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A modest and humble re-hello -
05-28-2012, 06:05 AM
Hello there,
The pastors and old timers here know me. I am Liz Campbell, wife to Seth and mother to his 5 beautiful children, 3 wonderful amazing boys and 2 girls.
It has been so long since I've been on here. I was forbidden from coming on here because I was developing an intollerant and beligerant attitude at home. Then with the two girls being born, well I've been busy. There was also my re-education courses that Seth set up with the pastors regarding my attitudes on this board and at home.
Anyway, Seth has decided to let me on here for 30 minutes per day and see how that goes. I may not get on every day, but if I am on here, it will be for a maximum of 30 minutes. I even have a timer sitting beside the computer to make sure this is true.
So pray for me my sisters, that I may be the humble embodiment of matronly love that the LORD requires of us. The Pastors and my husband will both be watching.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
05-28-2012, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Hello there,
The pastors and old timers here know me. I am Liz Campbell, wife to Seth and mother to his 5 beautiful children, 3 wonderful amazing boys and 2 girls.
It has been so long since I've been on here. I was forbidden from coming on here because I was developing an intollerant and beligerant attitude at home. Then with the two girls being born, well I've been busy. There was also my re-education courses that Seth set up with the pastors regarding my attitudes on this board and at home.
Anyway, Seth has decided to let me on here for 30 minutes per day and see how that goes. I may not get on every day, but if I am on here, it will be for a maximum of 30 minutes. I even have a timer sitting beside the computer to make sure this is true.
So pray for me my sisters, that I may be the humble embodiment of matronly love that the LORD requires of us. The Pastors and my husband will both be watching.
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It is glorious to hear that your husband was able to recover his valuables. Purchasing a wife is no small investment, for those of us with modest means. Perhaps this is a crude example, but to help you understand, losing a wife to the flames of Hell is much like burning a pie so badly that it cannot be eaten, even by the dogs. I speak from experience. I would not wish such a horrible fate on any other True Christian™ man.
Welcome back under the cascade of Christ's healing blood, sister.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
05-28-2012, 07:05 AM
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It is glorious to hear that your husband was able to recover his valuables. Purchasing a wife is no small investment, for those of us with modest means. Perhaps this is a crude example, but to help you understand, losing a wife to the flames of Hell is much like burning a pie so badly that it cannot be eaten, even by the dogs. I speak from experience. I would not wish such a horrible fate on any other True Christian™ man.
Welcome back under the cascade of Christ's healing blood, sister.
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If you catch her getting out of line, Brother, don't think twice about correcting her. After the dissapointment of two girls in a row, and the attitude I was getting, she's been under a strict hand. We're just starting to let her out into public alone and onto this board. Let's see how it goes, constantly keeping an eye on her is a waste of my time.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-22-2013, 10:01 AM
Wow, it's been a while. It has been a very busy year with the 3 boys and the 2 other ones. I've done a lot of spiritual growing and soul searching and am feeling much more modest and subservient to my husband (as it should be). Hopefully I will not become influenced by the demons that appear on this board on a regular basis.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-22-2013, 05:39 PM
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...Hopefully I will not become influenced by the demons that appear on this board on a regular basis.
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Good to see you, too.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-22-2013, 09:37 PM
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Good to see you, too.
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Now, now Didymus, even during my treatment, I prayed for you every day. You are so close to becoming a True Christian, I think you just need some private time with pastor Zeke to convert you. You know your Bible and you're respectful.
It was just that I became lazy while having a housekeeper, spent way too much time on this board and the final straw was when I snapped at Seth because I was angry with the demon infested posts on here.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-23-2013, 03:32 AM
Sister, it fills my heart with utter joy to see you're back out in society again! I remember some of us were all a bit intimidated when you went back to your "domestic devotionals" 48 hours a day!
You are truly a shining star of True Christian™ womanhood.
You may find that some of the styles have changed while you were kept indoors. Bonnets are no longer being worn in church this season. (Some menfolk were accusing wives of "catching 40 winks" during services.) And after a long and contentious battle, the Pastors and Male Elders have also lifted the ban on black wool stockings, provided they're not "thigh highs".
AND, ladies are now allowed two 10-minute break when serving at the All Day Tuesday Male Eders Conferences. (I think you got faint at one of those, once.)
We've Come a Long Way, Baby! Welcome back!
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-23-2013, 07:48 PM
Well after having the two girls within one year, I'll admit I went a little squirrelly. I am glad to be back and hopefully I'll produce another fine boy for Seth before God shuts down my factory
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-23-2013, 07:53 PM
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Well after having the two girls within one year, I'll admit I went a little squirrelly. I am glad to be back and hopefully I'll produce another fine boy for Seth before God shuts down my factory
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It's a rare, and mature True Christian™ woman whom God calls to bear many souls to His Kingdom. I'm sure you'll be just fine, dear.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: A modest and humble re-hello -
01-23-2013, 08:11 PM
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It's a rare, and mature True Christian™ woman whom God calls to bear many souls to His Kingdom. I'm sure you'll be just fine, dear.
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Well some of us weren't blessed with a Husband right out of middle school, so we got a later start.
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