God Hates Iceland! - Page 14

James Hutchins · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jedah Dohma

Did I mention the bible? No. Im here out of my own curiosity, and I do not deny the word of god (albeit my name is that of one of an Unholy Vampire which is merely an artistic fascination).

I was defending the thing about the dog and how he misinterpreted the meaning that a dog cannot speak.

We do not 'interpert' That is Devil-Speak.

Brushfire · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:27 AM

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Dogs are for hunting. Period

Excuse me?

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You are or you are not. You cannot be in the middle.

I am in the middle. If I go to Hell for it, then it is my wrong decision and I will pay for it.

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This has yet to be determined.

It is yet to be determined whether or not a lot of things happened. But either way, I'm not. Make up your own mind if you believe I am.

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Here is where you are wrong. Until you give yourself 100% to God and follow the KJV1611 Bible completely, with no deviation, can you be assured of not going to Hell. Based on your statements, you are taking the down escalator.

See above

See second statement.

Cranky Old Man · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Brushfire

I am in the middle. If I go to Hell for it, then it is my wrong decision and I will pay for it.

Yes you will...

Jedah Dohma · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins

We do not 'interpert' That is Devil-Speak.

One does not interpret, one listens. And if that bark signifies that someone else is there, whether it be the devil a heathen or your priest, take it with a grain of salt and let it be known your voice has been heard. Can one not take comfort in that?

True Disciple · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jedah Dohma

Did I mention the bible? No.

Then you are at the wrong forum, friend.

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Im here out of my own curiosity, and I do not deny the word of god (albeit my name is that of one of an Unholy Vampire which is merely an artistic fascination).

Okay, so you are a gay pedophile viking rapist vampire?

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I was defending the thing about the dog and how he misinterpreted the meaning that a dog cannot speak.

Instead of going on and on about dogs, maybe you would do better to consider your possible Salvation™.

James Dewitt · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Brushfire

I am in the middle. If I go to Hell for it, then it is my wrong decision and I will pay for it.

Only a fool will admit he/she knows that he/she is going to hell, and will do nothing to change their ways.

James Hutchins · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:31 AM

I am not going to bothe quoting you.
1 You hunt with dogs. They fetch game, point.
2 Based on your choice, you really have no reason to be here.
3 You seem like either a female or a nancyboy. I could care less. You are not Christian.

Please leave. Thank you.

Unsaved, UnWelcome

Cranky Old Man · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jedah Dohma

Can one not take comfort in that?

I take great comfort in knowing that you will burn in hell

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Brushfire · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:32 AM

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Yes you will...

We will see, my friend, we will see.

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Only a fool will admit he/she knows that he/she is going to hell, and will do nothing to change their ways.

Then I am such fool, I don't think it's fair to say I will never change my ways. I am only 15 and could see the Light in years to come.

Cranky Old Man · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:34 AM

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could see the Light in years to come.

I pray that you do. Hell ain't no fun.

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Jedah Dohma · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:36 AM

Feel free to delete this post soon after. But I wish to Personal Message you James Hutchins. Or possibly speak to you on MSN (though my Name is that of a pun, do not take it negatively). I've questions of my own faith here, and not in a negative fashion.

James Hutchins · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:37 AM

If you have anything of any real significance to say, say it here. We do not tolerate shadow players. Be proud and forthright.

I strongly suggest you read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Jedah Dohma · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:39 AM

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If you have anything of any real significance to say, say it here. We do not tolerate shadow players. Be proud and forthright.

No, I mentioned curiosity earlier in a good way. (Or as good as it can be tolerated). I've more questions that can only be answered in the company of a somewhat Anonymous area. Keep a look out for an introduction thread of some sort in the upper boards when I do find it.

Cranky Old Man · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jedah Dohma

No, I mentioned curiosity earlier in a good way. (Or as good as it can be tolerated). I've more questions that can only be answered in the company of a somewhat Anonymous area. Keep a look out for an introduction thread of some sort in the upper boards when I do find it.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

James Hutchins · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:41 AM

Perhaps these 'questions' should instead be communicated to a Pastor.

Brushfire · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:43 AM

I doubt it, but I cannot speak for him.

Anyway, I'd like to thank whoever gave me the awards (though I'm not sure about the 'full of it' one, as I have no once attacked your beliefs), and I'll be on my way. Thanks for the somewhat strained entertainment.

Cranky Old Man · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 01:44 AM

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I'll be on my way

Goodbye. I pray you will find Jesus at some point in your life, preferable before it is too late.

~~atola2~~ · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 08:29 AM

I come from hell and i live in iceland i am the satans son and i will rise thru iceland and shall councer the world from this icecube. you'r abseloutly right the gate to hell is in iceland i have been thru it myself. and tell you i'd prefer to be in hell than in iceland at least it not fresing cold all the time. as i come from iceland that is why my english is so bad sorry but my dad didn't teach me any better. cus icelandic is the langeus of hell. and i say to you [satanic prayer removed]. it meen's I'll burn you all exept my follwers when i rise.

Satan's son

Mrs. Rogers · **Re: God Hates Iceland! -** 02-18-2010, 08:58 AM

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cus icelandic is the langeus of hell.

Verily, it is the language of Demons, son. But we knew that.

vikingur · 10:46 AM

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Do they hand out magnification glasses at the entrance of the Iceland penis museum?

First of all on the [Rooster] museum in Iceland you can see the one of the biggest [roosters] in the universe.

I think you should book an appointment with a psychologist.

p.s I love to masturbate