[Pastor Ezekiel]

Unsaved scum like to pretend that hell doesn't exist, or that if it does, it's nothing but a pink tea party with the heat turned up and a flock of interesting intellectuals. These are satanic lies. Satan's greatest lie is that hell does not exist. Hell does exist and I can prove it.

Hell is a place of fire. The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."

In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."

Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE."

Watch this documentary about hell and you'll see. Hell is nothing to joke about or ignore.

In this thread, myself and other Pastors will share with you the realities of hell. Pay attention.

[Bjorn Jensen]

And i am not surprised that the gates to hell (volcanos) are located at the most sinful places of the world, like Iceland, California, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii, Japan, Peru, Mexico etc, just look at the map of volcanos, God made sure to place them in countries and states where the most sinners lives, there's no volcanos anywere near Freehold, Iowa

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The kids in our Sunday School class put on a show every year, demonstrating what hell is actually like.

We had to ask them to leave out the anal sex.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Here is a movie that should be shown in all Baptist Churches, made by the Godly Estus Pirkle

[Levi Jones]

That's what I can't understand about the universalists and other assorted hell bound scum. Jesus says the flames will be everlasting. He also says you cannot get from hell to heaven because of the chasm between them.

It's like they purposely ignore what Jesus said to delude themselves into thinking that them and their unsaved friends and family will not burn forever for not being able to live up to what Jesus said they have to do.

Matthew 5:20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

You have to be even better and more walking rightly with God than even the most holy of the Old Testament teachers and prophets.

Jesus did not teach love and forgiveness. He teaches us to be perfect.

Matthew 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Amen, brother. What the unsaved don't realize is that hell isn't for "bad people." Hell is for EVERYONE who rejects Jesus. EVERYONE who lacks Faith in Jesus. EVERYONE who hasn't been Saved© by His sweet blood.

[Bjorn Jensen]

And they all thoroughly deserves it, i'm not going to shed a single tear for them, i'm going to watch them burn from Heaven and laugh at them while eating popcorn (or whatever they serve up there) together with Jesus

[John North]

I find it fascinating that so many people choose hell in favor of Jesus. It really make no sense. Still, we see it every day; atheists and pretend-to-be Christians that stumbles in at LBC, trying to make us change our mind. And for what? This?



No thanks!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Christian websites are full of discussion about how today's preachers do not like to talk about the literal hell because those in the pews don't enjoy hearing about it.

I thank God we have pastors at Landover Baptist, like Pastor Zeke, who talk about because people don't want to hear about it. Pastor Zeke should be a model of all pastors.

[John North]

What do they eat in hell? Surprisingly little seems to been written about this. At first, I thought that this might indicate that food doesn’t exist in hell. However, hell is designed to be the opposite too pleasant, and being without food is not as bad as having to eat something really disgusting, thus disgusting food should exist in hell. Or, am I overthinking this?

If (disgusting) food exists in hell, it’s either of a kind specially invented for hell, some kind of puke surprise that we cannot even imagine, or, the food will be the worst possible that can already be found on earth.

If the latter, here’s a possible candidate; Swedish rotten fish called Surströmming.

A Japanese study has shown that the smell of a newly opened can of surströmming is the most putrid smell of food in the world

Since the most ungodly of Swedes actually enjoy eating this, at least one alternative hell-meal must exist in order to keep them unhappy as well. But for the rest, this dish should do the job.

Note, there is some laughter in the video. That will of course not be the case when you crank the heat up a couple of thousand degrees, remove everything there is to drink and spoon feed all the deemed with big chunks of this fermented fish.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

It boggles the mind what goes on down in hell. The food, the hygiene, the toilet arrangements, the constant rape, the wild monkeys....

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

It boggles the mind what goes on down in hell. The food, the hygiene, the toilet arrangements, the constant rape, the wild monkeys....

Thank you for posting that, Pastor Zeke. It is one of the most accurate portrayals of hell around.

Fortunately, all of us True Christians™ can avoid this picture. I don't understand why others cannot see the light.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

It boggles the mind what goes on down in hell. The food, the hygiene, the toilet arrangements, the constant rape, the wild monkeys....

Don't forget the odd poker game on a boat (lower left), with a view of random falling body parts . . .

[John Creeser]

I had the boys watch this back to back when it first came out. While I tried to tell them in my own words that if they were bad kids, they certainly would be cast into white hot fames, tortured, sodomized, strangled, beaten, given diseases like the aid, have their eyeballs slit with razor blades, their t******s nailed to boards, and that this would never ever ever stop for all of eternity.

The video was a nice visual/companion to the talk we had about going to hell if they rejected Jesus. Now, I know the boys didn't sleep for a few days and sobbed at their mothers feet incessantly - but as True Christian™ father, it is my duty to instill the Fear of God® in them so they remain on the path of the righteous.

I am printing out those pictures and hanging them next to their bunk beds as a reminder. There is no complacency in the Creeser home when it comes to Salvation®.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I've got quite a collection.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Listen to this Chink who has seen Prophet Muhammed in hell, i guess our own Pastor Ezekiel even understands what the chink is saying without reading the subtitles since he speaks Jap after all those years of preaching in that part of the world

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Plenty of good Christians have seen hell. It's really there. Don't let satan fool you into thinking otherwise.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I would imagine that this is how the faces of sinners look once they lay their eyes on Satan's giant, barbed tallywhacker.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

This whore shot herself in the head, went down to hell, and came back all thanks to Jesus.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Chink girl is shown HELL by JESUS. After experiencing the love of CHRIST she rejects the demon buddah.

By HIS grace, she also learns to draw beautiful pictures instead of writing chicken scratch chink speak.

GLORY!