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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:25 PM
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Hi Lord Jesus Christ. May I ask if 'natural disaster' is the wrath of God?
And also forgive me for all my sins and accept my friend request. Thanks Lord Jesus Christ.
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Please read the above and stop wasting our Savior's® time. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:29 PM
Oh Jesus Christ, what an honor! Thank you for taking my question. I am a long time follower of you and love you more than any person or thing on earth. My question is about dreams. I know you know what's in my heart, but does that mean you can see what I dream, too? I wonder because sometimes my dreams make me uncomfortable, especially if I watch a movie with an actor like Ryan Gosling or something (I don't any more, once I figured out what was going on). But anyway, these dreams are embarrassing once I wake up and realize what was going on. Do you see that, too?
Thank you in advance for the husband you will give me. I know you will because I have faith.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:32 PM
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The Savior® of mankind does not fraterenize with unsaved scum. Piss off. |
I'm so sorry I didn't want to upset Jesus, or you Pastor. Jesus I am so sorry, but I am new on these forums, and understand if you don't trust me. I am so sorry I was out of line I am just so excited, because it's your birthday, and me, and my family are all together, and I am just happy right now. I am a woman so I will do silly things like this I will tell my husband at once, and he will probably beat me like he should. I am so sorry Jesus please forgive me, and Pastor I want too apologize to you too. I am going to my prayer closet to pray for forgiveness.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:36 PM
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Please read the above and stop wasting our Savior's® time. |
You can't waste a God's time. God is outside of time. He sees the past, present and future. A God is omnipotent. You're also interfering my free-will to ask Lord Jesus Christ who is ALL-Loving(So He loves every each of one of us >>> You can also prove this with many supporting verses in the Bible. Don't lie to yourself.).
Also. That's kinda rude for a Pastor. Remember to love your enemy. Would you like to read your own signature and you'll surely know where you place there?
And if you actually read the thread title, Jesus does not say anything that He will only answer a certain person only.
Happy birthday Jesus Christ the Lord. Please answer my previous post.
"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
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12-25-2012, 07:42 PM
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Lord Jesus I pray that the storms in my area pass.
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I promise you that the storms will pass, Kristen.
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I pray that gays, and heathens will roast in hell, or be saved.
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I promise you they will.
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Lord Jesus Christ I pray you return soon to rapture me, and these good Chrisitan people away. Yours in You.
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I don't know when I am returning. Only the father who is me at the same time knows that.
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I don't want anything from you. Its your birthday not mine. Happy birthday Jesus!
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Bless you, Kristen Green.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:44 PM
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Please read the above and stop wasting our Savior's® time. |
I told my husband what I did, and I was spanked, and punched repeatdley I assure you this won't be happening again. I am so sorry to the both of you once again. My husband said if it happens again then he will throw me through the window on our 3 story house. I apologize for asking for friendship requests, and replies when I am trash on these forums, and trash until the forums determine otherwise. I am so sorry.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:46 PM
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Oh Jesus Christ, what an honor! Thank you for taking my question. I am a long time follower of you and love you more than any person or thing on earth. My question is about dreams. I know you know what's in my heart, but does that mean you can see what I dream, too? I wonder because sometimes my dreams make me uncomfortable, especially if I watch a movie with an actor like Ryan Gosling or something (I don't any more, once I figured out what was going on). But anyway, these dreams are embarrassing once I wake up and realize what was going on. Do you see that, too?
Thank you in advance for the husband you will give me. I know you will because I have faith.
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Bless you for your faith, Cathy. I haven't looked into your dreams in quite some time as I am rather busy. Let's just have a look see here.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:49 PM
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I promise you that the storms will pass, Kristen.
I promise you they will.
I don't know when I am returning. Only the father who is me at the same time knows that.
Bless you, Kristen Green.
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Thank you so much for responding Lord, and Savior Jesus Christ. I love you so much Jesus. I love you more then any person on earth I love you more then my husband,father,mother,uncle,brother,sister anybody! I love you more then a million dollars! Praise you!!!!!
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12-25-2012, 07:53 PM
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Thank you so much for responding Lord, and Savior Jesus Christ. I love you so much Jesus. I love you more then any person on earth I love you more then my husband,father,mother,uncle,brother,sister anybody! I love you more then a million dollars! Praise you!!!!!
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I'm glad you love me more than anything or anyone else in the world. Otherwise, I would have to burn you in hell for all eternity. Don't make me do it! I swear to me that if you so much as look at another man, I will send you to hell.
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 07:56 PM
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Hi Lord Jesus Christ. May I ask if 'natural disaster' is the wrath of God?
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Of course they are. I/my father send(s) them so the survivors will know my love. Any truly innocent collateral damage that dies with the sinners gets to go to heaven for all eternity.
I suppose we could spare the innocent, but frankly it is easier on me/him this way.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:10 PM
This isn't really a question JESUS. I just wanted to tell You how excited I am to be Your BRIDE in Heaven!
I've spent a lot of time and money making sure my hair and nails are done to perfection just in case You decide to Rapture me. 
I'm ready when You are JESUS!
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:20 PM
Are whales fish?
Tammi 
 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:22 PM
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I'm glad you love me more than anything or anyone else in the world. Otherwise, I would have to burn you in hell for all eternity. Don't make me do it! I swear to me that if you so much as look at another man, I will send you to hell.
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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I believe you Jesus, and I am so happy to have your love, and I am so happy to be guided by you when times are hard. Thank you so much Jesus Christ Lord, and Savior.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:26 PM
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I will whisper the answer in your ear later.
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Thank you so much, great Lord. 
I and my husband will go to pray all night for your Glory and I will wait for your answer, as you decide to tell it to me. All Glory and Honor to you, Lord Jesus Christ, our saviour!
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:28 PM
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This isn't really a question JESUS. I just wanted to tell You how excited I am to be Your BRIDE in Heaven!
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Yes. That will be exciting. You will all be my brides, even though in heaven no one gets married.
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
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Are whales fish?
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No. They are mammals. Jonah was swallowed by a fish, silly girl.
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:35 PM
Are bats birds?
Is there internet in heaven?
What sin do you hate the most?
What is your opinions on the Landover Baptist Church?
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:41 PM
Happy Birthday, my Savior Jesus Christ!
I know all that accept You will earn a place in Heaven, even the other races and Negroidals, and your kindness and generosity to include everybody is overwhelmingly benevolent.
But You do plan to have them all in appropriate sections, right? Not necessarily in projects, but grouped so they can enjoy their odd cultures among themselves? It worked so much better that way here in America before the liberal do-gooders made the mess we have today.
Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are other races and colors. Just concerned.
In You
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:51 PM
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Are bats birds?
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Yes
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Is there internet in heaven?
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Of course not. That would interfere with free will. If you could speak with your dead great grandma via email, there wouldn't be much mystery, would there? She would be telling you how wonderful heaven is, therefore you would know it is true!
My dad/I can't have that. You have to believe without any proof. That's the way it works.
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What sin do you hate the most?
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Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.
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What is your opinions on the Landover Baptist Church?
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Why do you think I am posting here on my birthday?
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 08:52 PM
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Of course they are. I/my father send(s) them so the survivors will know my love. Any collateral damage that dies with the sinners gets to go to heaven for all eternity.
I suppose we could spare the innocent, but frankly it is easier on me/him this way.
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Thank you Jesus Christ the Lord. It now makes sense.
You are indeed truly great, amazing, and inspiring. I love you will all my heart/soul and forever will be following you, Jesus.
One last thing ( I am sorry for not asking this earlier, it just came to my mind just about now ).
1.) Lord, I have sin a lot. I do please ask for you to forgive me for all my sin and wash/bless my soul. Please ward off the evil spirits around my surroundings with your sacred blessings of holiness.
2.) Also... I have a question. I know this might be silly and needs just some common sense, but I want it to be sure and clear so there's no doubts in my mind.
Heaven is a perfect eternal paradise. Full of happiness, joy, love, care, etc. Only positive things. Negative things cannot be found in heaven, there's no hate, evil, sad, sorrow, fight in heaven. Is this information correct?
Thank you Jesus Christ the Lord.
"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. -
12-25-2012, 09:25 PM
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One last thing ( I am sorry for not asking this earlier, it just came to my mind just about now ).
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Or so you think it did. 
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1.) Lord, I have sin a lot. I do please ask for you to forgive me for all my sin and wash/bless my soul. Please ward off the evil spirits around my surroundings with your sacred blessings of holiness.
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Yes, yes I forgive you. My blessings upon you and all that.
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Heaven is a perfect eternal paradise. Full of happiness, joy, love, care, etc. Only positive things. Negative things cannot be found in heaven, there's no hate, evil, sad, sorrow, fight in heaven. Is this information correct?
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Yes it is correct. However, don't forget my ways are not yours, so when you try to trap me with your words, I will tell you this.
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