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Default Iranian protest grow violent - 06-14-2009, 04:59 PM
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The BBC says clashes between demonstrators and police in Tehran are the most violent in a decade.

Video below shows a human wave of demonstrators chasing frightened police officers.




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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-14-2009, 05:15 PM
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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 04:47 AM
Jesus is busy today! Shout GLORY!!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 05:02 PM
Great. Maybe they will use the "nuclear weapons they don't have", on each other. And the nuclear cloud floats over all the middle east, and kills all them arab's. Jesus be praised!
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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 05:10 PM
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All of the violence in Towelheadistan just goes to show what happens to people when they never learn about Christian love.

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 05:14 PM
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Great. Maybe they will use the "nuclear weapons they don't have", on each other. And the nuclear cloud floats over all the middle east, and kills all them arab's. Jesus be praised!
But that could contaminate our oil with radiation!

No, it'd be far better for them to use chemical weapons, nerve gas, etc.

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 05:27 PM
This is what happens when Non-Christian countries attempt to have democracy. The losers of the election claim fraud, hold mock tea parties and start calling for succession. They were saying the utlra-conservative governor of one of the major oil producing provinces in Iran is calling for that province to succeed and put an end to the Iranian nanny state.

This is the kind of madness you have to expect from Muslims and I praise Jesus it doesn't happen in America.


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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 05:55 PM
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy Down in my heart (Where?) Down in my heart (Where?) Down in my heart I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy Down in my heart (Where?) Down in my heart to stay And I'm so happy So very happy I've got the love of Jesus in my heart (down in my heart) And I'm so happy So very happy I've got the love of Jesus in my heart

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 06:40 PM
And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack (ouch!), sit on a tack (ouch!), sit on a tack! And if the devil doesn't like he can sit on a tack, sit on a tack today!
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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 07:08 PM
Normally I'm all for voter fraud and intimidation when it's used to trick inner city blacks into thinking that Election Day has been moved to Wednesday, but when it's used to get a candidate into office that I don't like it doesn't feel that good...

I think there's a lesson in all of this, but I'm just not seeing it right now. Let me sleep on it.

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But that could contaminate our oil with radiation!

No, it'd be far better for them to use chemical weapons, nerve gas, etc.
Radioactive fuel will just make your car go faster. it's a win/win situation.

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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But that could contaminate our oil with radiation!

No, it'd be far better for them to use chemical weapons, nerve gas, etc.
Don't forget biological weapons, Reverend Rodimer. I understand that our scientists are developing a deadly microbe that targets Muslims only, while Christians will be immune. Kind of like that swine flu thingy we made that kills only Mexicans.

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-15-2009, 11:40 PM
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Radioactive fuel will just make your car go faster. it's a win/win situation.
Amen brother!! Now that's my idea of an "alternative fuel!" I want some for my 2010 Custom Escalade!

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-16-2009, 12:07 AM
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Amen brother!! Now that's my idea of an "alternative fuel!" I want some for my 2010 Custom Escalade!
Yes! Even more exciting is the possibility that this radioactive fuel can be put into DeLoreans and create Time Machines.

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-16-2009, 12:54 AM
I just worry that with Ahmadinejad still in power he may finally wipe Israel off of the map. Imagine trying to drive from Jordan to Egypt and there is a big gap where Israel is supposed to be on your map.

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Default Re: Iranian protest grow violent - 06-16-2009, 02:06 AM
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I understand that our Christian scientists are developing a deadly microbe that targets Muslims only, while Christians will be immune. Kind of like that swine flu thingy we made that kills only Mexicans.

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