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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-26-2011, 10:57 PM

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Is it four or five?
it's five. unfortunately i got a little worked up when writing this. i have calmed myself and regained my composure.

it is five. that was my mistake and i apologize for supplying inaccurate information.
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-26-2011, 11:33 PM

I guess I should have included smiley after all in my last post.
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-26-2011, 11:34 PM

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retard is an offensive term. and doesn't it say do unto others as you would have done to yourself... maybe y'all should reread that bible you are taking so literally. not only is it contradictory from book to book but it was written by man and edited by constantine because he wanted one religion as opposed to the many there were at the time.
Constantine edited the Bible?

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maybe it's time to take a look at yourselves and see who is being judgemental.
Of course I am being judgmental. I am doing as JESUS told me!

Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

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you say that because someone is wearing hoodies, covered in tattoos and piercings, wears black, and doesn't look "normal" they are evil
Anyone with tattoos or piercings is very, VERY evil!

Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord."

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you know what, that person could be holding a ph.d in physics.
Yes, probably. Scientists are anti-God, Bible-denying, liars!

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meanwhile you can see someone who dresses "normal" in slacks and a dress shirt and they can be the most cruel person out there that is abusive, and just has a black soul. appearance does not dictate what kind of person you are.
Appearance is what you look like physically - how tall you are, the color of your eyes, how big your nose is, etc. You have no control over that.

What clothes you wear is your choice, and is therefore a very good indicator of what kind of person you are.

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i wear alot of black and red, have tattoos and piercings, my hair is black, i listen to all sorts of music and i have a closet full of hoodies.
So you are saying you are a Satanist?

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guess what... i practice reiki and offer alternative healing to people who want/need it.
Oh, so you ARE a Satanist! God does not care for your attempts at witchcraft. Only He can heal diseases.

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* just for today i will let go of anger
* just for today i will let go of worry
* just for today i will give thanks for my many blessings
* just for today i will do my work honestly
* just for today i will love my neighbour and every living thing
News flash, we are Christians. We already have all of that stuff settled.

Why are you so angry at God?
Why are you worried about us spreading the truth?
Why don't you thank God for creating you, by obeying His words?
Why do you do the fake business of alternative healing instead of working honestly?
Why do you hate your neighbor by refusing to warn them that their sins will take them to hell?

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mull those principles over... you might get some personal growth from it
What I've learned from you is that being a pagan hippie will shrink your brain. Thanks
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-26-2011, 11:57 PM

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Constantine edited the Bible?

CITATION NEEDED.



Of course I am being judgmental. I am doing as JESUS told me!

Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?



Anyone with tattoos or piercings is very, VERY evil!

Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord."



Yes, probably. Scientists are anti-God, Bible-denying, liars!



Appearance is what you look like physically - how tall you are, the color of your eyes, how big your nose is, etc. You have no control over that.

What clothes you wear is your choice, and is therefore a very good indicator of what kind of person you are.



So you are saying you are a Satanist?



Oh, so you ARE a Satanist! God does not care for your attempts at witchcraft. Only He can heal diseases.



News flash, we are Christians. We already have all of that stuff settled.

Why are you so angry at God?
Why are you worried about us spreading the truth?
Why don't you thank God for creating you, by obeying His words?
Why do you do the fake business of alternative healing instead of working honestly?
Why do you hate your neighbor by refusing to warn them that their sins will take them to hell?



What I've learned from you is that being a pagan hippie will shrink your brain. Thanks
1. tattoos are beautiful works of art and piercings are just fun. it's the endorphines ya know

2. science is interesting. if god created the world and everything in it... he created science. i'm just sayin'...

3. clothing is appearance as well. yes there is choice that is involved in such BUT it is appearance nonetheless. it could be that someone is more comfortable wearing what they so choose.

4. i'm no satanist... in fact i was baptized when i was 1 month old.

5. reiki is not witchcraft. it is healing through energy... what do you think a soul is made of? energy... yes that's right, this imperfect angel could very well be doing god's work. chew on that one for a bit.

6. if you truly had all that stuff "settled" as christians... this topic would not have even been started. it all goes hand in hand with loving your neighbour. all i have seen on here is bigotry, racism, homophobia.... that's not spreading the love.

7. i have ALOT to be angry at god for but guess what... i'm not. i came to terms with my past and got on with my life. *just for today i will let go of anger* see how i fit that one in there

8. you're not spreading truth, you are spreading hate

9. i am very honest in my work. i tell people that this is an ALTERNATIVE therapy. i never claim to cure someone. i tell them i can help aid them in their plight and never claim to be better than a doctor. and i have seen the positive results.

10. i don't hate anyone. i feel sad for people that are lost. i try to help out those i can. and i feel that people know right from wrong. if you live your life as a good person you will be happy. simple as that really

further more i have my doubts as to what happens after death but that is a topic all on it's own. there is no white light at the end of a tunnel. you won't even know what hits you. it's just black. like going unconscious... you are just not there anymore.

if i am a pagan hippie then so be it. the christianity that you are preaching is not the christianity that i grew up on. i was taught to love everyone. you are just teaching hate. and any brain cells i lose is due to medical issues... not my beliefs.


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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 03:22 AM

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2. science is interesting. if god created the world and everything in it... he created science. i'm just sayin'...
True. He also created poodle droppings. Mind if we trowel up your insolent mouth with those?

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4. i'm no satanist... in fact i was baptized when i was 1 month old.
I can see it now. Porn star mom's fake breast springs a leak. You're covered with saline. "Oh my God, oh my God," yells your mother as she so often has. Doesn't really count.

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5. ... ... yes that's right, this imperfect angel could very well be doing god's work.
I'd hope if God tasked you with talking, He would at least give you some wit, or originality, or substance. But His will be done!

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8. you're not spreading truth, you are spreading hate
The existence of hate is not a truth of the world? Just out of a coma are we?

Look -- we're not saying you have to change your whole life. Just the parts you're proud of! Is that so mush to ask?


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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 04:29 AM

i forgive you for insulting my dead mother's memory


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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 04:31 AM

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i forgive you for insulting my dead mother's memory
Killed trying to set the world's record for all-midget anal gang bang (single day)? A loss to humanity, I'm sure.

In any event, True Christians™ don't need, won't ask for, and can't accept forgiveness from sinners.

Matthew 16:19, Christ told us: "And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."

So, if I had erred (I certainly didn't), I could simply loose the sin and be forgiven in Heaven. So no biggie.

To be the bigger man, and in the hopes of moving on to a more constructive discussion, I do accept your apology.

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 05:35 PM

i'm the one being the bigger "man". i am not insulting your mother as you are mine. and i have nothing to apologize for.

so once again i forgive you for insulting my mother's memory.

i know you are a troll as this is a fake site. so you really can't hurt me.


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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 05:56 PM

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i am not insulting your mother as you are mine. and i have nothing to apologize for.

so once again i forgive you for insulting my mother's memory.
Once again, for reasons stated, I accept the apology you didn't give and reject the "forgiveness" you supposedly offer.

Could we move on from your obsession with me and start to talk about what we can do TOGETHER to make sure you don't join your mother in Hell, gagging on enormous demon cocks, retching up their acidic jizz?

I'm TRYING to help you!

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 09:35 PM

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Once again, for reasons stated, I accept the apology you didn't give and reject the "forgiveness" you supposedly offer.

Could we move on from your obsession with me and start to talk about what we can do TOGETHER to make sure you don't join your mother in Hell, gagging on enormous demon cocks, retching up their acidic jizz?

I'm TRYING to help you!

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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 03-27-2011, 09:52 PM

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LMAO. Are you honestly bashing clothing? I have a hoodie from the band "August Burns Red" which happens to be a christian band. Am I an emo or a goth? I think not.
"August Burns Red" may call themselves a christian band, but the truth is that metalcore is satanic because it originates from hardcore punk, which is rebellious left-wing music. And would a christian band put their name in a sweatshirt used by criminals and goths?
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"August Burns Red" may call themselves a christian band, but the truth is that metalcore is satanic because it originates from hardcore punk, which is rebellious left-wing music. And would a christian band put their name in a sweatshirt used by criminals and goths?
Right you are (I think). All rock music is derived from satan, especially those so-called "Christian rock bands."

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 04-11-2011, 02:52 AM

omfg really its a piffleing jacket you idiots its just to stay warm oh and by the way i freaking love my chemical romance their awesome
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 04-11-2011, 02:57 AM

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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 04-23-2011, 10:15 PM

Note: I am simply here to join in the discussion. I am in no way attempting to debate. Just explaining my personal experience with Christianity.

This thread may be the most disgusting example of Christianity. I used to be a christian. I played in the worship band, attended church every Sunday for 18 years until I realized how judgmental religious people are. I find myself to be much more accepting and loving than 99% of the religious people I have met. My main problem with religion is the sense of superiority it affords people. I can assure you that you are no better than me, and I am no better than you. I will just say that I am a much more accepting person than the majority of you. I have had friends who are gay, lesbian, jewish, muslim, satanists, witches, atheists, agnostics, catholics, baptists, lutherans etc. And you know what, I love them all. They have their belief system, and I have mine. It's a nice system we have.

And to speak to the topic of being scared of people in hoods. I live in an urban area where there are plenty of gangs, druggies, etc. And to be fair, a hood is not what worries me when I'm walking by someone, the fact that they have a crazy look in their eyes, or they are staring at me looking as though they are ready to attack me, or if they are shaking and scratching themselves then I just walk a little faster by them. There's no reason to ban a clothing item simply because criminals have worn it. I may point out that criminals also wear pants, shirts, glasses, hats, etc. And you are not talking about the sin that accompanies wearing sunglasses, or pants. There just seems to be a lot of inconsistencies in this thread. As you claim, this forum is here to bring people to christ, and telling them that they are worthless sinning trash, is no way to accomplish this. If you intend to brainwash anyone into believing what you do, then you should do it with love.

To be honest, if I believed in heaven, and believed people like you occupied it. I would prefer to burn in hell. And I'm sure you will reassure me that that is where I am going to burn. Let the insults be thrown back at me. I accept them happily.

PS: Based on the FEW remaining things that are good and holy in this world, open your eyes and spread love instead of hate. The last thing we need is a group of people trying to disparage an entire world who does not share the same beliefs.
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 04-23-2011, 10:20 PM

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Note: I am simply here to join in the discussion. I am in no way attempting to debate. Just explaining my personal experience with Christianity.

This thread may be the most disgusting example of Christianity. I used to be a christian. I played in the worship band, attended church every Sunday for 18 years until I realized how judgmental religious people are. I find myself to be much more accepting and loving than 99% of the religious people I have met. My main problem with religion is the sense of superiority it affords people. I can assure you that you are no better than me, and I am no better than you. I will just say that I am a much more accepting person than the majority of you. I have had friends who are gay, lesbian, jewish, muslim, satanists, witches, atheists, agnostics, catholics, baptists, lutherans etc. And you know what, I love them all. They have their belief system, and I have mine. It's a nice system we have.

And to speak to the topic of being scared of people in hoods. I live in an urban area where there are plenty of gangs, druggies, etc. And to be fair, a hood is not what worries me when I'm walking by someone, the fact that they have a crazy look in their eyes, or they are staring at me looking as though they are ready to attack me, or if they are shaking and scratching themselves then I just walk a little faster by them. There's no reason to ban a clothing item simply because criminals have worn it. I may point out that criminals also wear pants, shirts, glasses, hats, etc. And you are not talking about the sin that accompanies wearing sunglasses, or pants. There just seems to be a lot of inconsistencies in this thread. As you claim, this forum is here to bring people to christ, and telling them that they are worthless sinning trash, is no way to accomplish this. If you intend to brainwash anyone into believing what you do, then you should do it with love.

To be honest, if I believed in heaven, and believed people like you occupied it. I would prefer to burn in hell. And I'm sure you will reassure me that that is where I am going to burn. Let the insults be thrown back at me. I accept them happily.

PS: Based on the FEW remaining things that are good and holy in this world, open your eyes and spread love instead of hate. The last thing we need is a group of people trying to disparage an entire world who does not share the same beliefs.
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 04-23-2011, 10:55 PM

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So you believe in Heaven, you know that by rejecting Christianity, you're going to Hell, and you're just fine with that.

But we're supposed to listen to you and follow your advice?
I said "IF I BELIEVED" in heaven...implying that I do not believe in it.
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 05-14-2011, 12:14 AM

I came across this while just browsing google, and felt compelled to create an account and tell you one thing. You are a complete jackass, to even think that a piece of clothing is "evil" is insane. Also why single out punks, goths, and other counterculture groups. Hooded Sweatshirts are mainstream and worn by almost everyone. Also there is nothing wrong with punks and goths. Every person dresses in what they feel is the most aesthetically pleasing to their eye. You need to take your head out of your ass and realize that this is completely wrong, I don't give a hoot what some lawyer has said, or what you feel the bible has said. The Bible is a NY Times Bestseller, right next to Twilight and Harry Potter. Please realize that this man made book (thats what the bible is, a man made piece of garbage) is completely false. If it is real, at all. Then I would rather be with Satan for he expresses all of the good things in life, God is a selfish bigot and a hypocrite, who just wants you mentally vulnerable and in a sense of self-deceit.
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Default Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! - 05-14-2011, 12:22 AM

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Once again, for reasons stated, I accept the apology you didn't give and reject the "forgiveness" you supposedly offer.

Could we move on from your obsession with me and start to talk about what we can do TOGETHER to make sure you don't join your mother in Hell, gagging on enormous demon cocks, retching up their acidic jizz?

I'm TRYING to help you!

Yours in Him,
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