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I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 04:10 AM
I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.
Any takers?
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 04:19 AM
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Any takers?
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Well, this isn't some vampire pick-up bar, but you might want to try listing some of your not totally evil attributes.
For example:
"I've cut down on drinking the blood of innocent Christian children"
"I promise not to kill you in your sleep (on the first date)"
"Think of this as an exciting opportunity to save a hellbound sinner from the life of harlotry and baby-eating she is currently leading!"
Or something along those lines, dear.
P.S. I am going to congratulate you on not using that slutty satanic avatar anymore! Maybe there IS hope for you yet!
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Well, this isn't some vampire pick-up bar, but you might want to try listing some of your not totally evil attributes.
For example:
"I've cut down on drinking the blood of innocent Christian children"
"I promise not to kill you in your sleep (on the first date)"
"Think of this as an exciting opportunity to save a hellbound sinner from the life of harlotry and baby-eating she is currently leading!"
Or something along those lines, dear.
P.S. I am going to congratulate you on not using that slutty satanic avatar anymore! Maybe there IS hope for you yet!
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I don't drink the blood of innocent christian children.
I don't kill people.
I'm not a harlot.
And I don't eat babies.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I'll try almost anything once.
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Yes, I'm sure you probably haven't turned many away from that gaping sepulchral chasm of yours. That's the problem here. What man of God would want to plumb those foul depths? Ezekiel 16:35 "Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:"
You've been here long enough, I think, to know what the Bible teaches of your promiscuous ways. Pray that the grace of God descends upon you and unlocks that hard heart of yours. The consequences are eternal.
Revelations 6:16
"And said to the mountains and rocks,
Fall on us, and hide us from the face
of him that sitteth on the throne,
and from the wrath of the Lamb"
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:41 AM
The sign says CHRISTIAN singles, not degenerate whores.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by barton
Yes, I'm sure you probably haven't turned many away from that gaping sepulchral chasm of yours. That's the problem here. What man of God would want to plumb those foul depths? Ezekiel 16:35 "Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:"
You've been here long enough, I think, to know what the Bible teaches of your promiscuous ways. Pray that the grace of God descends upon you and unlocks that hard heart of yours. The consequences are eternal.
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I'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
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And you're a liar to boot. Without God to provide your morality, you unsaved scum wallow in all manner of perversion and filth. Jesus sees through your lies!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
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Dang.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
And you're a liar to boot. Without God to provide your morality, you unsaved scum wallow in all manner of perversion and filth. Jesus sees through your lies!
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I've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.
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This is not a candy shop where you get to pick and choose. There is only ONE GOD and His name is JESUS!
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Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.
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At least you can admit that He's a he.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This is not a candy shop where you get to pick and choose. There is only ONE GOD and His name is JESUS!
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Not according to your special book
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Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
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And even in the quote you give
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Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
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It say Jesus was some bloke that your "god" raised from the dead, and not actually "god"
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.
Any takers?
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Nightstands are available on E-Bay, Craig's List classifieds, and at your local furniture store.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 06:54 AM
"Filthy Whore" is a nice sentiment to put under my name.
How about some more "awards" to go with it.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 07:03 AM
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Nightstands are available on E-Bay, Craig's List classifieds, and at your local furniture store.
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Brother, are you suggesting that she is in need of one night stand?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 07:07 AM
You do realize there`s dozens of sickular dating sites out there, right?
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 07:22 AM
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You do realize there`s dozens of sickular dating sites out there, right?
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And your point is...?
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
And your point is...?
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I believe Sister BiG's point is that nobody here is interested in watching you flaunt your harlotry, heathen.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter
I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.
Any takers?
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You are right about getting many insults, but I am actually intrigued by your adventurous spirit, and your choice to stand up for what you believe in and to dispute the ideology of a rather corrupt church.
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Re: I guess I'll try this out -
11-08-2010, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Brother, are you suggesting that she is in need of one night stand?
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Brother, this Jezebel stated that she'll "..try almost anything once", to which we can only surmise that her motives are somewhat less than keeping with a Christian view. I was skeptical of this "cyber" dating from the start as there are plenty of ways in which True Christian™ singles can meet one another - Bible (KJV1611) classes and ice cream socials to name a couple. Nonetheless, our mission to spread the Word of Jesus must encompass the realities of reaching a world wide ministry.
I fear this one may be more interested in Craig's List "casual encounters".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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