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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
12-26-2010, 07:04 PM
What does that have to do with Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masses?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-14-2011, 11:49 PM
Cranky Old Man, I only pray someday, that I be given the wisdom, that a mere stale breadcrumb holds in your glorious beard! I would accept being flayed, eviscerated and garroted by our ever loving Lord for the FULL 6,000yrs of our Earth's existence for the privilege of be able to bathe your fragrant feet.
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02-15-2011, 12:10 AM
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Cranky Old Man, I only pray someday, that I be given the wisdom, that a mere stale breadcrumb holds in your glorious beard! I would accept being flayed, eviscerated and garroted by our ever loving Lord for the FULL 6,000yrs of our Earth's existence for the privilege of be able to bathe your fragrant feet.
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You merely an Unsaved Trash dare mock a True Christian™? I'm sure glad I am not you when Brother COM reads this. The conclusion is not going to be pretty.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-15-2011, 12:16 AM
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You merely an Unsaved Trash dare mock a True Christian™? I'm sure glad I am not you when Brother COM reads this. The conclusion is not going to be pretty.
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Let's not judge him to hastily Brother Bible Student. While Kingofthenet is clearly under investigation, he seems to have good taste and good manners.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-15-2011, 12:32 AM
You TRULY are wise, Cranky Old Man, may someday I be accepted as a True Christian (All Rights Reserved). As the Lord has said, "there you have it, there it is"
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02-15-2011, 12:50 AM
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You TRULY are wise, Cranky Old Man, may someday I be accepted as a True Christian (All Rights Reserved). As the Lord has said, "there you have it, there it is"
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You are new here so you may not know that the only true Bible is the 1611 King James Bible. You might last more than a day if you learn what it says rather than all those false bibles. Did that quote come from the bible according to Lilly Plimpton?
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-24-2011, 11:02 PM
Ive got a question... WTF is this randomness? This is a joke, right? WHO THE F**K ARE YOU GUYS??? oooh, when i registered it asked me: "who died for our sins?" I answered: "Mayor McCheese". And it had the nerve to tell me i was wrong! Some people today!
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02-24-2011, 11:11 PM
Cranky, I hope you'll live forever because the world needs people like you.
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02-24-2011, 11:16 PM
And the lord said: "Start a forum in my name, and thou shalt be rewarded with enough oil to last you until you realise that you've piffleed up the planet once and for all."
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02-24-2011, 11:22 PM
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Ive got a question... WTF is this randomness? This is a joke, right? WHO THE F**K ARE YOU GUYS??? oooh, when i registered it asked me: "who died for our sins?" I answered: "Mayor McCheese". And it had the nerve to tell me i was wrong! Some people today!
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We're True Christian™'s friend. We certainly don't appreciate your Godmocking behavior on God's favorite family forum.
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02-24-2011, 11:47 PM
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We're True Christian™'s friend. We certainly don't appreciate your Godmocking behavior on God's favorite family forum.
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Please, answer me this: For a long time, there have been christians, agreed? for an even longer time, there have been humans. Many thousands of years before humans, there were dinosaurs. But wait! I thought the bible said that adam and eve were the first life on earth, atleast there is no mention of dinosaurs. And yes, the dinosaurs did exist.
There is no doubt in my mind that the majority of stories in the bible, are nothing more than just stories. Some of the morals, i agree, are a good thing, and have been good for the human race, but what you call God is nothing more than your quest for acceptance. Something that you feel safe 'believing' in, because you know millions of others 'believe' the same. What you call God is just a feeling inside of you. Inside all of us. But God is nothing more than a label, a label trying to define something that is un-definable. You dont need to understand everything about everything, and to even think you may be able to start to comprehend it all is utter stupidity. So proclaim that i am going to hell, because in the end, that is all you can do. And if there was some sentient being out to get me, i dont think that it would pass it's judgement through an ignorant, narrow minded individual as yourself.
GOODBYE GODWADS, enjoy reading your stories.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-24-2011, 11:55 PM
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Please, answer me this: For a long time, there have been christians, agreed? for an even longer time, there have been humans. Many thousands of years before humans, there were dinosaurs. But wait! I thought the bible said that adam and eve were the first life on earth, atleast there is no mention of dinosaurs. And yes, the dinosaurs did exist.
There is no doubt in my mind that the majority of stories in the bible, are nothing more than just stories. Some of the morals, i agree, are a good thing, and have been good for the human race, but what you call God is nothing more than your quest for acceptance. Something that you feel safe 'believing' in, because you know millions of others 'believe' the same. What you call God is just a feeling inside of you. Inside all of us. But God is nothing more than a label, a label trying to define something that is un-definable. You dont need to understand everything about everything, and to even think you may be able to start to comprehend it all is utter stupidity. So proclaim that i am going to hell, because in the end, that is all you can do. And if there was some sentient being out to get me, i dont think that it would pass it's judgement through an ignorant, narrow minded individual as yourself.
GOODBYE GODWADS, enjoy reading your stories.
P.S. Really??? a trademark symbol??? so <<<<<< Obscenity Deleted - Admin >>>>>> transparent
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Welcome friend, It is refreshing to see yet another atheist with a closed mind. Do not come crying to Jesus when you are on your deathbed. He will not be coming.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-25-2011, 12:02 AM
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Please, answer me this: For a long time, there have been christians, agreed?
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Yes.
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for an even longer time, there have been humans
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No. The first humans, Adam and Eve, were American True Christians™.
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an ignorant, narrow minded individual as yourself
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With your cheerful persona you must have a lot of friends. About zero I presume?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-25-2011, 12:07 AM
I think ive worked something out about the members of your website - You seem to be much like cream; Rich, And thick.
also, i find it amusing that you accuse me of having a closed mind, when you believe that everyone should think, act and worship in the same way. atleast i accept people for who they are.
And finally, if i were you, i wouldn't worry about me 'crying to jesus', as you put it. Unlike you, i don't talk to myself.
farewell, and i hope you one day realise that you don't have to pretend anymore.
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02-25-2011, 12:20 AM
The friends i have like me for who i am, not what i pretend to believe in.
Check Mate.
Im done here. But please, consider this: There is a high chance that this is the only life you will get, so dont spend it preparing for another that will never occur.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-25-2011, 12:20 AM
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atleast i accept people for who they are.
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How is it a virtue to accept murderers, thieves, rapists and atheists for who they are? Don't you agree that certain types of behavior are NOT acceptable?
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Unlike you, i don't talk to myself.
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Nope, you fight your boredom by going to Christian forums to bash Christians thinking that if you insult them enough they will suddenly see the validity of your point of view. Instead, you got served and owned. We will see your exit very soon.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-25-2011, 12:31 AM
Ive been served and owned? thats funny, i could have sworn that, leaving the website, i'm the happier of the two debating parties.
and by the way, your website looks like a joke, i honestly thought it was quite funny. keep up the hilariously good work.
P.S. I saw the picture of your staff KKK meeting. does "thou shalt not murder" count if the person you're killing is black?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
02-25-2011, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by abortionFTW
I think ive worked something out about the members of your website - You seem to be much like cream; Rich, And thick.
also, i find it amusing that you accuse me of having a closed mind, when you believe that everyone should think, act and worship in the same way. atleast i accept people for who they are.
And finally, if i were you, i wouldn't worry about me 'crying to jesus', as you put it. Unlike you, i don't talk to myself.
farewell, and i hope you one day realise that you don't have to pretend anymore.
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Well, I for one will miss you.....
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Originally Posted by abortionFTW
The friends i have like me for who i am, not what i pretend to believe in.
Check Mate.
Im done here. But please, consider this: There is a high chance that this is the only life you will get, so dont spend it preparing for another that will never occur.
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Thank goodness you did not leave until now...
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Originally Posted by abortionFTW
Ive been served and owned? thats funny, i could have sworn that, leaving the website, i'm the happier of the two debating parties.
and by the way, your website looks like a joke, i honestly thought it was quite funny. keep up the hilariously good work.
P.S. I saw the picture of your staff KKK meeting. does "thou shalt not murder" count if the person you're killing is black?
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Now you are just a tease!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-01-2011, 01:58 PM
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blah blah blah blah blah GOODBYE (CHILDISH EPITHET REMOVED) blah blah blah blah blah
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*several posts later*
Still here?
Liar.
"A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish." (Proverbs 19:9)
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 04:57 AM
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sorry cranky old man,but i follow the bible & god,so does any other true Christian, so stop trying to be like god.
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You claim to be a Christian, but you don't even have the respect for God to capitalize His name, or His Holy Word.
So far, we've seen zero evidence that you're Saved©.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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