Please pray for me Brothers and Sisters.
As I write this, I am consumed by the Devil's alcohol.
I turned to my KJV to help alleviate, only to find my heathen ex-wench had also absconded with the lectern.
Should I continue to swill the Devil's brew and report all mine utterances to the Godly folk and Pastors of Landover via His forum? Sure be it to say it could be used as research?
Where are you Miss
Cheshire?
Please pray for, and advise me dear folk (and pie bakers), the coopers brew is far more toxic than fosters, and I am not sure how much longer the generator will keep the fridge running (the ex-wench also ran off with all the foot peddling abos).
Any advice on what to do with the ex-wench who is the obvious cause of my descent back in to sin is also encouraged.
Praise Jesus, and lead me back in to his basking glory, as there is a far more
genital gentile wench who just moved in next door who looks like she needs
smiting loving hands.