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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:05 AM

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I do not hate anyone, I simply consider your beliefs to be wrong, just as you consider the beliefs of lutherians and atheists to be wrong.
Yeah, you do not hate us, but the same time you tell your fellow eskimo in that demonic gibberish you call a "language" that we should be shot and killed. You're contradicting yourself a little bit, friend.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:14 AM

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Icelanders are so poor they don't even have McDonalds anymore. It closed down few weeks ago since nobody could afford a meal.
And McDonalds was closed to to health reasons.

You look down on your own country, your own country men. That's fine, we don't want or or need you, you're hereby given permission to get lost.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:17 AM

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And McDonalds was closed to to health reasons.

You look down on your own country, your own country men. That's fine, we don't want or or need you, you're hereby given permission to get lost.
As are you, nanook of the north.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:25 AM

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Yeah, you do not hate us, but the same time you tell your fellow eskimo in that demonic gibberish you call a "language" that we should be shot and killed. You're contradicting yourself a little bit, friend.
I loathe you and I find your beliefs repulsive.

I do not hate you.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:26 AM

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I loathe you and I find your beliefs repulsive.

I do not hate you.
Can you explain the difference between "hate" and "loathe?"

And can you explain why you atheists are always so filled with hatred and anger?


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:34 AM

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And McDonalds was closed to to health reasons.

You look down on your own country, your own country men. That's fine, we don't want or or need you, you're hereby given permission to get lost.
I do not look down on you, God does.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:35 AM

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Can you explain the difference between "hate" and "loathe?"

And can you explain why you atheists are always so filled with hatred and anger?
Filled with hatred and anger ?

You look down on all other forms of expressive religion, you look down on all those who are not white or American, you despise all those whose sexual desires are not strictly heterosexual, you hate science and you quote scripture instead of having an opinion.

And you accuse me of being filled with hatred and anger ?

I hope you were simply making a joke, otherwise you can't be saved.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:38 AM

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Filled with hatred and anger ?

You look down on all other forms of expressive religion, you look down on all those who are not white or American, you despise all those whose sexual desires are not strictly heterosexual, you hate science and you quote scripture instead of having an opinion.

And you accuse me of being filled with hatred and anger ?

I hope you were simply making a joke, otherwise you can't be saved.
This is a Christian forum. We are gathered here to praise God and uplift His teachings. If you don't like that, take it up with God.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:41 AM

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We know some viking shipwrecked once on the coast of Canuckistan. However, using your logic, your barbarian would not have discovered America, but the injuns would have done that when they arrived in the first place from Siberia.

Columbus was the one who made the discovery of America known to the True Americans™, who were still living in England at that time.



Yes, it certainly says something about our differences. We claimed the country God gave us, as He deemed us worthy over the unworthy Red Man to care for His Favorite Country, America.

And yes, we take our responsibility when evil people wage wars around the globe. It is our God-given duty to take care of all that Godly Oil God put under the ground where the towelheads live, as He destined these riches for His Chosen People, the True Americans™.

And no, I have no intention to "piffle you sideways." I honestly wouldn't know how to do that, friend.
As I see it Americans are like evil invading aliens. The poor Indians never had a chance. Today most of theme live in poor conditions, except those who own lands with casinos and giving them land was of saying that you screwed theme!

Not only did you claim land that wasn't yours then but now your racism has peaked. Calling every single Islamic person a terrorist and a towel head. That is and always will be the pinnacle of ignorance.

To disproof that Americans are the chosen people, using modern genetic science and math, every single person on this earth was a descendant from Moses, the disciples and all the other crazy people in the bible.

An Icelandic folksinger once sang(in Icelandic): You know well that jesus was just a hippy, on a crazy cocaine trip.
But the people thought the heard the wise one, and there for saw only the good.
The desert was a littler sour, and a 40 day cocaine diet.
There he puffed and puffed without food or water, until the one he hated appeared.
The story that is often told, and all tricks denied, they said he walked on water but didn't know that previous that day Jesus gave them mushrooms."
I am not saying that is the truth, but it seams likely that something unknown was a factor in all the "miracles" and it sure as the sun will set it wasn't god.
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You look down on all other forms of expressive religion, you look down on all those who are not white or American, you despise all those whose sexual desires are not strictly heterosexual, you hate science and you quote scripture instead of having an opinion.
We do not need to have opinions, we just follow the Holy Bible.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:46 AM

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As I see it Americans are like evil invading aliens. The poor Indians never had a chance. Today most of theme live in poor conditions, except those who own lands with casinos and giving them land was of saying that you screwed theme!

Not only did you claim land that wasn't yours then but now your racism has peaked. Calling every single Islamic person a terrorist and a towel head. That is and always will be the pinnacle of ignorance.

To disproof that Americans are the chosen people, using modern genetic science and math, every single person on this earth was a descendant from Moses, the disciples and all the other crazy people in the bible.

An Icelandic folksinger once sang(in Icelandic): You know well that jesus was just a hippy, on a crazy cocaine trip.
But the people thought the heard the wise one, and there for saw only the good.
The desert was a littler sour, and a 40 day cocaine diet.
There he puffed and puffed without food or water, until the one he hated appeared.
The story that is often told, and all tricks denied, they said he walked on water but didn't know that previous that day Jesus gave them mushrooms."
I am not saying that is the truth, but it seams likely that something unknown was a factor in all the "miracles" and it sure as the sun will set it wasn't god.
God will NOT be mocked!! That is why your puny little iceberg will be destroyed shortly by Jesus Christ!

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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:47 AM

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Filled with hatred and anger ?
And jealousy: because you think God doesn't love you. News flash: God loves you too! You just have to love him back a little. It's NOT too late, friend!

Remember that you came to this Christian forum for a reason.

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You look down on all other forms of expressive religion...
We merely state the truth. You don't have to take our word for it. Look up the facts yourself.

Do you hold a negative view of child molesters and murderers? By your logic, that would be "proof" that you are wrong. Such logic (yours) is dismissed very quickly once it's put to the test of logic and sound reasoning.

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And you accuse me of being filled with hatred and anger ?
And bigotry, yes. You are a bigot. Sorry, but that's the truth.
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I hope you were simply making a joke, otherwise you can't be saved.
We are already Saved, thanks. But please do tell us which kind of heaven your atheist religion promises.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:52 AM

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God will NOT be mocked!! That is why your puny little iceberg will be destroyed shortly by Jesus Christ!
Jesus had no extraordinary powers, the fact that you believe he was conceived by god is outrages. It is just a well plotted lie by his mother to cover up her cheating on her husband. And if you plan to ban me from this site it is only a sign that you cant handle the truth. You blindly follow a book, a book written by who I hear you ask? No one knows.

As you may have noticed I am not denying that Jesus exicted, he might haw. But god on the other hand is a real character put in the same file a Santa Clause.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:56 AM

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Jesus had no extraordinary powers, the fact that you believe he was conceived by god is outrages. It is just a well plotted lie by his mother to cover up her cheating on her husband.
Do you have proof of this outrageous claim? Of course not!

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Who cares who wrote the Bible? The fact it was dictated by GOD is all that matters.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 11:57 AM

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Jesus had no extraordinary powers
You do not consider walking on water, rising from the dead and creating huge amounts of food out of nothing extraordinary? Makes me wonder what extraordinary powers you might have? The ability to bore people to death perhaps?


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Jesus had no extraordinary powers, the fact that you believe he was conceived by god is outrages. It is just a well plotted lie by his mother to cover up her cheating on her husband.
Then how do you explain all his miracles? How he turned water into wine, healed the sick and raised the dead? How do you explain that?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 12:01 PM

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Can you explain the difference between "hate" and "loathe?"

And can you explain why you atheists are always so filled with hatred and anger?
I can tell you the truth about that...It is you ignorance and the fact that Christians have tried to disproof science, from Galileo to The case when you tried to force the theory of Intelligent design into you classrooms.

Every great scientist has been ridiculed by the church and even now you continue.

In fact a challenge the church to hypothetical war, you bring god, Jesus and all the saints you like. We bring modern science, lasers, guns, smart bombs, the atomic bomb and all that stuff. Shall we find out who wins? Or do you already know or think you know? No one has ever performed a miracle...well maybe Penn and Teller.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 12:04 PM

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Then how do you explain all his miracles? How he turned water into wine, healed the sick and raised the dead? How do you explain that?
Lies, the simplest answer is often the right one.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-04-2010, 12:06 PM

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Lies, the simplest answer is often the right one.
The Right answer can be found within the Holy Bible KJV1611. Don't try and argue with that.
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