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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 06:54 AM
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ill say the same to you sons of bitches as I said to Pastor Ezekiel
You can take the Bibel shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
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But we're the intollerant ones, right?
By the way, I noticed your font changed, where did you copy your threat from? Wouldn't be from here would it?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 06:55 AM
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Beloved fellow christians
Pay no attention to the Goddles heathens posting in this forum. I have dedicated my life to preach the word of the Lord to the halfbreeds and therefore live in the rotten "kingdom" of Denmark so I know what I'm writing about.
Everything Cranky Old man (bless your soul) has written is accurate down to the last punctuation, but I tell you, still something is missing. It took some time before I could see what it was, but with help from my Lord Jesus I finally understood. You see, Cranky Old Man, when I read your post (and several others), I feel your forgiving heart. You are a true christian brother But I tell you, you should feel nothing but hate. Because only if you have lived among this pile of human excrements called Danes, you can truly understand the unfathomable horror going on here. You are much too kind Cranky Old Man. There is no room for salvation for the country of Denmark. We should all pray every single day for the mighty Lord to eradicate this gateway to hell
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06-07-2010, 07:08 AM
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Thank you for the heads up, sister. I will do that right after my pre-lunch prayers (where I will mention you)
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:16 AM
Deuteronomy så snotdum kan man sgu ikke være nu må du sgu stoppe hvordan kan du skrive sådan noget ?? er du da fuldstændig hjerne død ?? NU spænder du sgu lige hjelmen og kommer ind i kampen mester
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06-07-2010, 07:17 AM
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It's not as if they were doing anything with it. And we didn't 'steal it' we traded for it.
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Traded? Oh yes, is that the american, no baptist, interpitation of what happens when you first cheat a person to write their name on a paper they most likely do not fully understand (not so much due to intelligence but cultural differences), and once the other party deos its job, you can then claim that the things you promissed them actually belong to you, despite a clear treaty written black and white.
I don't know how many treaties your goverment has made with the indians, but I'll be suprise if its kept even a thenth of them for more then 6 months.
And "not doing anything with it"? What, they didn't live there?
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And the rest of the world is a Disney movie come true is it?
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And you can't deny it, there is a lot of rasicm in U.S. It not like it didn't apear anywhere else, its just it stands out more as a regional phenomenan then a society one. Meaning that in the old states of South people still call african-americans niggers, but in the North they get the same treatment as everybody else.
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He had bleach, he had ammonia, he had the ability to make chlorine gas. Anyway, if they didn't have weapons, who keeps shooting our soldiers?
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Considering Saddam himself was hanged quite a while ago, I'd say that U.S soldiers are shot by Iraqi people that don't want them to be there. And no doubt Saddam did have weapons of mass destruction, but did he have them the way Bush made everyone think? No, I don't think so.
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So you believe everything you see on TV do you? Because I saw a movie once that said cats were trying to take over the world and dogs were our true saviours.
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I have really nothing to say about that Obama buisness, just say this: J.F.K.
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You do realize there's McDonalds all over the world, don't you? Why isn't it killing French men? Anyway, sooner I die, the sooner I'll be in the loving arms of Jesus. Oh, and I'd rather die of a massive heart attack than wither away in some nursing home getting bed sores and not knowing who my children are.
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I think american_history_X meant that both fast food companies are originally from the U.S.
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You're comparing the statistics of the people caught, that just shows that the US police put more effort into catching criminals.
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Yes, denieal is. And ignorance is bliss.
If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:21 AM
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I ran that through my demon to English translator and came up with this.
ogDeuteronomy snotdum so you can be damn now you must stop the damn how can you write such a thing? You are then completely brain dead? NOW buckles you damn right helmet and enters the battle master
I guess it is true that Demons cannot quote the Bible. It's too bad, since that's all he seems capable of doing.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:26 AM
bitch go back to your kitchen if you like it so much
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:28 AM
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Traded? Oh yes, is that the american, no baptist, interpitation of what happens when you first cheat a person to write their name on a paper they most likely do not fully understand (not so much due to intelligence but cultural differences), and once the other party deos its job, you can then claim that the things you promissed them actually belong to you, despite a clear treaty written black and white.
I don't know how many treaties your goverment has made with the indians, but I'll be suprise if its kept even a thenth of them for more then 6 months.
And "not doing anything with it"? What, they didn't live there?
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So if you buy a painting from me at a garage sale, and find out that it's worth millions, then if you don't give those millions to me, you're stealing right?
Anyway, you don't live here and are only going by what your liebral white guilt education is telling you.
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And you can't deny it, there is a lot of rasicm in U.S. It not like it didn't apear anywhere else, its just it stands out more as a regional phenomenan then a society one. Meaning that in the old states of South people still call african-americans niggers, but in the North they get the same treatment as everybody else.
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Actually the racism in the US is quite mild compared to other places in the world. Try China or India some time. Oprah got kicked out of shops in France.
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Considering Saddam himself was hanged quite a while ago, I'd say that U.S soldiers are shot by Iraqi people that don't want them to be there. And no doubt Saddam did have weapons of mass destruction, but did he have them the way Bush made everyone think? No, I don't think so.
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Of course he had them, Bush had the receipts. Who do you think sold him the weapons.
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I have really nothing to say about that Obama buisness, just say this: J.F.K.
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What exactly does that have to do with believing whats on TV?
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I think american_history_X meant that both fast food companies are originally from the U.S.
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So? They've been international companies for decades now.
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Well you just go back to your white liebral guilt then and leave us in peace.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:29 AM
Alas, I am just a poor godless atheist on my way to Hell, and indeed I blame this wretched country of mine for bringing me up this way and causing me to have such a sinful outlook on life. Therefore, allow me to praise you, aspiring Brother Deuteronomy for letting a sliver of light shine down and pierce my unhallowed darkness. It gives me joy to know that not all my fellow countrymen are destined to dance to the gnashing of teeth and the prodding of pitchforks. So let me urge to you to choose the way of Lot and escape this doomed country before the good Lord bathes us all in the fires of his mercy. And may he speed you on your way to the Promised Land.
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06-07-2010, 07:34 AM
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On jokes: everything can be seen as a joke if seen from a correct angle.
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No matter what angle I use to look at you, you still remain a joke.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:37 AM
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Alas, I am just a poor godless atheist on my way to Hell, and indeed I blame this wretched country of mine for bringing me up this way and causing me to have such a sinful outlook on life. Therefore, allow me to praise you, aspiring Brother Deuteronomy for letting a sliver of light shine down and pierce my unhallowed darkness. It gives me joy to know that not all my fellow countrymen are destined to dance to the gnashing of teeth and the prodding of pitchforks. So let me urge to you to choose the way of Lot and escape this doomed country before the good Lord bathes us all in the fires of his mercy. And may he speed you on your way to the Promised Land.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:38 AM
håber sgu i alle dør. Efter alt det i spassere har skrevet fortjener i det sgu
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:39 AM
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håber sgu i alle dør. Efter alt det i spassere har skrevet fortjener i det sgu
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Why do you speak in that Satanic language?
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06-07-2010, 07:42 AM
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Why do you speak in that Satanic language?
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I think it's doing more parroting and Satan is having a bit of fun with him. Because my demon to English translator says it's more gibberish.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:42 AM
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Alas, I am just a poor godless atheist on my way to Hell, and indeed I blame this wretched country of mine for bringing me up this way and causing me to have such a sinful outlook on life. Therefore, allow me to praise you, aspiring Brother Deuteronomy for letting a sliver of light shine down and pierce my unhallowed darkness. It gives me joy to know that not all my fellow countrymen are destined to dance to the gnashing of teeth and the prodding of pitchforks. So let me urge to you to choose the way of Lot and escape this doomed country before the good Lord bathes us all in the fires of his mercy. And may he speed you on your way to the Promised Land.
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Hallelujah my brother, Hallelujah. Tears are pouring out my old eyes, leaving wet marks on my bible infront of me, reading your wise words. I praise the good Lord that there indeed are souls worth rescuing in this Godforsaken corner of the world. The part of the Good Book marked by your words was this " Escapes to Derbe, where he preaches the gospel, and returns to Lystra, and to Iconium, and to Antioch, strengthens the souls of the disciples, exhorts them to continue in the faith, and helps to appoint elders" The Lord works in mysterious ways. Let us pray
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06-07-2010, 07:48 AM
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PLEASE REPLY, AND DO NOT LEAVE OUT PARTS OF MY REPLY. RESPOND TO EVERYTHING I JUST SAID.
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You must be very popular at parties. Most of your issues have already been addressed in this discussion thread. So it is just a matter of reading it all from top to bottom to figure it all out. But since you seem to be a very lazy person, I will address some of your babbling anyway. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
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Your statements in this thread are wrong. You should have done some researching before you starting yelling out something, that is not true.
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I did my research, my posting contains 19 hyperlinks to reliable sources. It seems the problem here is that you are too lazy to click on them.
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you say that it is not important because it is not in the KJV1611
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Which is by definition true!
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your porn filter should not block sites like Wikipedia and Google
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Why not? Should a porn filter not block porn?
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In which story does he glorify the evil?
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All of them.
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And I still do not take what KJV1611 says as real proof.
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Ignoring proof, does not make it less true.
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Yes, Denmark did invent Lego. But is it sinful behavior to build something? That is what Lego is made for. You use it to build something, for fun! Is it a sin to have fun?
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Yet one more example of you showing to be too lazy to click on the hyperlink I provided.
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I do not watch danish television, so I do not know anything about that. But it appears that there are no shows called Rape with Brutality, The Market for live, Come Hitler or Update on masochism for children. Which means that you are making stuff up.
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Again, failure on your side to click a simple link. The blue letters with a line under them, click on it with your mouse cursor. It will open an entire new world for you!
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Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt children, but not rape them. The Danish law prohibits rape. Which means that if you rape someone you will be put in jail.
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This has been addressed many times already. But since you are too lazy to read, I will explain it once more. Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.
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By the way, is it not a sin to hate someone?
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I hate no one. I love everyone with True Christian™ love. This is why I try to wake up people so they can choose Jesus and avoid eternal damnation to Hell.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:49 AM
See? See just how godless I am? I've just been found guilty of an infraction, and verily my mind is so darkened that I cannot even see how to respond to the private message I've received that informs me of this. Therefore, I humbly beseech you here: Please do not ban me for my ignominous ways. Surely, it must have been the Horned One who possessed me to write what I did. For do they not say that a man possessed, often does not even realize it?
Ah, I see that you have seen fit to comment on my other post, Brother Dirk. Alas, but I can feel the conflict within. I fear that I shall need to wrestle with my corrupt Danish nature awhile. Still, I humbly thank you for your kind reply.
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06-07-2010, 07:51 AM
Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Anders renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-07-2010, 07:52 AM
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bitch go back to your kitchen if you like it so much
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You WILL NOT speak to a True Christan Lady in that manner!
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You WILL get off you astronomically large arse and start coming up with your own ORIGINAL threats!
How in the name of your non-god do you expect to be taken seriously if you can't even verbally threaten a woman without using cut and paste from a secondary source?
Are both your arms AND your vocabulary skills THAT weak?!
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