[The Raven]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.

Just like it's a woman's fault for having a boy/girl.

[The Raven]

I absolutely refuse to believe that the guys here don't *pornographic language deleted*. That's the biggest lie EVAR. Liars! DOWNRIGHT LIARS.

I don't know where that bs came from, but the *pornographic language deleted*is similar to a *pornographic language deleted*.
The *pornographic language deleted* contains thousands of nerves, and is the most sensitive part of a womin's body. A female *pornographic language deleted* is not painful or seizure-like.
A female *pornographic language deleted*is a surge of *pornographic language deleted* that vibrates through the body. I would imagine it is much like a male *pornographic language deleted*. It builds up *pornographic language deleted* and explodes. It is euphoric.

Yes. i'm afraid *pornographic language deleted* are very natural. everyone partakes in *pornographic language deleted*. and everyone wants to.

[Liberation Theologia]

Orgasm was devised by God as a trigger for the man to release the sacred fluids that will allow the perpetuation and growth of the faithfuls' flock. The Shepherd almighty knows it all, as he made us (almost) in his image, Amen.

In the woman, it accomplishes no such function, and is most probably a vestigial anomaly (perhaps the pastors here could enlighten us about that. Was it part of the DNA that was transmitted through Adam's rib ?), one of the many ways through which Lucifer can gain such easy access to so many (though not all) of God's female creatures.

The woman should never indulge in such petty satisfaction of the Earthly senses. A man should always to keep his mind on his goal as a genitor-ejaculator, and avoid paying his mate undue attention which may facilitate her indulgence in said transgression. Should he participate in the woman's depravation through sensual means, he shall be judged accordingly on the Day of Liberation.
As such, it's only a distraction from Earthly afflictions and celestial aims, and it only makes the weaker sex blind to the cause of the proletariat, God's Only True People.

God needs passionate females in his service, as the Revolution needs enraged women to achieve its raison d'etre. Remind them their body is not a toy, but a tool to be used by God and His Humble Servants. Let the women find their accomplishment through the higher means of Liberation Theology ! No pasaran por el camino del Cristo !

[Nobar King]

That was a nice post, but this is a Baptist forum, not a Catholic forum.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by Liberation Theologia

! No pasaran por el camino del Cristo !

Yes, it was a decent post. Women should not be enjoying themselves, but neither should men. We are only doing it to produce Christian babies for God.

I still don't understand why you started speaking in tongues though.

[Liberation Theologia]

Nobar,

I was baptized in a river as an adult, even had water up my nose (it hurt a little bit, but what wouldn't we do to be blessed by God's almighty love), so how can I qualify as a catholic ? Do you think this of me because of the term "Liberation theology" or because I put this picture of John-Paul & Fidel ? I don't recognize Rome's authority over christianty, but even JP had a few good moments, as this picture tends to prove.

For geographical reasons, I may not be part of your particular congregation, but Jesus said you should not doubt your baptized brethen. I was baptized in the love of Christ, the forebearer of Peoples' Liberation, whether you're ready to admit it or not. If all things go according to the Creator's plan, those of you with elitist inclinations will soon endure a crushing defeat, only to be cleansed in Jesus' love. God and his son have new allies in this corrupted world. I summon you to see them for who they are !

You can see me as a fringe Christian Socialist if you want. I'm standing at the intersection of two worlds, and only there can you feel the entirety of Jesus' love. Jesus died for the little people, not for the establishment of uber-corrupt american society.

Do not judge me, as I am one of yours, and much more already. You shall (eventually) see the light.

[Liberation Theologia]

Ebenezer,

You are right. (Most) men should not enjoy sex beyond the god-mandated perfunctory way (a few others, like me and perhaps you, as shepherds to a confused herd, just like our ancesters did during the long months spent in isolation with the sheep in the mountain, HAVE A DUTY to endure the hazards of the flesh so that we can serve to our full extent). I could stress there are potential ways to enforce this provision, both chemical and mechanical, in ways that we could be lucky to implement in the future as the chosen people when God and His True Servants have finally prevailed. But this could be discussed in another thread, at another time.

About the speaking in tongues, this was intended for our brothers to the south, whose number and rudimentary intellectual skills, with their extraordinary wholeness-of-the-heart, make a real asset to us in the reconquest of Jesus' realm of the People. Plus, they have seen the light many times before, and they can recognize a cross on a red background like no other. I like them for that too.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Liberation Theologia

[...]Jesus died for the little people, not for the establishment of uber-corrupt american society.

Sometimes I’d like to think that Our Lord Jesus did come for the poor, however, I recall M’t 26:11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. Here Jesus seems to be saying, “Look, they’ll be here when Hell freezes over – what can you do? Eh?”

He suggests, here and there, giving your money to the poor, but, because of the above, He knows this is like tipping it into a bottomless pit, so I see this message as more of a “don’t let riches go to your head – think basic needs for yourself and family.”

He says not to store up wealth on earth and I see the parable of the 10 pounds (Luke 19) – I’m looking at following His instructions and not hiding money under the bed but investing in things that will return much on investment or starting businesses.

Now if I do that, I’m going to get rich, so again I am drawn to the fact that Jesus wants me rich, and He wants me in heaven and He wants me rich.

Now we come to the eye of a needle bit. Everyone knows this one but so few understand it.

So let’s assume you’re rich but your feeling ill. You realize that heaven is but a heartbeat away. Your entire family is around you. You are the patriarch. You are the owner of countless companies and investments; your family live on your charity; they actually have nothing of their own; they are actually "the poor", "the little people."

You buy the farm and immediately all passes to them. Thus upon death you have nothing – you entered this world with nothing, and with nothing shalt thou depart!

So you go to heaven as a poor man, having given it all away in your will. Your family now has your vast wealth and is rich; when their time comes they will pass it on and enter heaven poor.

Socialism is for soft-hearted suckers; the cure for socialism is wealth and I think Jesus wants (almost) everyone to have lots of money.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by The Raven

Just like it's a woman's fault for having a boy/girl.

There is no such thing as a boy/girl. "Transgender" folk are an abomination unto God and an invention of the Jew media.

Originally Posted by Nobar King

That was a nice post, but this is a Baptist forum, not a Catholic forum.

Or a Marxist one.

Originally Posted by Liberation Theologia

Nobar,

I was baptized in a river as an adult, even had water up my nose (it hurt a little bit, but what wouldn't we do to be blessed by God's almighty love)

Did it cut off the oxygen supply to your brain for long?

so how can I qualify as a catholic ?

Because you worship idols?

For geographical reasons, I may not be part of your particular congregation, but Jesus said you should not doubt your baptized brethen.

I agree, but you're no brother of mine.

I was baptized in the love of Christ, the forebearer of Peoples' Liberation, whether you're ready to admit it or not. If all things go according to the Creator's plan, those of you with elitist inclinations will soon endure a crushing defeat, only to be cleansed in Jesus' love. God and his son have new allies in this corrupted world. I summon you to see them for who they are !

You summon me? Friend, God specifically prohibits the summoning of spirits, and I'm not a demon in the first place, so your attempts to summon me will do very little good all round.

You can see me as a fringe Christian Socialist if you want. I'm standing at the intersection of two worlds, and only there can you feel the entirety of Jesus' love.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

Jesus died for the little people, not for the establishment of uber-corrupt american society.

Where in the Bible does it say that Christ died for midgets' sins?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Liberation Theologia

.....

You can see me as a fringe Christian Socialist if you want. I'm standing at the intersection of two worlds, and only there can you feel the entirety of Jesus' love. Jesus died for the little people, not for the establishment of uber-corrupt american society.

Do not judge me, as I am one of yours, and much more already. You shall (eventually) see the light.

I see the "light" already. You've probably been sent here by the Obama campaign to troll for the "Liberation Theology" espoused by Obama's vile church. We know all about the Jesuits and the cathylicks that preached this heresy in Latin America. It is pure Godless communism and an abomination to the Lord.

I'm willing to bet you know who this inarticulate Marxist windbag is:

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Socialism is for soft-hearted suckers; the cure for socialism is wealth and I think Jesus wants (almost) everyone to have lots of money.

Your so right mr bathfire its' like the pastors tell me you cant' out give God if i keep up with my tithing then God will bless me and in His good time let me have allot of money to.

[Liberation Theologia]

Did it cut off the oxygen supply to your brain for long?

Now that you mention it... I've had more visions since Jesus touched me on this glorious day. The ways of the Lord are a mystery... Just as he designed our bodies so that they're fallible, so that we can experience the weakness of the flesh, if he so chose to alter my senses to illuminate me, I am grateful to him.

Because you worship idols?

Do you worship idols just because you've got a picture of your mother in your wallet ? Fidel and Ernesto follow me whenever I go, they're like brothers to me.

I agree, but you're no brother of mine.

I'm sad to hear this, really. We're all brothers. At least, everyone still breathing on the day of Liberation will be, I can assure you.

You summon me? Friend, God specifically prohibits the summoning of spirits, and I'm not a demon in the first place, so your attempts to summon me will do very little good all round.

To be honest, I specifically thought of you when using this term. You look half-dead to me, could easily be a lead in a Romero movie. Funny that you of all people would react to this !

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

This is where you get lost, my friend. I aim to serve the very purpose of Jesus' coming among us. I have no other master, I see only witnesses of his greatness, guiding lights for us all on the path to goodness.

Where in the Bible does it say that Christ died for midgets' sins?

Actually, the midgets are a very precious asset in ratholes and for guerilla warfare in gerenal. Expect to see more in the future... with the mandatory AK-47 and ammo belt, that kind of midget. Jesus knows we'll need them soon, that's why he preserved their race for us this far.

[Liberation Theologia]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

I see the "light" already. You've probably been sent here by the Obama campaign to troll for the "Liberation Theology" espoused by Obama's vile church.

Sir William,
Obama's religiousness is really dubious to me. I really think he espoused it only as a tactic to facilitate his career as a politician. Nonetheless, he has understood the power of Jesus over people, even if he doesn't embrace it for himself (he'll eventually rot in hell for this), and is ready to use it for the better good of people, to unite the great community of men under a new leader, and a new banner of equality, sharing, and harmony. As such, I see him as a (disposable) tool of God. Once he'll have paved the way, he'll be replaced with one of God's True Servants, and the Lord's Word will be enforced at last. It will be the end of greed and personal ambition, as we all communiate in a new America.

We know all about the Jesuits and the cathylicks that preached this heresy in Latin America. It is pure Godless communism and an abomination to the Lord.

Well, as a matter of fact, the Company of Jesus had as a primary motive to bring the word of God to the indigenous people, and they did. Under their banner, in their communities, man (or half-man in the case of the indians and the negroes) was saved both temporally and spiritually. The Mayflower Wasps did nothing, except sitting on their asses and praying that the feathered types in coloured outfits would not eventually cut their throats. As a matter of fact, conversion was the exception, not the rule. Who are the friends of Jesus, then ?

I'm willing to bet you know who this inarticulate Marxist windbag is:

You're betting well, my Friend... But I really prefer this one (though they look like clones, don't they ?). At least he didn't have to pretend to be anti-Joo. He hated their frigging guts, and made no secret about it. Hail to him for that. Though some kind of rogue catholic, HE was a true friend of Jesus.

[Liberation Theologia]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

It is pure Godless communism and an abomination to the Lord.

Not at all. Far from being Godless Communism, it is, if I may, God's own brand of communism. Marx failed to see this, the Soviets too. But History is en marche...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Liberation Theologia

[...] it is, if I may, God's own brand of communism. Marx failed to see this, the Soviets too. it is, if I may, God's own brand of communism. Marx failed to see this, the Soviets too.

My heart bleeds for you.

• Marx didn’t see it,
• Russia didn’t see it,
• I can’t recall Noth Korea seeing it,
• Albania,East Germany and Romania failed to see it,
• China doesn’t see it,
• Vietnam has sadly missed it,
• Ukraine and Poland seem to have passed it by,
• <insert name of several countries> have completely ignored it…

But you have seen the light. Unto you has this message been passed in all its glory… Well, it seems there’s you and then there’s the sane world…

Get up of your ass, take a day off from being an air-headed buffoon – Capitalism Rocks and McCain and Palin are giving you lead guitar!

[Liberation Theologia]

[quote=Ezekiel Bathfire;251880]<insert name of several countries> have completely ignored it… [quote]
I should have said the "Soviets and their cronies"... Had the Soviets been wiser, they could have used the rotten orthodox clique and gotten absolute power with a few (minor) concessions to the word of the bible. But how can you not see this (whatever you want to call it) is the closest we can ever get to realizing Jesus' word ? I know we'll have ample opportunity to talk about it in the future

Capitalism Rocks and McCain and Palin are giving you lead guitar!

Do you really think McCain is a True Christian ? I can see that for Palin (even though she's a woman and should know when to stay in her place), but McCain ? He's a poser, an atheist ! I bet he doesn't really love unborn babies, he's just pretending that he does. To be perfectly honest, Obama is far from the poster boy for Christianity, but he has very religious friends (Wright and co) who have his ear, and they at least get the message that America is ready for a new age !

I had the hots for Mike Huckabee. Too bad we can't get a really, true christian candidate.

[markarino]

You must be one of those "femanists" that say 2 out of 3 men suffer from premature orgasm. I maintain that no man ever "suffered" from premature orgasm!

[MikiDee]

You illitarate fool. Do you know what pedofilia is? this is disgusting that you would suggest such a thing, as a cult leader, you should not feed your followers with such dogma. Just to let you know... yoga is not buddhest, dumbass, it is just chinise streching practices for the morning, meditation is also a common practice for many christians, catholics for example, its just called a different thing. Errge, you piss me off, although im sure you were banned, if i heard right. The female orgasim is a beautiful thing, a gift from god none the less. Women with an orgasim (you statistics are off by the way), are more likely to become pregnant. Are you gay? Are you secretly piffleing gay? Why the piffle do you not want your, well, seeing as you would be completely unable to obtain a female counterpart, your "friends" wives to not enjoy themselves? Why is it such a sin for a female to have an orgasm, but not for men? These 30's views must be relinquished. Women are beautiful, they are made in gods image, just as you are, you dont know god, i dont know god, we dont know what he is thinking. An orgasm is an orgasm, is an orgasm. Its not a sin, or we wouldn't have them. And seizures are caused from hemorrhages in the brain, not by a demon, ive seen perfectly perfect Christians have seizures, your just full of sheep dung, and your eyes full of devil piss. You dont understand the severity of your words, and you will pay in hell... if it exists. Your no better then Hitler, who i idolize for his passion, Charles Manson... you, all the same. Your a living crime.
Em Hotep
Hail satan
Eat shit
God is great
etc.

Originally Posted by revrggreen

Friends,

I have recently been reading up on the myth of 'The Female Orgasm'. Today in our secular society we find that most women discuss this disgusting perversion, thinking it is normal. Well, that is just NOT true! No Godly woman would ever wish to experience such a thing. It is a gateway sin!

The FACT is that only a THIRD of women experience the 'female orgasm' during intercourse, while others need to use some sort of 'artificial stimulation' to achieve it! Yes, we're talking sex with machines here! Vibrating spinning plastic tallywhackers, and other such disgusting devices!

Only a THIRD of women achieve an orgasm during intercourse! Well friends, I think we can all guess what kind of 'women' we're talking about here! Whores, witches, perverts, sexual deviants! The facts also state that studies revealed only 90% of women may be able to achieve an orgasm, while the other 10% we can but guess must be Godly Christian women. Friends, NO True Christian Woman should experience the 'perversion' of the female orgasm orgasm!

Many women 'claim' that the female orgasm is like having a series of seizures, during which they experience a 'Zen-like state'! Well we know that can't be good! For a start, having epileptic seizures or 'fitting' is a sure sign of demon-possession! So by this fact, can we assume that women who have these 'orgasms' are under some sort of demonic influence? It sure looks that way! Then we have women experiencing 'Zen-Like States' during orgasm! States which demonic Buddhists practice for endless days of evil Yoga meditation to reach, and something which the Bible clearly forbids!

Remember, sex is for making babies, not for your enjoyment! Women should not sweat or perspire during sex, women should not moan out like animals, women should not act like filthy whores during sex, AND WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE AN ORGASM! It is revolting! Creating another human life is a gift from God. It is not something that should be taken lightly! REAL women should lie quite still, keep silent, and close their eyes during sex. Women should pray to God during sex, that he grants her a healthy fully-formed Christian child. Sex is NOT for your pleasure, it is for creating babies! You should remember that!

I would liken the female orgasm to pedophilia, as women who experience such repugnant states while making a child are simply sick in the head! Getting off in some sort of perverted and deviant way, having seizures and fitting like an epileptic, and reaching deviant Buddhist mental states, while making an innocent little baby is wrong! It is unnatural and sick - Women would do well to remember that!

In Christ,

Rev RG Green

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by MikiDee

You illitarate fool.

Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Originally Posted by MikiDee

Your no better then Hitler, who i idolize for his passion,

Wait, what?

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by MikiDee

You illitarate fool.

As if the misspelling of the word illiterate was not enough, the following unreadable rant is the very definition of unintentional irony.

Originally Posted by MikiDee

Do you know what pedofilia is? this is disgusting that you would suggest such a thing, as a cult leader, you should not feed your followers with such dogma. Just to let you know... yoga is not buddhest, dumbass, it is just chinise streching practices for the morning, meditation is also a common practice for many christians, catholics for example, its just called a different thing. Errge, you piss me off, although im sure you were banned, if i heard right. The female orgasim is a beautiful thing, a gift from god none the less. Women with an orgasim (you statistics are off by the way), are more likely to become pregnant. Are you gay? Are you secretly piffleing gay? Why the piffle do you not want your, well, seeing as you would be completely unable to obtain a female counterpart, your "friends" wives to not enjoy themselves? Why is it such a sin for a female to have an orgasm, but not for men? These 30's views must be relinquished. Women are beautiful, they are made in gods image, just as you are, you dont know god, i dont know god, we dont know what he is thinking. An orgasm is an orgasm, is an orgasm. Its not a sin, or we wouldn't have them. And seizures are caused from hemorrhages in the brain, not by a demon, ive seen perfectly perfect Christians have seizures, your just full of sheep dung, and your eyes full of devil piss. You dont understand the severity of your words, and you will pay in hell... if it exists. Your no better then Hitler, who i idolize for his passion, Charles Manson... you, all the same. Your a living crime.
Em Hotep
Hail satan
Eat shit
God is great
etc.