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Default Ever tasted Putin? - 10-16-2014, 06:16 AM

Just the other day a nasty frenchman waved a disgusting box of smelly cheese-laced potaters under my nose and asked me if I wanted to try some Putin? Now it's bad enough that our dear Miss Sarah Palin is forced to smell him from her own backyard, but was necessary to shove that nasty Vladimir in my face, practically getting his gravy all over my cheeks?

If I didn't know better, I say comminism is back and they are already naming our beloved Freedom fries after their smelly cosack dictators!

If anyone asks you to sample some 'Putin' by shoving him down your throat, shove a Bible in their face instead and point them straight to Revelation 13:1

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

And that beast is coming for Vladimir Putin...mark His words!
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-16-2014, 06:53 AM

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Just the other day a nasty frenchman waved a disgusting box of smelly cheese-laced potaters under my nose and asked me if I wanted to try some Putin? Now it's bad enough that our dear Miss Sarah Palin is forced to smell him from her own backyard, but was necessary to shove that nasty Vladimir in my face, practically getting his gravy all over my cheeks?

If I didn't know better, I say comminism is back and they are already naming our beloved Freedom fries after their smelly cosack dictators!

If anyone asks you to sample some 'Putin' by shoving him down your throat, shove a Bible in their face instead and point them straight to Revelation 13:1

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

And that beast is coming for Vladimir Putin...mark His words!
Mr. Lombardo,

I am quite a bit uneasy about this post... I find it a bit difficult to follow your reasoning here but I understand that you are opposed to Mr. Putin? How come? He's the head of state of one of the Godliest nations on Earth and a well-known advocate for the rights of heterosexual Caucasian meat-eating MEN! And - believe me - there are not many of our supporters left in world-class leaders. In addition, our Brethren have previously demonstrated that God actively uses Mr. Putin as His tool when fighting the homerswarm.

I ask you to elaborate on your post regarding the spiritual state of Mr. Putin or - if necessary - reconsider the issue.

Proverbs 29:20 Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.


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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-16-2014, 07:59 AM

I think Palin and Putin are a match made in Heaven.
In fact, I've heard that she yearns to smell his sweatier bits.


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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-16-2014, 02:33 PM

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Mr. Lombardo,

I am quite a bit uneasy about this post... I find it a bit difficult to follow your reasoning here but I understand that you are opposed to Mr. Putin? How come? He's the head of state of one of the Godliest nations on Earth and a well-known advocate for the rights of heterosexual Caucasian meat-eating MEN! And - believe me - there are not many of our supporters left in world-class leaders. In addition, our Brethren have previously demonstrated that God actively uses Mr. Putin as His tool when fighting the homerswarm.

I ask you to elaborate on your post regarding the spiritual state of Mr. Putin or - if necessary - reconsider the issue.

Proverbs 29:20 Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.


Yours in Christ,

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Respectfully, I won't back down on my assertions and aversion to Mr. Putin. I'll point out the man is a Russian Orthodox which to me seems like a paradox as such be is far from Baptism, the one true form of Christianity. Yes, he is dealing with the homosecular menace far more swiftly than ever seen before in that wasteland, but so did Hitler, and I believe it's been proven more than once that Hitler was a Catholic, and thus he was Damned! I chose my words very carefully Mr. White, and unless the whole rusky-nation converts to English and annexes with the USA, then I will be more fully convinced of their staying power in the battle for the End of the Days.
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-16-2014, 06:20 PM

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And - believe me - there are not many of our supporters left in world-class leaders
Yes, you're right here. I suppose Mr. Putin is a baby step in the righteous direction.
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-17-2014, 04:00 AM

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Respectfully, I won't back down on my assertions and aversion to Mr. Putin. <<<meaningless rant removed>>>
Dear Mr. Lombardo, I feel so sad that you chose to continue speaking against the hero of white manliness.

Don't you know that Putin is a true Republican hero? Don't you realize that Putin should have receive the Nobel Peace Prize instead of that black boy who lives in the White House? Are you not aware that Putin might be the only hope for America? Don't you understand that Putin and Palin are a match made in Heaven? Don't you know that Putin is more trustworthy than the American president?

Mr. Lombardo, I beg you to open your mind and understand that Brother Putin is a visionary well ahead of our times, and in fact he is the new Nixon.

I will pray for you to see the Truth®.
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-17-2014, 04:44 AM

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Just the other day a nasty frenchman waved a disgusting box of smelly cheese-laced potaters under my nose and asked me if I wanted to try some Putin? Now it's bad enough that our dear Miss Sarah Palin is forced to smell him from her own backyard, but was necessary to shove that nasty Vladimir in my face, practically getting his gravy all over my cheeks?

If I didn't know better, I say comminism is back and they are already naming our beloved Freedom fries after their smelly cosack dictators!

If anyone asks you to sample some 'Putin' by shoving him down your throat, shove a Bible in their face instead and point them straight to Revelation 13:1

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

And that beast is coming for Vladimir Putin...mark His words!
Yes. Mr. Lombardo, it is Harsha Shah here. I was reading this post and while I am thinking that you use harsh words, I am thinking - you are correct. It has not worked out very well for Mr. Putin. He has had his chance to prove himself a man of peace and prosperity but he is failing, isn't he. Yes. He is. It has been all about violence with him. And christian faith and my faith - they are all about non-violence. Yes. they are. I am very happy, Mr. Lombardo, that we are looking in the same direction. Yes oh yes!

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Dear Mr. Lombardo, I feel so sad that you chose to continue speaking against the hero of white manliness.

Don't you know that Putin is a true Republican hero? Don't you realize that Putin should have receive the Nobel Peace Prize instead of that black boy who lives in the White House? Are you not aware that Putin might be the only hope for America? Don't you understand that Putin and Palin are a match made in Heaven? Don't you know that Putin is more trustworthy than the American president?

Mr. Lombardo, I beg you to open your mind and understand that Brother Putin is a visionary well ahead of our times, and in fact he is the new Nixon.

I will pray for you to see the Truth®.
Yes, you are also right Ms. Basilissa. Yet you are quoting opinions (please, be not offended by my views). Mr. Lombardo is seeing also the actions of Mr. Putin. It is Matthew 7, your gospel. "Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit". Yes. But you are right. I think that it has not been working out but perhaps your idea of a marriage would be good. I am thinking, Mr. Putin is divorced but Mrs. Palin married. So, I am speculating at this point. I am seeing that they are not comfortable with the power, the violence. I have also been reading how Mr. Putin is enjoying nature up in the North, wide forests and rivers. It is the same for Mrs. Palin in Alaska, eh? Yes! A marriage! I am thinking - they would be much happier for instance as wilderness guides, showing people wonders of nature, the taiga, the Alaskan marvels. A chance for non-violence they must be looking for.

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Yes. Mr. Lombardo, it is Harsha Shah here. I was reading this post and while I am thinking that you use harsh words, I am thinking - you are correct. It has not worked out very well for Mr. Putin. He has had his chance to prove himself a man of peace and prosperity but he is failing, isn't he. Yes. He is. It has been all about violence with him. And christian faith and my faith - they are all about non-violence. Yes. they are. I am very happy, Mr. Lombardo, that we are looking in the same direction. Yes oh yes!


Yes, you are also right Ms. Basilissa.
Sweetie, we cannot be both right. Pick your side, dear!

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Yet you are quoting opinions (please, be not offended by my views). Mr. Lombardo is seeing also the actions of Mr. Putin. It is Matthew 7, your gospel. "Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit". Yes. But you are right.
I am not merely citing opinions - most of cited posts contain factual evidence!

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This delicate issue has been addressed in the cited thread!
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-17-2014, 05:58 AM

After reading the undenying research presented before me, I've decided to withhold my Eastern Euro-prejudices and agree that Putin is good after all. In fact, I'm eating some as I write and it's quite tasty.
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After reading the undenying research presented before me, I've decided to withhold my Eastern Euro-prejudices and agree that Putin is good after all. In fact, I'm eating some as I write and it's quite tasty.
Wonderful, Mr. Lombardo! It takes a real man to admit one's mistakes and grow in Godliness thereafter.

Isaiah 29:24 They also that erred in spirit shall come to understanding, and they that murmured shall learn doctrine.

Praise Jesus! Prayers to Godly Mr. Putin!




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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-17-2014, 06:23 AM

Brother Jim, Are you talking about that disgusting canuk food made of freedom fries, gravy and cheese curd? That dish that they named after Vlad? I'm sure that Vlad smells nothing like it, but as I suggested, I'm sure Mrs Palin can tell the difference!


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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 10-17-2014, 03:08 PM

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If I didn't know better, I say comminism is back and they are already naming our beloved Freedom fries after their smelly cosack dictators!
Putin is no dictator. Ever since Reagan single handedly crushed communism and brought freedom to the world, Putin has won each and every election fair and square. There is no doubt in my mind Putin will burn in Hell for breaking some of God's laws, but he clearly is making the world a better place by making Gays illegal. This in a time and age where Obama is making our once invincible American amy all gay. Putin is in each and every way a better president than Obama will ever be. Even his grasp of the American language is better. Instead of Obama's incomprehensible drool-and-mumble speak, Putin has a clear and easy to understand voice that makes my insides warm and fuzzy.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 11-27-2014, 04:07 AM

Reports have been slipping from Canada that certain Conservative MPs have been calling him "Vladimir Poutine."
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Default Re: Ever tasted Putin? - 11-27-2014, 08:01 AM

The frog newspaper from Paris (Le Monde) calls him Poutine. Indeed, so does the whole of that God-forsaken uppity country.
See http://www.lemonde.fr/europe/article...1605_3214.html
I think it's in retaliation for dropping French fries from poutine and replacing them with freedom fries.


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