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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-10-2010, 11:17 PM
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Umm... what? Please make at least a small effort to read--and comprehend--my posts before making unwarranted assumptions. If you read back a little bit, you'll see that some of your fellow Landoverites have approached these discussions very maturely, and have received the same respect in return.
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I'll make the effort to read and comprehend your posts when you make the effort to turn your heart and soul over to Christ and become a fundamentalist Christian. As long as you continue to spit in Our Lord's eye, I see no reason why I should give your blasphemy any "respect".
There is no room for racism here at Landover, my Nazi friend. Don't think I can't see what you're trying to do here.
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Only because you define them as monkeybabies before you kill them!
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Sounds reasonable. I've never seen a llama in real life, therefore they must not exist either. Also, I was driving over the speed limit today, but didn't get a speeding ticket. Speeding laws--and the police officers who enforce them--must not exist, otherwise I would have gotten a ticket and maybe even imprisoned. I like your logic; I think I'll start applying it to my daily life to make things easier for me as well.
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Well, just as long as you accept that God exists, because we see evidence of His Love every day.
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How many arms would this mystical three-legged creature have?
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GOD would rip its arms off as punishment for trying to prove evolution, so none.
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What you just said makes no sense whatsoever, even from an evolutionary standpoint. I can see you have well-grounded intentions with whatever you are doing here, but please understand how frustrating it is when you make a direct quote, then refute it by talking about something completely different.
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Trust me, I do appreciate it. The number of times I've made a direct quote from the Bible, and then someone's tried to refute it by talking about something completely different like "logic" or "evidence"...
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Doesn't sound fair. You're asking me to PRAY to SCIENCE. That's obviously impossible.
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And I know for a fact that it's possible to pray to God, so it looks like you lose again!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-11-2010, 05:23 AM
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I'll make the effort to read and comprehend your posts when you make the effort to turn your heart and soul over to Christ and become a fundamentalist Christian. As long as you continue to spit in Our Lord's eye, I see no reason why I should give your blasphemy any "respect".
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Then stop arguing about things you refuse to understand.
Please dont argue this. To many ulcers over nothign. These people love God with all of their heart and soul. The website is a divine revelation. It says so in their members love of the Bible.
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02-11-2010, 05:36 AM
Scroll to the bottom... its the truth.
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02-11-2010, 05:37 AM
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What on earth are you blabbering on about silly boy?
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02-11-2010, 06:20 AM
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Then stop arguing about things you refuse to understand.
Please dont argue this. To many ulcers over nothign. These people love God with all of their heart and soul. The website is a divine revelation. It says so in their members love of the Bible.
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Truer words have never been spoken by unsaved trash! Would you like to accept Jesus into your heart as your personal savior?
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02-11-2010, 02:12 PM
Humans no longer have a prominent tail because of evolution. We no longer have a need for it as we no longer have to climb trees or rocks and various other activities so it has been faded out over the millennia. Birds and kangaroos have tails because they actively use them for balance and flight.
Monkeys are still around because we evolved from a different strain of them and they stayed the same because of their environment. We will have moved to (primitive) towns and villages. Monkeys stayed in the trees.
Someone also put “The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.
Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.”
You know why they shake their heads and walk away? Because you sound like an imbecile.
God created us out of nothing so surely according to your logic if god made us “pop” out of nothing then why isn’t that still happening? Why isn’t god sat in the sky popping out people?
Humans didn’t pop out of nothing. The chemicals and minerals and elements we know today were created in the big bang. And from that after billions of years humans have evolved.
Also “I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!”
Well if I apply your logic to a different statement. According to the bible I came from god. I cant see god now. I cant feel god now. That’s 100% proof god doesn’t exist!
AND “If humans have evolved from monkeys, why don't monkeys speak American?”
That’s like saying why doesn’t a fish speak monkey?
Also “Pastor Issac could not have been clearer: there was nothing, it exploded, and human beings popped out of the nothing that exploded.
And that, my dear, is the lunacy of the Big Bang theory.”
Well the bible says that a supreme being created us and now he is nowhere to be seen. Lunacy? I think so.
And also “Humans have 5 toes and I'm sure you are going to make the argument that they are smaller than other primates because they are not being "used" as much. So now we humans are all wearing shoes so before long we probably won't need any toes at all. How are our toes going to figure all this out and pass along DNA to our children so that their toes will be smaller?”
People have not lost their toes because we still actively use them. They are used for balance while walking which is why we still have them. Just because we wear shoes doesn’t mean they are not used.
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02-11-2010, 03:52 PM
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TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ!
I think we can summarize that drivel simply by saying, "I hate God and think I'm better than Him."
I don't understand your evolutionists, your religion makes no sense at all!
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02-11-2010, 04:08 PM
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TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ!
I think we can summarize that drivel simply by saying, "I hate God and think I'm better than Him."
I don't understand your evolutionists, your religion makes no sense at all!
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Hear hear, H B! Miss michele really is quite the God hater. There seems to be a rash of these around these days. It must have something to do with March 4th, 2010 at 6:10 AM. Looks like the prophecies as discovered during the white paper creation of Project Habakkuk are being fulfilled.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-11-2010, 04:44 PM
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Monkeys are still around because we evolved from a different strain of them and they stayed the same because of their environment. We will have moved to (primitive) towns and villages. Monkeys stayed in the trees.
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Well, Negroes stayed in the jungle till the White Man set up colonies and built cities for them. Why don't they still have tails?
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According to the bible I came from god. I cant see god now. I cant feel god now. That’s 100% proof god doesn’t exist
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You would 'feel' the Holy Spirit if you accepted JESUS as your Lord and Savior. Its not too late to get saved before Project Habbakuk starts.
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02-11-2010, 05:02 PM
if your not guna read it dont make a post
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02-11-2010, 05:31 PM
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02-11-2010, 05:40 PM
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02-11-2010, 05:43 PM
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You know why they shake their heads and walk away? Because you sound like an imbecile.
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If you wish to argue with us, please use Scripture, not anti-Christian hate speech. Thank you.
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God created us out of nothing so surely according to your logic if god made us “pop” out of nothing then why isn’t that still happening? Why isn’t god sat in the sky popping out people?
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Because He finished His creation:
Genesis 2:1: Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-11-2010, 05:45 PM
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I'm a busy man, little girl. I don't have time to read your drug-induced hallucinations. I only have time to read sound, logical, scientifically-proven and accurate books - the Bible.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-11-2010, 05:57 PM
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Humans no longer have a prominent tail because of evolution. We no longer have a need for it as we no longer have to climb trees or rocks and various other activities so it has been faded out over the millennia. Birds and kangaroos have tails because they actively use them for balance and flight.
Monkeys are still around because we evolved from a different strain of them and they stayed the same because of their environment. We will have moved to (primitive) towns and villages. Monkeys stayed in the trees.
Someone also put “The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.
Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.”
You know why they shake their heads and walk away? Because you sound like an imbecile.
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Friend, the fact that we sound like imbeciles is proof that we are True Christians and God loves us.
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.
1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
Do you see? We have become fools, so that we may be wise. That's how God likes it. You can't argue with that kind of logic. And let's not forget:
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-12-2010, 12:09 AM
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I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!
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I'd be glad to explain. Over long periods of time, during the evolution of man from our common ancestor (most probably a primate,) there was no longer any need for a tail. I presume primates had used it either for balance or for gripping onto trees, as they are normally portrayed to do.
If you understand the concept of evolution, mutations. Well, the same mutations which have provided primates with tails could have reversed the effect. Why, do you ask? Because, as I've mentioned above, we had no need for extra balance (due to the fact we began to balance as bipeds without its use) nor did we need to climb up trees. With this said, a tail became absolutely useless for our species over time.
So, how did we actually lose the tail? Natural Selection: the tail became a useless appendage, so those who had the opportunity to receive the genetic mutation which shrunk it, had less weight to carry, and therefore had a higher chance of survivability. Eventually, those who did not have this mutation died off, unable to fend for themselves against the ever-changing world (also affected by evolution at approximately the same rate as us.) This process repeated itself until the tail existed no longer.
Hope this helps answer your question.
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02-12-2010, 12:16 AM
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I'd be glad to explain. Over long periods of time, during the evolution of man from our common ancestor (most probably a primate,) there was no longer any need for a tail. I presume primates had used it either for balance or for gripping onto trees, as they are normally portrayed to do.
If you understand the concept of evolution, mutations. Well, the same mutations which have provided primates with tails could have reversed the effect. Why, do you ask? Because, as I've mentioned above, we had no need for extra balance (due to the fact we began to balance as bipeds without its use) nor did we need to climb up trees. With this said, a tail became absolutely useless for our species over time.
So, how did we actually lose the tail? Natural Selection: the tail became a useless appendage, so those who had the opportunity to receive the genetic mutation which shrunk it, had less weight to carry, and therefore had a higher chance of survivability. Eventually, those who did not have this mutation died off, unable to fend for themselves against the ever-changing world (also affected by evolution at approximately the same rate as us.) This process repeated itself until the tail existed no longer.
Hope this helps answer your question.
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No I think not, what you are proposing is a fantasy at best. My uncle is NOT a MONKEY
I will give you a start. Pick up a Bible, KJV 1611 is the real one. Start in Genesis. Come back when you hit the back cover.
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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02-12-2010, 12:44 AM
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[...]Hope this helps answer your question.
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This explains nothing! How many times have you said to someone, "Lend me a hand here."? If you had a tail, that would not be necessary and labor costs could be reduced.
It stands to reason that employing someone with a prehensile tail would mean 50% increase in productivity for no more wages! Therefore, according to your theory, the fully employed should have been the fitter and thus bigger and better tails would have arisen.
The only downside is trousers - difficult to manufacture with holes just there.
No, face it, God made us as we are and monkeys as they are. He made us so we had to say, "Lend me a hand here." and we'd say it to a woman, who was made to help man!
Ge:2:18: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
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02-12-2010, 12:56 AM
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This explains nothing! How many times have you said to someone, "Lend me a hand here."? If you had a tail, that would not be necessary and labor costs could be reduced.
It stands to reason that employing someone with a prehensile tail would mean 50% increase in productivity for no more wages! Therefore, according to your theory, the fully employed should have been the fitter and thus bigger and better tails would have arisen.
The only downside is trousers - difficult to manufacture with holes just there.
No, face it, God made us as we are and monkeys as they are. He made us so we had to say, "Lend me a hand here." and we'd say it to a woman, who was made to help man!
Ge:2:18: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
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You are implying that we lost our tails when we were able to reason and produce logic. This is false. We probably lost our tails when we were in the stages of beginning to learn to walk; way before the Australopithecus ever appeared, which was 3.2 million years ago.
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02-12-2010, 01:14 AM
Why did I get a warning notification for arguing in an argument? Lol, this is ridiculous. You try to argue your point of view, and you get warned. Why the censorship?
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