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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-16-2015, 11:12 PM

Thor: a mythological Norse "god" that has a hammer to harness lightning and super strength.
Jesus: actually God and is not mythological also is all powerful.

Who would win. Uh the most obvious choice! Jesus would win. No doubt about it.


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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-16-2015, 11:19 PM

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He died first, otherwise it wouldn't have been much of a miracle when He rose. And then we wouldn't have your kind of people saying things like, "Jesus died for your sins," and whatnot.
The Hebrews considered Jesus a blasphemist and put him on the cross. It was inevitible.

Its not a slam on the character Thor from Marvle. I actully think that the character is funny. Not Tony Stark funny but funny.


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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-16-2015, 11:24 PM

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Thor: a mythological Norse [deity...]
I will not repeat myself. The discussion of the meaning of the term "mythological/mythology" and the fallacy of using it to imply "imaginary" has been had.


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I will not repeat myself. The discussion of the meaning of the term "mythological/mythology" and the fallacy of using it to imply "imaginary" has been had.
Oh come on. I know you have a brain so I know you will understand this. As you may well know this is a Christian site. There for we do not believe that there is any other god but God. And in extention that Thor is nothing more than imaginary.


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Oh come on. I know you have a brain so I know you will understand this. As you may well know this is a Christian site. There for we do not believe that there is any other god but God. And in extention that Thor is nothing more than imaginary.
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[/SIZE]*snip* disturbing love sonnet *snip* Thor on the other hand, is on comic books and the butt of many jokes. Come back when you have something plausible to say.
The comic book character is inspired by the Norse Thor and loosely based on. That character is indeed the butt of many jokes, and for good reason.

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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-17-2015, 12:05 AM

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If you want to say that, then say that, but don't go about using words incorrectly. Spell them incorrectly all you please, but at least use them properly.
Oh, not a spelling nazi but a vocab nazi. Well played.

My turn.

The bible is a document of factual history in the form of a book. If it weren't it wouldn't have embarassing details that only show up in a history document. At the time when the bible was written other writers who wrote fiction would have skipped over the embarassing details and made it clean cut and pretty. Today in realistic fiction you would find embarassing details to make the story more realsitic.

So there for I can use mythological as imagineary but to refer to a previous dead belief. Like a centar. Those are mythological because they, one, don't exist, and two, were believed to exist at one point like Zuse and Hades.

You can't prove me wrong. Here I will give you a site for you to understand.

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Oh, not a spelling nazi but a vocab nazi. Well played.
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Yeah, I figured enough forum members were skewering you for your spelling as it was. You're welcome.

Also, all that gibberish is why I rejected your friend request.
Well then... that a bit rude. Well ok whatever.


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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-17-2015, 12:44 AM

[QUOTE=WickedWitch;1152078]Yeah, I figured enough forum members were skewering you for your spelling as it was. You're welcome./QUOTE]

Hah True!

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He died first, otherwise it wouldn't have been much of a miracle when He rose. And then we wouldn't have your kind of people saying things like, "Jesus died for your sins," and whatnot.
No one else could and can do what Jesus did. All 'Thor' does is sweat and hammer stuff. God made everything, even you, yet there is not a grain of gratitude in you. So typical of you people. Take, take, take and never giving back to He who graced you with Life. God mave EVERYTHING in just six days, what did you do, cast a spell?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Bible Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-17-2015, 12:59 AM

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The comic book character is inspired by the Norse Thor and loosely based on. That character is indeed the butt of many jokes, and for good reason.

Also, you want to talk about characters featured in jokes and comics? Really? Well, since you asked:
Mock God and persecute decent people all you want. Come Judgement day and when Satan is ripping your leathery flesh, the giggles you will hear are the Good People God cares about in Heaven, watching your suffer.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Please learn to use quote tags.
Your spelling is possibly beyond hope, I'm not sure what telling you will even do, so I've corrected it.
Please don't double post, and please, FFS, stop derailing with irrelevant attempts to kiss someone's ass and/or preach to them out of context.

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Mock God and persecute decent people all you want. Come Judgement day and
when Satan is ripping your leathery flesh, the giggles you will hear are the
Good People God cares about in Heaven, watching your suffer.
My flesh isn't leathery, I minimize sun exposure, not to mention moisturize and exfoliate every day.
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The Hebrews considered Jesus a blasphemist and put him on the cross. It was inevitible.

Its not a slam on the character Thor from Marvle. I actully think that the character is funny. Not Tony Stark funny but funny.
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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-17-2015, 03:10 AM

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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 07-17-2015, 04:47 AM

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If you mean my spelling then here is my answer. I am not a great speller. I never have been, and I never will be.
Thru Christ, all things are possible. Get on your knees and beg Him to wash your idiocy away with His sweet, sweet blood.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Skull Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 08-11-2015, 09:18 PM

My loyal subjects have personally proven, time and time again, that Christianity will always prevail over the heathen northmen. The Legions of Christ, in true Roman tradition, stand like a wall of ice against anything that threatens the Empire of God. So again we did on August 3rd, 881.

Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.

And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.



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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! - 08-12-2015, 03:58 AM

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My loyal subjects have personally proven blah blah blah
Your what?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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