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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-03-2010, 09:28 PM

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I dont mind pissing god off... Let him judge me when i see him ;-)
I think God will be the judge

Genesis 15:14

And also that nation, whom they shall serve, will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.

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Oh yeah i have read the correct bible. They all have the same message, nomatter if you read your bible... the quaran... the satanic verses... read them and find out ;-)
They don't have the same message. I don't take lies from a Denmarkian!

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Call me what you want, i dont really care... I know what i stand for, and i know what you stand for. We dont never ever agree, but lets just have some good discussions
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-03-2010, 11:33 PM

So after 83 pages of reading, I've come to the following conclusions.

1. Denmarkians hate childrens books. Why else are they throwing fits over saying Pipi Longstocking is from their country.

2. Color blindness is common there, why else do they freak out about the colors of the flag.

3. They're absolutely fine with rape, prostitution and bestiality since nobody seems to be complaining about being called out on those.

4. As much as I wanted to go see where my ancestors are from, there is no way I'm putting one foot anywhere in Scandinavia since I'll be over run by vicious rampaging vikings. I'm basing this on the reactions in this thread.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 12:41 AM

Dear, dear, me, I have just woken from a long nap in which the Lord spoke clearly to me of the journey of life. Feeling so filled with His spirit, I decided to peruse the latest comments on this thread.


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. . . i am not a religious man, but i have read the bible more than once... And correct me if i am wrong, but isnt there a point in the bible where jesus forgive the prostitute for her sins before he forgives his disciples?
You are wrong and I am beside myself with glee with the thought of correcting you. Jesus forgives prostitutes when they specifically ASK Him to forgive them. This is nearly simultaneous with their decision to STOP being prostitutes.

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I do still believe that the freedom for people to make their own choices are rated higher than what others think they should.
God ALWAYS gives people the freedom of choice in going to hell.

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You are right ther, he has made some oddly esoteric, weirdly disturbing films, but to encourage tourism to Denmark, where have you read that?
On an internet site, just like I said. There were even pictures!

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Do you think that all on the WWW you read is real ??'
Well, it's seems to work for you.

Mind you, my confidence in the veracity of information from the internet pales in comparison to my faith in the Bible. I just KNOW every word in the Bible is God's direct truth.

When it comes to believing the internet, I just look at the information, take it at face value, and if it seems vaguely insulting, I get real mad and post indignant responses. It's a real time saver over thinking and considering the source, let me tell you!

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. . . could it be that you are too ashamed over your self because you know how much of a sinner you are your self.
Brother Cranky Old Man is a True Christian and is NOT a sinner and, quite frankly, has NO SHAME!

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For me it is amazing that your IQ is as low as it is, i mean who long would it in reality take to do a bit of researh before posting those 8 reasons to why god hates Denmark.
Cranky Old Man has a very high IQ. He does all his research from the ONLY source that matters, the Holy Bible!

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You are infact lucky that Amerika is yours, as it was the vikings who discovert it first and not columbos.
Try saying that it my city's Little Italy neighborhood. They willa shuta your moutha when they breaka your teetha!

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It is funny to hear you fighting your belive that the flag you posted is danish, when its so easy to look it up even if a person is as stupid as you
None of our True Christian Brothers are stupid! Only True Christian women are stupid because that's how God and our Brothers like us!

I myself only read the Bible and the information in this forum, where I am properly monitored by my BIC at all times. Inapproprate posts are deleted immediately and prayer counselling is then provided.

My women's magazines are reviewed by one or other BIC and any materials not related to housekeeping and recipes are cut out before I am allowed to look at them. One time, a brother missed deleteing a recipe for Devil's Food Cake-- caused quite a controversy, yes indeedley!


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OOOOh my god, or shout I say Satan, the old retard is a live, now please let your wisdom (or lack of same) enlighten us, are we all condemned to hell if so I hope there is a lot of cold beer and porn.
The beer in hell will be warm, flat, and some brand of American "lite" product.

The only porn available will be grainy home movies of Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold.

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so you are responsible for the giant breakdown of whole europe? good job old man, your god must have alot of power, and he must be very angry. (but my personal god is stronger than yours! haha!)
Again you people, the sarcasm sign-holding smiley is not needed in these situations, we already know that you are godless heathens.

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But I guess it must have been one hell of a wet dream - "Cranky Old Man"
Well, I never! Cranky Old Man's dreams have been dry as a bone ever since he started wearing adult diapers to bed! Impudent whippersnapper!




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Hmm... I guess after this post many of the American baptist in this forum is gonna move because of the high rate of rape in their own country.

Btw Ive heard that there is a lot of room in Mexico ?
True Christians are protected from rape by their faith in the Bible and Jesus's favorite sidekick, the sidearm!

And no person of any consquence ever MOVES to Mexico. We merely import our underpaid workers from there so that they can labor endlessly for us without health care or decent living conditions, just as Godly Republicans have declared.

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. . . you have sooo much violence on TV that kids are going berserk with guns in schools
Children do not go berserk with guns in school because of violence on tv. They go berserk in school beacuse there isn't ENOUGH violence at home. If more parents obeyed the Bible and beat their children the problem would end. Oh, and True Christian parents not ony beat their children, they also teach them proper gun safety. Our guns are locked away from children during school hours.

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Just do the rest of the world a favour.. and drop a nuke on yourself
Since we, not you, are the ones that HAVE the nukes, we will be making the decisions as to where they will be dropped. (hint, hint)

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Danish Muslims? Now that is one unholy abomination!
Yech! You speak truth, brother. A Muslim Danish is a sweet bun smeared with hummus. It's an inedible combination, trust me!

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you know.. what about a link to that says all this thing about Denmark instead. . .
The only this i see is you referring to the Bible.
That's because this a Bible based site. Duh !

Well, I've rambled on long enough in my foolish female way. If this post is incomprehensible, don't be surprised. I was educated at one of the Stupid Sisters colleges here in the USA. They were only founded back in the day to polish up girls to be wives to men from Ivy League universities.

I went to my college and wrote a vapid, 131 thesis and found no husband. Such a waste.

Silly, silly me.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 06:16 AM

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Well, I never! Cranky Old Man's dreams have been dry as a bone ever since he started wearing adult diapers to bed!
It saves my wife a lot of work you know.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 12:14 PM

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Can you do Sweden the next time?
Sweden is on my list, especially since IKEA clearly distributes Satan's message all over the world, but my list is quite long and I am an old man so I don't know when.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 12:57 PM

I - like a few of my fellow countrymen - have been searching for a place like this for a long time. Since I was born I've always felt a yearning for something undefined. My liberal atheist HEATHEN parents taught me at an early age that GOD was fiction. A whim of fanatical zealots to be ridiculed.

When I turned to the wonder of His creation they snorted and took me to the zoo where monkey's were fornicating and throwing feces at the spectators. "Son, meet your forefathers" they would gleefully yell and laugh diabolically.

This was compounded by the SOCIALIST daycare system where everyone was encouraged to cast aside their beliefs and ethnic background to become "the model citizen". And what is that, I hear you ask? Is it a Godfearing, hardworking and morally upstanding Arian man with sound family values? No THIS is what Denmark is aspiring to be. A nation of harlots spreading their legs for the mooslimb invaders and silvertongued Italians that are drawn to their silky white thighs like locust to the field.

Though there may be a few minor points for debate (there's that flag...) in the initial threadstarter here, one can only hope that many more Danes will see that Judgement Day is imminent and Salvation is our only hope.

For one, I cannot wait to leave this cesspool and rejoin my Heavenly Father.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 01:15 PM

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Sweden is on my list, especially since IKEA clearly distributes Satan's message all over the world, but my list is quite long and I am an old man so I don't know when.
When will you do the US? - They must have messed it up pretty good with hurricanes, oil leaks, rapists, terrorists, child molesters etc. etc.

Will look forward to reading that one
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When will you do the US? - They must have messed it up pretty good with hurricanes, oil leaks, rapists, terrorists, child molesters etc. etc.

Will look forward to reading that one
Hurricanes are a result of Mary worshiping Catliks( YES God took out New Orleans for a reason), Earthquakes in Godlesss California, you bet, God hates queers.
Oil leaks are the damn Messicans fault, its there Gulf not ours.
We did not let the Mooslim terrorists in, blame that on Clinton, the worthless @#*@#%.
Child Molesters, see the Catliks about that problem, it seems to be world wide at this point!
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When will you do the US? - They must have messed it up pretty good with hurricanes, oil leaks, rapists, terrorists, child molesters etc. etc.

Will look forward to reading that one
You mean like about an ILLEGALLY elected, secret Muslim, president who wants to turn our country into a communist gulag that would make Hitler proud?

HAVE YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ THE REST OF THIS FRAPPING FORUM WHY.KING??? SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT IF YOU DID YOU MIGHT REALIZE WE HAVE SOME PRETTY FIERCE CRITICISM OF OUR OWN COUNTRY

Yes, American isn't prefect, but then again talk the Lord it isn't Denmark. At lest we know what our flag looks like.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 06:10 PM



this is the actual danish flag!
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When will you do the US?
Never. America is God favorite nation!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 06:17 PM

1. You have used the Finnish flag

2. Pippi Longstocking is created by The swede Astrid Lindgren
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 06:25 PM

Why is everyone in Denmark named Rasmussen? Is that because of all the rapes?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 06:54 PM

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Never. America is God favorite nation!
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Also they eat too much fat food.
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Also they eat too much fat food.
Thank goodness the denmarkians don't.

I can't even get that chicken, bacon and onion sandwich here in the States.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 07:17 PM

I was suspicious of that advert, so I called Nephew Zebulun - he's translated the main parts, and I'm disgusted!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 07:37 PM

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You mean like about an ILLEGALLY elected, secret Muslim, president who wants to turn our country into a communist gulag that would make Hitler proud?
Well, if thats bush you are talking about... Then i can for sure tell that we got one thing in common.
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HAVE YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ THE REST OF THIS FRAPPING FORUM WHY.KING??? SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT IF YOU DID YOU MIGHT REALIZE WE HAVE SOME PRETTY FIERCE CRITICISM OF OUR OWN COUNTRY
I would lie if i said i had... So the answer to that is NO, i havent.

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Yes, American isn't prefect, but then again talk the Lord it isn't Denmark. At lest we know what our flag looks like.


Hehe, Made me laugh a little.... You know how your flag looks, and we know how our flag looks.... Apparantly you dont know how our flag look, but we know how your flag look.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 07:48 PM

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Well, if thats bush you are talking about... Then i can for sure tell that we got one thing in common.
Bush,...? Dear Lord, Bush has been out of office for a year and half. Are you even aware of the fact that Obama wasn't born in the United States, which disqualifies him to be president under our Constitution?

And people accuse us Americans of being Provencals ignorant of the rest of the world.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-04-2010, 08:09 PM

At least Denmark has good music....




The constant violent anal rape is a little easier to take if you're listening to good music.
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