[A Follower]

Liberals often attack Christians by having blacks and asians dress up as Santa Claus, because in a fit of racism they cannot abide the fact that Santa is white. You have to wonder why the libs have such a huge problem with one man's skin color, but more importantly, is a colored Santa realistic, or just another attack on Christianity by people who have no inhibition towards lying?

As it is Christmas time, once again the ugly question rears its head: can Santa be any color but white? To answer this question it is important to establish some facts about Christmas and Santa.

1. Christmas and all its accompanying traditions, are 100% based on Biblical narrative:
1a. Gift-giving: Matthew 2:11,
1b. Christmas lights: Matthew 2:2,9, Luke 2:9
1c. Scrooge: Joseph and Mary were not allowed in any inn despite Mary being about to give birth (Luke 2:7),
1d. Christmas trees: Genesis 1:11, Matthew 2:11, to get frankincense and myrrh you have to cut a tree, so you need a tree to celebrate Christmas biblically,
1e. World peace: Isaiah 9:6-7,
1f. Christmas carols: Luke 2:13,
1g. Joyous times: Luke 2:10,
1h. Spreading the Word of God: Luke 2:17,
1i. The war on Christ and Christmas: Matthew 2:3,13
2. Christmas celebrates the birth of Christ, that's why it's called Christmas. Any claims that it is based on anything besides Jesus' birth are recent fabrications.
3. Christmas is a Republican, Christian holiday. This is proven by the fact that every form of liberalism bans Christmas or tries to. Communists banned Christmas in Russia as soon as they attained power. Cuban communists don't celebrate Christmas. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas. Jews don't celebrate Christmas. Pagans don't celebrate Christmas. Even the liberals right here in the United States claim Christmas is a capitalistic excuse to waste money, and will go out of their way to not wish you a "merry Christmas", but some nonsense like "season's greetings" or "happy holidays".
4. Men are the breadwinners in the household: 1 Timothy 5:8, Genesis 2:15.
5. Jesus is a white man and the Bible associates white with snow and ice: Revelation 1:14
6. The wise men attending Jesus' birth and giving him Christmas presents were from the east of Jerusalem, following a star in the east: Matthew 2:1-2
7. Persia and Afghanistan are to the east of Jerusalem, and Afghans and Persians are white caucasians.
8. Muslims and their made up belief didn't exist while Jesus lived, so the wise men can't have been muslims.
9. God distributes wisdom, so the wise men were made so by God: James 1:5
10. The gifts given by the wise men were expensive, including gold: Matthew 2:11
11. The wise men from the Bible were preceded by a flying angel: Luke 2:9
12. Jesus was born in a stable surrounded by livestock and placed in a manger right after His birth: Luke 2:7

All these facts set the stage for the proof of Santa being a white man:
Santa is the archetype wise man from the east, a white man associated with snow and ice who gives gifts to Godly people, preceded by flying elves and livestock.

Now, just because Santa is historically white, can we change his color for secular purposes or would that be wrong?
To answer that we can simply reverse that question, would black people be upset if we stopped portraying Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Mandela as black and used white stand-ins who utter white wisdom? Obviously the negroes would cry "racism".

A better answer is to explain how we feel when our traditions and history are mocked and attacked. The tradition of giving presents at Christmas is God-inspired and based on the Bible, it is white men who work hard to earn money to pay for those gifts and it is us white men who have for thousands of years shouldered the burden of giving gifts to our family and friends. We white men have suffered for millennia: God requires us to hard work and earn plenty of money. We have suffered in a way that no woman or colored person can understand, because working hard only to know that the rewards for the work are going directly to others is something they just cannot relate to.

Black men pretending to be Santa Claus are making a mockery of our historic suffering, while still exploiting our enduring hard times by paying for their gifts with the welfare money that we provide. When I see a negroid Santa my heart just breaks, it is an unimaginable huge offense to white sensibilities.

Concluding: the only reason why liberals promote black Santa is in an effort to attack Christians, because they know that this attack really hurts us. it is only right to conclude that black Santas are evil and racist.

p.s. I have not even mentioned why blacks might want to dress up as Santa and have young children sit on their lap, but I'm sure you can imagine that part.

[Alfred King]

Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)

[A Follower]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)

Well, you're good evidence intelligence isn't contagious, because after all the years you've resided here you have accumulated exactly none.

Brass isn't black. Burned brass isn't black either. The previous verse explains Jesus' skin color, it is white. Read the entire Bible instead of misinterpreting picked half sentences. Only His feet might be slightly colored from callous on His feet, but not much as brass, especially white brass, tends to be pretty much white, whiter even than I am, and I am as white as whites come.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)

Don't give us that jive - you know damn well that if Santa were to dress up in black face the whole lot of you would be screaming racism.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)

I don't know what the brass looks like in your house, but in mine it is polished to almost a silver shine by Boy, my faithful retainer.

Anyhow, you seem to have missed an important part of Santa Claus: he's the one who gives things. Now tell me about who receives the Welfare Checks, you should be an expert...

This is the white man's burden, and Santa therefore has to be white to depict reality.

[Oceans676]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)

That's just quoting the color of his feet. He was probably walking around without shoes and got mud on his feet

[Basilissa]

Once again, this is the color of brass:



Definitely not black.

[IreneS]

The whole idea is preposterous. 2000 years ago, the blacks all lived in the jungles of Africa. And Jesus our Lord lived in the desert regions of the Middle East. Therefore, he couldn't possibly be black.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by IreneS

The whole idea is preposterous. 2000 years ago, the blacks all lived in the jungles of Africa. And Jesus our Lord lived in the desert regions of the Middle East. Therefore, he couldn't possibly be black.

You are so correct. At the time of Jesus, the people in the Middle East were known to be caucasion. The artifaxs found there, pots and stone tools, are almost identical to those used by white Europeans.

Now, we can see people in the Middle East are no longer white. I suppose the sun and general cleanliness has altered their appearance.

[Minister Leroy]

Sheeeit

[arthur frayn]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Once again, this is the color of brass:



Definitely not black.

Whoa, thats asian colored

[Mary Etheldreda]

You think Jesus had Chinese feet?

[arthur frayn]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Once again, this is the color of brass:
Definitely not black.

Definitely not white either,

Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow

Are you maybe saying Jesus had a lot of brass?

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Originally Posted by arthur frayn

Definitely not white either,

Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow

Are you maybe saying Jesus had a lot of brass?

arturd = =

Friend, why don't you give up your sinful ways and surrender to the LORD?

HE can cure you of your drug-addled retardation, but only if you repent and dedicate your life to Him!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by arthur frayn

Definitely not white either,

Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow

I said that already, but it is on the previous page so maybe you didn't notice:

Originally Posted by Basilissa

I gather that you've never seen an Asian person in your life... Good for you, sweetie! Ignorance is a blessing!

However, I had the misfortune to run into a few chinks, and let me reassure you that their skin is not golden and shiny.

I mean, really, I don't know under what rock have you lived your miserable life, sweetie, but chinks are not really yellow; they're more like salmon color. Maybe you are blind? In this case, let me explain it to you, that red skins are not really red but brownish like cinnamon, blacks are actually brown like dark chocolate, and we whites aren't really white but actually kinda pinkish. Just sayin'.

How old are you, anyway? Have you never heard of poetic metaphors before?

...Then again, trying to explain colors to a blind guy...

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)

Dear Alfred,



Ahem ... now that I have your attention ...

You, my brown-skinned friend, are a prime example of what my abrasive yet lovable old Negra housekeeper used to call a "no good, blue-gummed jive turkey."

Although she was afflicted with the nigra gene, Odetta (or Detta, for short) sure knew what she was talking about. Detta also knew how to put a mean scald on fried chicken, which is another food with which you people are well acquainted.

True Christians don't believe in or endorse Satan Clause (we prefer to worship , thank you very much), but if we did, he most certainly be Caucasian.

Now stop with these ridiculous lies, boy. Proverbs 30:6

Sincerely,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish