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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-27-2007, 09:24 PM

Shitshot, I really don't understand you.

You have been rebuked so many times on these Godly Forums, in fact you could almost say you received a rebukake.

Yet still you continue to harrass our women. Shame on you!


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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-29-2007, 02:43 AM

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your bible is sometimes make me horny.
You'll find out what "horny" is when Jesus grills your little gyoza's in the pits of hell, you yellow devil.


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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-29-2007, 06:29 PM

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you yellow devil.
okay you guy are always bring up color of my skin (is golden bronze not yellow but is close enough I am not argue). I am very much flattered and am now share beauty secret for help improve American skin complexion.

1. eat much fish oil

2. drink much water! (it help flush system of toxin which are age you).

3. eat much fresh vegetable

4. get sleep dummy (skin need sleep time for rejuvinate).

5. try not be so stressed!

6. use vitamin rich moisturize for face

7. make sure you are have gene for inherit of good skin

Follow these 7 simple step and you too are have that Hitoshi glow©!!
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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-29-2007, 09:05 PM

Do you also rub fish sauce on your face? That will give it some 'color'. Also, stop stalking Pam. She's an American treasure and doesn't need any more attention from any more boobs like you. Might as well throw out all those Playboys that she was in while you're at it..


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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-30-2007, 09:19 AM

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okay you guy are always bring up color of my skin (is golden bronze not yellow but is close enough I am not argue). I am very much flattered and am now share beauty secret for help improve American skin complexion.

1. eat much fish oil

2. drink much water! (it help flush system of toxin which are age you).

3. eat much fresh vegetable

4. get sleep dummy (skin need sleep time for rejuvinate).

5. try not be so stressed!

6. use vitamin rich moisturize for face

7. make sure you are have gene for inherit of good skin

Follow these 7 simple step and you too are have that Hitoshi glow©!!
Only a queer would have a "beauty regimen" like that. You ornamentals just can't do anything the normal way, can you?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-31-2007, 12:34 PM

1. eat much fish oil
Is this some kind of fish sperm?

2. drink much water! (it help flush system of toxin which are age you).
So if I 'drink much water' do I end up in a Peter Pan scenario, where I never grow up?

3. eat much fresh vegetable
Some nice carrot?

4. get sleep dummy (skin need sleep time for rejuvinate).
What is this 'sleep dummy' you speak of? Are you saying you need a substitute nipple in your mouth to sleep? Poor guy...

5. try not be so stressed!
Try speak proper English!

6. use vitamin rich moisturize for face
Other mens semen?

7. make sure you are have gene for inherit of good skin
I have not this gene for inherit good skin you speak of. How I acquire it soon?

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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-31-2007, 03:50 PM

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1. Is this some kind of fish sperm?

2. So if I 'drink much water' do I end up in a Peter Pan scenario, where I never grow up?

3. Some nice carrot?

4. What is this 'sleep dummy' you speak of? Are you saying you need a substitute nipple in your mouth to sleep? Poor guy...

5. Try speak proper English!

6. Other mens semen?

7. I have not this gene for inherit good skin you speak of. How I acquire it soon?

Yay
follow these seven simple step for Hitoshi ass kicking© (is two hits...I am hit you...and then I am hit you one more time because is hard for knock guy down with one hit).

bring it tough guy.
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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-31-2007, 04:48 PM

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follow these seven simple step for Hitoshi ass kicking© (is two hits...I am hit you...and then I am hit you one more time because is hard for knock guy down with one hit).

bring it tough guy.

Pics from the bedroom?
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Pics from the bedroom?
no those pictures are have your mother in them.
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OUCH!!


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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-31-2007, 09:33 PM

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no those pictures are have your mother in them.
Ohh, I get it... You rape people, then get your sicko brother to snap a few pics before he joins in?

You'll have to get up earlier than that to beat me with words... Especially with grammar as bad as yours.
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You'll have to get up earlier than that to beat me with words... Especially with grammar as bad as yours.
do not talk about my grammar. she is beautiful lady and is deserve respect okay.
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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 12-31-2007, 10:02 PM

Hahahaha. Your GRAMMAR, not your GRANDMA.

Do not talk about my Grandma. She is a beautiful lady and she deserves respect, okay?

You speak like a badly educated chink. Oh, wait...
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Hahahaha. Your GRAMMAR, not your GRANDMA.

Do not talk about my Grandma. She is a beautiful lady and she deserves respect, okay?

You speak like a badly educated chink. Oh, wait...
please solve this simple calculus

if r(t) = e^2t + e^-tj is position vector of particle moving in coordinate plane what is velocity and acceleration of particle at time t = 0?

also I am bang your grammar last night okay.
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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 01-01-2008, 01:06 AM

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please solve this simple calculus

if r(t) = e^2t + e^-tj is position vector of particle moving in coordinate plane what is velocity and acceleration of particle at time t = 0?

also I am bang your grammar last night okay.
I understood up until you stopped speaking maths and started speaking bad English
I think you should know... Grammar is different to Grandma.
You are pathetic with grammar. However, you seem to be quite good with Grandma's. Perhaps they are all you can get?
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You are pathetic with grammar. However, you seem to be quite good with Grandma's.
You are not need use apostrophe okay. is plural not possession so should write grandmas not grandma's. also you are not need for capitalize because is not specific name but general speaking. maybe you are need for me tutor you English? you are much pathetic with grammar.
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I understood up until you stopped speaking maths and started speaking bad English
I think you should know... Grammar is different to Grandma.
You are pathetic with grammar. However, you seem to be quite good with Grandma's. Perhaps they are all you can get?
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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 01-01-2008, 05:17 PM

Ok, so you know a bit at least. I always make those mistakes. I don't need for you tutor me English. Suck does you.

Now, let's pick your sentences apart

"You are not need use apostrophe okay. is plural not possession so should write grandmas not grandma's. also you are not need for capitalize because is not specific name but general speaking. maybe you are need for me tutor you English? you are much pathetic with grammar."

You do not need to use an apostrophe, okay? It is a plural, not possession, so you should write grandmas not grandma's. Also, you didn't need to capitalize because it is not a spcific name, but general speaking. Maybe you need me to tutor you in English? You are much more pathetic with grammar.

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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 01-01-2008, 05:28 PM

ISuckTheWii, while Hitoshi is currently a heathen Nipponese devil we have hopes that he can be turned to the One True Faith. Imagine it: a math-literate ninja-shogun for Christ!

It would be almost as good for the faith as Bishop Eddie Long pumped up on anabolic steroids.

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Default Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? - 01-01-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Widow Anna View Post
Excuse me, there is nothing at all wrong with a True Christian™ woman, who has a significant amount of life experience. I'm sure there would be many things she could teach you about our Lord, which you would not be able to grasp otherwise. Have some respect for your elders, child.
But would a True Christian woman sleep with a pervert like Hitoshi here?
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