[Father Maurice Lester]

When you talk about coming in off the bench and doing a bang-up job it is clear that Pope Francis (we call him Franky Fab here at the Vatican) has done a Hell of a job picking up the ball that fell from the shaky Germanic hands of his predecessor Benedict.

Of course it is all part of His plan to replace the previous and ailing Pope with a dynamic and forward thinking Prelate who can relate to both Catholics and non (but soon to be) Catholics alike but did anyone see this thrust of greatness coming?

You know he is doing a fabulous job when the likes of Sarah "my daughters are unwed seed receptacles" Palin is taking note and trying to string sentences together to fruitlessly criticize his amazing performances so far.

Yes, it is early in his tenure to start HOF talk but at this rate he has certainly joined the Pantheon of humble luminaries that have been chosen by God to lead His Church here on earth.

Perhaps his astute Argentinian assuredness can even convince a few of you local rhubarbs that the time is upon you to catch the wave of love all Catholics are now riding towards salvation.



Bless you, my dial-up modems in a wireless world,
Father Mo



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[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Perhaps his astute Argentinian assuredness can even convince a few of you local rhubarbs that the time is upon you to catch the wave of love all Catholics are now riding towards salvation.

Bless you, my dial-up modems in a wireless world,
Father Mo
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Maybe your Fab Pope has not told you he has offered the olive branch to homers. Your "ride towards salvation" is headed for a brick wall.

[Wide-Open]

Hmmm. Not sure there Lester. Personally I think he'd possibly make a great pedicure. It would be a serious step up the career ladder.

[Alvin Moss]

Idol worshipers and those who pray to saints will have their place in the Lake of Fire that burns eternally.

[Jon Bradley]

Meh, at least there's one positive thing coming out of this so far.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

When you talk about coming in off the bench and doing a bang-up job it is clear that Pope Francis (we call him Franky Fab here at the Vatican) has done a Hell of a job picking up the ball that fell from the shaky Germanic hands of his predecessor Benedict.

We all know how familiar popes are with balls, but this pedophile is no different than the scam artists before him. Encouraging people to believe the crackers that touch his slippery fingers actually turn into Jesus, and the Manischewitze he guzzles actually turns into the blood of Jesus is creepy and reeks of the pagan goddess worship you all pretend so poorly to have evolved from. How do you figure out the best of the worst Satan has elevated?

[Jack Rankan]

Hah, another wishy washy idol worshiper pretending to be a Christian. You wan't me to be impressed? A good start would be for him reading from the Bible (KJV1611), the only true interpretation of what has said. But that would be only a start...

[A Follower]

It is clear that the current pope is the most evil one yet. The completely unbiblical perversion of popery pretty much guarantees evil, but what this one does is well beyond any evil committed in previous times.

He wants to embrace homosexuals in the church, but also says he is still ideologically opposed to them, this proves that the tradition of anal buggery is alive and well in the papist church, but it now adds a layer of deceit and obstruction to it.

Of course nothing has been done about the practice of child rape in the false church, especially the new pope has hardened his stance against the victims, recently during a televised address the pope was seen with a very young child that had its arm between the pope's legs: http://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stor...t-the-vatican/

He is obviously as adamant at protecting his fellow priests who abuse children, quickly recalling them from the place of abuse to Rome so they can no longer be prosecuted: http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/09...nvoy-secretly/

When even simple women like Sarah Palin recognize there is something wrong with the pope, than it is evident that any decent man knows that the pope is the antichrist.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Encouraging people to believe the crackers that touch his slippery fingers actually turn into Jesus, and the Manischewitze he guzzles actually turns into the blood of Jesus...

I mean, really...isn't the Communion Cocktail Hour in the middle of their holy masses just to keep the drunk priests and Irish Catlicks from getting the shakes?

Double-damned winos.
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[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by A Follower

...When even simple women like Sarah Palin recognize there is something wrong with the pope, than it is evident that any decent man knows that the pope is the antichrist.

Here is the Pope blessing Sarah who is without her make-up. Just shows what a loving man he is.



Bless you, my belligerent bumpkin,
Father Mo



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[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Da papa is inphallicball.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Top ten popes?

That's like bragging that you're in the top ten of garbage men, or top ten of backup soul singers.



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Zech

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

When you talk about coming in off the bench and doing a bang-up job it is clear that Pope Francis (we call him Franky Fab here at the Vatican) has done a Hell of a job picking up the ball that fell from the shaky Germanic hands of his predecessor Benedict.

Of course it is all part of His plan to replace the previous and ailing Pope with a dynamic and forward thinking Prelate who can relate to both Catholics and non (but soon to be) Catholics alike but did anyone see this thrust of greatness coming?

You know he is doing a fabulous job when the likes of Sarah "my daughters are unwed seed receptacles" Palin is taking note and trying to string sentences together to fruitlessly criticize his amazing performances so far.

Yes, it is early in his tenure to start HOF talk but at this rate he has certainly joined the Pantheon of humble luminaries that have been chosen by God to lead His Church here on earth.

Perhaps his astute Argentinian assuredness can even convince a few of you local rhubarbs that the time is upon you to catch the wave of love all Catholics are now riding towards salvation.



Bless you, my dial-up modems in a wireless world,
Father Mo



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Ho hum - sounds like a talking points memo to the MSM for an Obama press conference.

Should we forget about Argentina being a Nazi refuge from the Third Reich? Perhaps your pernicious new pontiff would like to explain how homers and atheists are going to get to heaven through his heretical missives.

Well, we have a lot more to worry about than your new "fab" pope going Hollywood on the rest of us. He's the first Jesuit pope, and that spells trouble.

Bless you too, my fiber optic papist bungler.

The Jesuit Oath of Pope Francis Jesuit Order Exposed

Stuff Just Got Serious! – By Donna Wasson -

Yippity-skippity, we have a new Pope. Pope Francis I was duly elected by his peers to be the Grand Pooh-bah of the Catholic Church, and now all is well in the world. Right? WRONG! Lord God in heaven help us, you have NO idea how dangerous and evil this man will turn out to be. I honestly don’t mean to hurt or offend any Catholics who may read this, but I have to speak the truth. However, any truth regarding the Pope will be a foreign language for the vast majority of Catholics.

Yes, I’ve read all the same stuff about Jorge Mario Bergoglio; how he is a humble man who refuses opulent accommodations, carries his own bags and cooks his own meals. Yes, I’ve seen the news clips showing him washing and kissing the feet of AIDS patients in an act of humble servitude. Not sure what happened to the admonition from Jesus about not letting our right hand know what our left hand is doing when we carry out good works, but I digress.

He seems to be the perfect choice to assume the role of ‘Holy Father,’ overseeing the religious lives of 1.2 billion people around the globe. However, he is a Jesuit; the first one to be elected Pope in the history of the Catholic Church. Not only is he a Jesuit, but he is a High Jesuit who ruled South America, and was already a very powerful man before becoming the Pontiff.

Most people know very little about the Jesuits, but this information is critical to understanding how end time prophecy fits together. So, let’s all open our history books to page 22, and allow me to tell you about these very frightening people.

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Eric Jon Phelps, is the author of Vatican Assassins, which covers five centuries of the Jesuit-Vatican connection to the unfolding New World Order agenda. He outlines all aspects of global control by the Jesuits, dating back to 1540, and links every major global conflict and political assassination, including Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy, to the Jesuit Order.

He reports that the Jesuit Superior General, as well as the other High Jesuit Generals, are sorcerers who worship lucifer. They do not believe in satan, but see lucifer as the angel of light and the true ruler of this earth, which he presently is. They hold black masses in the Vatican’s underground chambers which includes satanic ritual abuse and sacrifice of children. Much of this has been documented by adult survivors of this abuse.

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The High Jesuits are called the “professed” high 4th degree, and are bound under the Jesuit Oath or “Bloody Oath.” Here is just part of this oath:

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http://amos37.com/2013/03/24/jpoe/

[Jon Bradley]

Originally Posted by A Follower

recently during a televised address the pope was seen with a very young child that had its arm between the pope's legs: http://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stor...t-the-vatican/

It is their custom to have children in that position



Let us pray that Catholics come to their senses and embrace our Holy Communion.

In His (platonic) Grip,

Senior Deacon Jon Bradley

[Father Maurice Lester]

It seems more and more folks around the world, including the Voice of America,
are singing the praises of Pope Francis!

Originally Posted by V.O.A.

Pope Francis today declared the Internet “a gift from God,” in a statement released by the Vatican to mark the Catholic Church’s World Communications Day.

The pope said the Internet “offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity” and that “is something truly good.”

Citing increased levels of inequality around the world, the pontiff said the media could play a role by “creating a sense of the unity of the human family which can in turn inspire solidarity and serious efforts to ensure a more dignified life for all.”

There are downsides to greater interconnectedness, the pope said, adding that the speed of communication “exceeds our capacity for reflection and judgement.”

He added that by offering a wide variety of ideas, electronic forms of communication “also enables people to barricade themselves behind sources of information which only confirm their own wishes and ideas, or political and economic interests.”

Digital connectivity, the pontiff added, “can have the effect of isolating us from our neighbors, from those closest to us.”

...In today’s statement, he told his followers that “engaging in dialogue does not mean renouncing our own ideas and tradition.”

Francis said the Internet and social media offered a chance for such a dialogue.

“The digital world can be an environment rich in humanity; a network not of wires but of people,” he said.

The Catholic Church has long embraced advances in science, albeit sometimes a bit slowly for some tastes, so it is no surprise to see Francis is completely comfortable with emerging technologies. This man is proving to be a splendid example of the kind of Christian we all should strive to be.

Full credit to His Holiness for being such a man of the people and such grand proponent of transparency and leadership from the highest Vatican functionaries down to the humblest Padre.

And the best is yet to come!





Bless you, my Cunicular Kelemenopists,
Father Mo




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[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

The Catholic Church has long embraced advances in science, albeit sometimes a bit slowly for some tastes...

The Catholic Church has embraced Darwinism. They need to embrace Creation science, not the bunk that comes out of our research universities.

Bless you, my Cunicular Kelemenopists

The Pope is a kleptomaniac? Good grief, he already has enough problems.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Poop Frankie is full of baloney. Oh sure, he'll say a lot of pretty words, but he has not changed a single thing about the catlicks. They still:

- worship Mary

- practice cosplay cannibalism

- pray to dolls and action figures

- believe sprinkler stains and toast have magical properties

Etc., etc.

Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Zech

[Constantine1648]

Amen Brother! Well spoken. If they spent more time worshiping God rather than the pantheon of lesser God's that they have created (I think they call them saints?) then they might at last be saved.

Their worship and theology is made up "as they go along" as we would say in the UK

YiC

[Constantine1648]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

It seems more and more folks around the world, including the Voice of America,
are singing the praises of Pope Francis!



The Catholic Church has long embraced advances in science, albeit sometimes a bit slowly for some tastes, so it is no surprise to see Francis is completely comfortable with emerging technologies. This man is proving to be a splendid example of the kind of Christian we all should strive to be.

Full credit to His Holiness for being such a man of the people and such grand proponent of transparency and leadership from the highest Vatican functionaries down to the humblest Padre.

And the best is yet to come!





Bless you, my Cunicular Kelemenopists,
Father Mo




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Looks like the UN disagrees with you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25748952

When are you Pape kiddy diddlers going to come out and admit that you are a bunch of pedophiles?

[Father Maurice Lester]

On The Cover of The Rolling Stone!

He's like a big rock singer,
Has a smile that lingers,
And he's loved everywhere he goes!

He speaks about beauty,
He speaks about truth,
Has a full house for all of his shows!

He gives all people thrills,
Now they're filling our tills,
Bills are paid and there's nothing owed.

And just to remind you,
Pastor Zeke we can't find you,
On the cover of the Rollin' Stone...


What more can I say?

Franky Fab is the MAN!

Is his message (that he gets from God!) resounding with folks everywhere?

You Betchya!

Has he become the single most important and influential religious leader on earth?

Yes indeed.

You have to admit that God really nailed it on this folks.


BPE.


Best Pope Ever! (*WTOEOSP)



Bless you, my jealous guys,
Father Mo




*With the obvious exception of St. Peter



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