncher!
YiC, DUH!
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10-06-2011, 10:02 PM
yo bro good for you. anal sex is bad bro.
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10-07-2011, 05:49 PM
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Silly boys and girls that live by the rules they like and ignore the others Wish I had the guts to be anarchists like you guys
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Anarchists have a group?
......wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-13-2011, 06:15 AM
Oddly enough, most of us wouldn't need to whip out a bible. We could turn down gay sex because we aren't homosexual. Maybe that is your real dilemma.
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10-13-2011, 06:28 AM
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Oddly enough, most of us wouldn't need to whip out a bible. We could turn down gay sex because we aren't homosexual. Maybe that is your real dilemma.
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Who is this we you speak of? Is it you and your boyfriend? The Bible is the reason we know that homosexuality is a sin and a mental disease.
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10-13-2011, 06:40 AM
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Who is this we you speak of? Is it you and your boyfriend? The Bible is the reason we know that homosexuality is a sin and a mental disease.
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No, the "we" is normal people who love our wives, and don't feel any temptation to participate in gay sex. I don't need to refer to the Bible to remind me not to have homosexual relations...I don't have sex with men because I am attracted to women.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-13-2011, 06:46 AM
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No, the "we" is normal people who love our wives, and don't feel any temptation to participate in gay sex.
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At least you admit that being gay is abnormal. That's a good start.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-13-2011, 06:54 AM
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No, the "we" is normal people who love our wives, and don't feel any temptation to participate in gay sex. I don't need to refer to the Bible to remind me not to have homosexual relations...I don't have sex with men because I am attracted to women.
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You are married and you are still attracted to women?
Matthew 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
You need Jesus in your life,
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-13-2011, 07:04 AM
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You are married and you are still attracted to women?
Matthew 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
You need Jesus in your life,
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Wow...I don't think it is rocket science. I am a straight man who is attracted to the opposite sex (women), and found the one woman I will be with for the rest of my life. I don't lust after other women, and I am faithful to my wife.
Oh, and I have Jesus in my life. I just don't feel the need to be hateful and judgmental...especially since we were told not to judge others...but I guess you can justify why it is alright for you to do it.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-13-2011, 07:06 AM
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especially since we were told not to judge others...but I guess you can justify why it is alright for you to do it.
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Stop being so lazy that you won't even bother to read answers to your questions.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-13-2011, 12:59 PM
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No, the "we" is normal people who love our wives, and don't feel any temptation to participate in gay sex. I don't need to refer to the Bible to remind me not to have homosexual relations...I don't have sex with men because I am attracted to women.
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Yes, but how do you know homosexual sex is wrong so you can beat it out of your son if he comes home one day as a faggot?
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
10-14-2011, 08:03 PM
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Oddly enough, most of us wouldn't need to whip out a bible. We could turn down gay sex because we aren't homosexual. Maybe that is your real dilemma.
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Yes it is our dilemna that you do not feel the need for the 1611 King James Bible. You see we are concerned about you immortal soul even if you are not. It pains us to think that Satan will forevermore rape you with his barbed tallywhacker while you are tormenting in the fire and brimstone of Hell. We are not unfeeling robots.
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12-14-2016, 04:06 PM
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We are nothing like the Catholics. We believe in the Trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, not the trinity of the Pope, the Virgin Mary and the Death Cookie.
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Well, it's nice to see people spreading religious harmony.Especially people from the same religion
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! -
12-14-2016, 04:31 PM
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Well, it's nice to see people spreading religious harmony.Especially people from the same religion
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We are Christians here, chicken. The Roman religion is not a Christian sect. Rather they worship statues and paintings of saints. This is an act forbidden by God and guaranteed to cause the idol worshipper to win a trip to Hell.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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