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11-09-2006, 04:41 PM
Greeting and salutations. Merry met and blessed be. I'm Professor Darren Ingram-Myers, and I believe that my inner light (or as liberal Quakers would say, that of Mother/Father God in each of us) has led me to your forum to find a caring and inclusive community of faith.
A little about me: I teach cultural studies at a liberal-arts college. I figure that it's a good way to subvert the dominant paradigm of corporate conservative consumerist capitalism in the minds of today's youths. Since my students come almost exclusively from middle- to upper-income backgrounds, they have a dismayingly high rate of false consciousness, but then, it's in my job description to show them how to have right minds.
When I'm not teaching or writing articles for publication, I like to work for social justice, volunteer at the organic co-op (just a short ride on the No. 8 bus from the student ghetto, in case you'd like to stop by), and go mountain biking.
About the monicker: I used to be just plain old Darren Myers, but I decided to hyphenate the last name I got from my father with my wife's mother's maiden name to do my part against the patriarchy. I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?
Anyway, I look forward to dialoguing with all of you. Peace out!
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Liebral Girlie-Man
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Re: Hi, all. -
11-09-2006, 04:43 PM
P.S. I really don't like being called "unsaved trash." Only Mother/Father God can determine whether I am saved, not you.
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11-09-2006, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
P.S. I really don't like being called "unsaved trash." Only Mother/Father God can determine whether I am saved, not you.
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Friend,
Welcome to Jesus' favorite forum friend. We never heard of the Mother/Father God thing, sounds like something they do on the West Coast, if you know what I mean. Jesus assigns status here and we are only his tools. PRAISE!
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11-09-2006, 04:52 PM
I have to agree with Brother Bobby-Joe here Mr. Myers; but please don't take any offence.
Everytime I hear that God / Goddess, Mother / Father type stuff when referencing Jesus; I tend to think I'm dealing with one of those Men / wears women's underwear type people.
In any case; welcome to Landover.
Dean
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Liebral Girlie-Man
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11-09-2006, 05:02 PM
Thank you for your welcome. No, I do not wear women's underwear. I believe in creating a safe and welcoming space for those who are called by their inner light to do so, as long as they do not buy it at a worker-exploiting Wal*Mart in the suburbs.
Regarding Mother/Father God: I know that the phallocracy has indoctrinated us into seeing the Deity in exclusively male terms in order to perpetuate the subjugation of women, but if God has created all of us in God's image, how can God be only a Father instead of a Mother/Father? I used to pray to "Our Father, who art in heaven," too, but through a process of spiritual enlightenment I realized that I was putting human, earthly limits on who God is.
Anyway, I must go soon. I have to prepare my lecture notes for a seminar on Derrida. Be well.
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11-09-2006, 06:17 PM
"I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?"
I think that a 30-year old virgin would be better called "loser" and "closet homer" myself.
why havn't you procreated as all the gods command?
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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11-09-2006, 06:18 PM
Dear Professor DIM. I am not going to ask where you teach because I already have it narrowed down to ten possibilities, all of which are communist and homosexual pits of sin.
It is abhorrent that you are leading the youth of our nation into fornication and worse by teaching pansyism and the literal interpretation of the Constitution!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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11-09-2006, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
Thank you for your welcome. No, I do not wear women's underwear. I believe in creating a safe and welcoming space for those who are called by their inner light to do so, as long as they do not buy it at a worker-exploiting Wal*Mart in the suburbs.
We don't, because God says they're an abomination.
And that is your first lesson about us:
We follow the ENTIRE KJV1611 BIBLE, ALL OF IT, whatever God commands, we do.
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment:
For all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5
Regarding Mother/Father God: I know that the phallocracy has indoctrinated us into seeing the Deity in exclusively male terms in order to perpetuate the subjugation of women, but if God has created all of us in God's image, how can God be only a Father instead of a Mother/Father? I used to pray to "Our Father, who art in heaven," too, but through a process of spiritual enlightenment I realized that I was putting human, earthly limits on who God is.
God is a male, the Bible says HE, and our FATHER..
And the Bible is to be trusted. Please refrain from further blasphemy or you will no longer be welcome.
BTW, the last time I checked, Jesus was a males name..
Anyway, I must go soon. I have to prepare my lecture notes for a seminar on Derrida. Be well.
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With all that in mind, welcome to Landover.
May you find Jesus here, and join us in worship.
Praise Him!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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11-09-2006, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
Regarding Mother/Father God: I know that the phallocracy has indoctrinated us into seeing the Deity in exclusively male terms in order to perpetuate the subjugation of women, but if God has created all of us in God's image, how can God be only a Father instead of a Mother/Father? I used to pray to "Our Father, who art in heaven," too, but through a process of spiritual enlightenment I realized that I was putting human, earthly limits on who God is.
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Friend,
It is right for us to be Tallywacker centric here; it is the male that is the source of all life and the female only provide a nurturing environment for the male to thrive in. Please try to see beyond the lies your carpet cleaning Thespain colleges have filled you with. The female cooter is empty and therefore not worthy of worship.
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11-10-2006, 12:59 PM
Where do all these nuts come from? LSD is still causing flashbacks?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hi, all. -
11-10-2006, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
It is abhorrent that you are leading the youth of our nation into fornication and worse by teaching pansyism and the literal interpretation of the Constitution!
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I am not "leading the youth of our nation into fornication and worse...." I affirm the right of our students who are of legal age in this state to explore their sexuality, provided that they do not do or say anything that would be misogynistic or women-objectifying or otherwise run afoul our college's diversity code.
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11-10-2006, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
I am not "leading the youth of our nation into fornication and worse...." I affirm the right of our students who are of legal age in this state to explore their sexuality, provided that they do not do or say anything that would be misogynistic or women-objectifying or otherwise run afoul our college's diversity code.
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Explore their sexuality? The Bible says we shouldn't do that. Nobody here is misogynistic, we don't hate women but we do know their place according to God.
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11-10-2006, 10:27 PM
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I think that a 30-year old virgin would be better called "loser" and "closet homer" myself.
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Who said anything about my being a 30-year-old virgin? My wife and I have a very healthy relationship, even if it's a bit too egalitarian for the tastes of some people here.
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why havn't you procreated as all the gods command?
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If you can worship "all the gods" and still be welcome in this forum, then perhaps this is a diverse, welcoming, and affirming online community after all.
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11-10-2006, 10:41 PM
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If you can worship "all the gods" and still be welcome in this forum, then perhaps this is a diverse, welcoming, and affirming online community after all.
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Who said that Starfinder was welcome? I haven't been here long, but apparently the good people of Landover tolerate him in the hope that he will repent.
This forum is diverse, welcoming and affirming as long as you believe what we believe, which is the literal interpretation of the Bible.
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11-10-2006, 10:48 PM
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Greeting and salutations. Merry met and blessed be. I'm Professor Darren Ingram-Myers,
Sissy double name?
that of Mother/Father God in each of us)
Sissy emasculate wicker goddess bull crap
A little about me: I teach cultural studies at a liberal-arts college.
Homerish liberal education
I like to work for social justice, volunteer at the organic co-op (just a short ride on the No. 8 bus from the student ghetto, in case you'd like to stop by), and go mountain biking.
"Organic co-op"... ewwww.... with negroidial... males???
About the monicker: I used to be just plain old Darren Myers, but I decided to hyphenate the last name I got from my father with my wife's mother's maiden name to do my part against the patriarchy.
Twisted homer illogic.
I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?
Think you're a lady, eh?
Anyway, I look forward to dialoguing with all of you.
"Dialoguing"? sounds british and therefore gay.
Peace out!
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Are you a catholic, nigra alterboy, lieberal homer, crossdressing nancy boy who was breast feed by his mama well into his 30's?
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11-10-2006, 10:58 PM
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This forum is diverse, welcoming and affirming as long as you believe what we believe, which is the literal interpretation of the Bible.
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I like it when new members come on board and pick up so quickly a sharp perception of what we're all about. Love.
Nice post Student, nice post.
Dean
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11-11-2006, 03:44 AM
Mr. Darren Ingram-Myers, merry meet and welcome to Landover. Oh, I like the way you think.
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11-11-2006, 10:11 AM
Moonflower, please don't encourage him!
Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.
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11-11-2006, 03:19 PM
Sorry.
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
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11-11-2006, 04:04 PM
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Mr. Darren Ingram-Myers, merry meet and welcome to Landover. Oh, I like the way you think.
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Thank you. It's nice finally to encounter a voice of sanity here.
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