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Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-12-2013, 05:50 AM
Now we're talking! Eric Bolling over at Fox News has done an excellent piece on the liberal indoctrination going on in Algebra classes all over America!
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Eric Bolling: Schools ‘pushing the liberal agenda’ by teaching algebra
Fox News host Eric Bolling on Wednesday accused some schools of “pushing the liberal agenda” for teaching an algebra lesson about the distributive property.
During a segment about “indoctrination in schools,” Bolling reminded viewers of a 2009 video of children chanting, “Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Barack Hussein Obama,” which outraged conservatives at the time.
“But even worse is the way some textbooks are pushing the liberal agenda,” the Fox News host explained, pointing to an algebra worksheet that Scholastic says gives students “[i]nsight into the distributive property as it applies to multiplication.”
“Distribute the wealth!” Bolling exclaimed, reading the worksheet. “Distribute the wealth with the lovely rich girl with a big ole bag of money, handing some money out.”
Co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle explained that the algebra worksheet had put her on “high alert” for the liberal agenda in her 6-year-old son’s curriculum.
“Barack Hussein Obama. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm,” Guilfoyle added to mock the so-called indoctrination video.
Co-host Dana Perino also expressed concern over an effort to stop children from role playing “cowboys and Indians” at Thanksgiving because experts say that “the historic enemy of Indians was not cowboys, but the U.S. government.”
“So it starts in third grade and guess what happens?” Bolling remarked. “Through their whole educational experience, they continually get indoctrinated, even through college.”
“Everybody has anecdotal evidence of this,” co-host Greg Gutfeld agreed. “I think the only way leftism can survive is through indoctrination because its number one adversary is reality. So you got to get them young and it’s perfect for kids. Paul Krugman’s logic is child’s play: Share your stuff… A lot of this comes from the teachers. They get their news from The Huffington Post and their antiperspirant from a health food store. This is the way they live.”
Bolling advised parents to read their children’s history books because his son’s textbook addressed the Iraq war “and they were very, very liberally biased, saying George Bush went in there because he heard there were weapons of mass destruction and they were never found. It was a very liberal bias to the history books.”
“There are science teachers that if they hear that if a student is questioning, like, any kind of climate change thing, they just, like, think you’re an idiot,” Gutfeld observed.
“You guys just gave two examples of things that are right,” left-leaning co-host Bob Beckel quipped.
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-12-2013, 05:58 AM
I always knew there was something wrong with algebra. I always felt like demons were trying to crawl into my skull.
At the time, I chocked it up to it being Arabic in origin therefore Muslim, but this has convinced me that it is pure leftism at work!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-12-2013, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I always knew there was something wrong with algebra. I always felt like demons were trying to crawl into my skull.
At the time, I chocked it up to it being Arabic in origin therefore Muslim, but this has convinced me that it is pure leftism at work!
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Al-Quaida; Al-ghezir; Al-gebra-- it all adds up.
(Now, that 's math a Christian girl can do!)
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-12-2013, 07:26 PM
What's worrying me is that we have a health food store in my town and for years I hadn't known it was a den of Satan. My wife even occasionally went in there to buy flour. To think the crust on my pie has been tainted by Satan!
Is there no end to the perversions wrought by the forces of darkness? At least I'd never use a fag product like antiperspirant...
I'll be keeping a close eye on who goes in and out of that shop from now on to see if they look like faggots.
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-12-2013, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Now we're talking! Eric Bolling over at Fox News has done an excellent piece on the liberal indoctrination going on in Algebra classes all over America!
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That Eric Bolling character uses perfect True Christian™ reasoning, kudos to him for spotlighting yet another tactic of that Socialist Obama and his quest to destroy America. The liberal elite will not stop until every child in this country has a firm grasp of higher math. We need to stand up and shout "No!" to this threat to our once great nation. We need to get prayer in and math out of our schools! Glory!
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-13-2013, 03:06 AM
Amen, Brothers! What kids need is simple: The Holy Bible and "'reading, 'righting, and 'rithmatic/Taught to the tune of a hickory stick!"
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-14-2013, 03:31 AM
Alge BRA! Aside from being communist-Muslim indoctrination, this so-called "new math" is yet another sinister method of trying to sneak liberal sex education past the Godly textbook censors. It's all part of the socialist-liberal-gay-atheist-homo-evolution agenda that is corrupting America's youth.
AlgeBRA: coded socialism, sluts and Islam!
Algebra - Yet one more good reason why Christians should home school their kids. Thankfully, most Christian parents who do home schooling have no idea what Algebra is. Ditto for science, history and economics. Not knowing about these evil topics is God's way of protecting your childrens' minds from them. All you need to teach your kids is to read the Bible, watch Fox News and vote Republican.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-14-2013, 05:43 AM
One thing is for sure, there is no "algebra" in the Bible (KJV1611) - and before anyone gets their shorts in a twist over this I will remind you that Noah was able to build the Ark by just counting cubits.
Algebra is about balancing two side of an equation (note the root word "equal"), and that just what the socialist want – "equality". It is no wonder the Marxists have seized on this to justify communism. "Algebra" is also an Arab word, and with the mooselimb Barack HUSSEIN Obama in the White House it is no wonder that they are using "algebra" to calculate just what our "fair share" of taxes are to fund their utopian socialist schemes. There isn't a day that goes by that you don't see some DEMONcrat talking about everyone paying their "fair share".
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-14-2013, 04:59 PM
Einstein is burning in HELL for this algebra stuff!
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-14-2013, 09:32 PM
There is no end to the amount of subjects liberals will try to insert their bias and subliminal messaging into. From big history textbooks talking about villages 9, even 10 thousand years ago, which is before the Earth was even created. To Geology trying to shove their round earth conspires on you. Math trying to insert their liberal bias onto you. Scientists dreaming up myths like evolution, and the big bang theory, etc.
The public school system is corrupt, this is why homeschooling is so important.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-14-2013, 10:40 PM
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The public school system is corrupt, this is why homeschooling is so important.
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Indeed, Brother!
In the Etheldreda family, children learn only Biblical Math in our home education program. We know reality is no such thing as a neutral thing. God created all things on this earth, and man has corrupted as much as he can, including learning. The Bible warns us that we are in spiritual warfare (Ephesians 6:10-18). It urges us to guard our heart and to try the spirit behind what we are taught (1 John 4:1; Proverbs 4:23). The Bible does not mention any neutral ground. According to the Bible, nothing can really be neutral. Everything will be presented in either a biblical or a worldly fashion.
The verse “For by him were all things created” (Colossians 1:16) tells us where addition originated. It tells us God created all things. The word all includes everything, even math. God created these principles of mathematics that prevail throughout creation. When God created all things, He determined how they would operate. He chose to make different aspects of creation–from dollars to watts–operate according to the same reliable principle we call addition.
Learning about algebra is naught but glorifying the false religion of islam. I will not bring that blasphemy, and consequently, Dark Spirits, into my home. For this reason, my children do not learn Arabic numbers (0-9), nor do they learn Roman numerals (I, V, X, etc). Instead, we draw crosses to represent amounts of things, and my children are very good at it indeed.
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Re: Fox News Expose: Algebra is a Liberal Conspiracy! -
01-15-2013, 04:01 AM
Abortion doctors use algebra to figure out how many pieces to chop the fetus in to.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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