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I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:07 AM
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:27 AM
Is is OK if I ban you?
You are being silly. You will not enjoy his barbed tallywhacker ejecting hot lava.
Now tell us more about how you found Jesus, how many kids you have popped out, if you have permission from your husband to post here, etc...
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark.
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My condolences.
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Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Why the hurry? There is all eternity for you to have sex with Satan in Hell!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-10-2011, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
My condolences.
Why the hurry? There is all eternity for you to have sex with Satan in Hell!
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I quite like the simplicity of that answer
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-10-2011, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Qu'est-ce.que?
I quite like the simplicity of that answer
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Please start a proper introduction thread of your own.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-10-2011, 04:22 AM
Can't i post in another thread like i did? Sorry if I disobeyed this section's rules
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-10-2011, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Qu'est-ce.que?
Can't i post in another thread like i did? Sorry if I disobeyed this section's rules
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Do you walk into a room of strangers and immediately start spouting off nonsense, or do you introduce yourself first?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Claims not to be a dago slut Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)
YIC, Mari.
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Atheists think we should be able to marry elephants
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Is it dead yet?
I hope it died, you could tell it was pretty gross.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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My goodness, what shocking language! We simply aren't used to such filth!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 01:46 PM
Frankly, I am getting a little tired of all these Sindinavians trying to be amusing by posting their trite little fake introductions that mock this forum.
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Originally Posted by All you goobers from the North Lands trying to be hilarious
Hi, I am ______ ______sson. I am not speak so good the engelska, so forgive ja? I does not go in church, but I am member of kyrka because socialist state say it must be so. I find this forum cause of ______ and think maybe I should be doing the learn about being a religion person instead of heathen troll-face. Also, I hear Yesus turn water into wine - that would make him much popis around here. Is ok I if I have the sex with a moose?
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We get it, you people don't do humor, no need to make it anymore clear. (Seriously, you really aren't funny.)
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 01:50 PM
I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 02:39 PM
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages With Jesus now.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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I read that they eat fried cod's tongues. They must be a dwarfish people to be sated on something so tiny,
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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04-06-2011, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 03:43 PM
Is it even possible?
I mean
the devil totally doesn't exist.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by good_muslim
Is it even possible?
I mean
the devil totally doesn't exist.
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Like the contradiction in your username Abdul?
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 03:47 PM
Hej satans hora jag anser att du har rätt till att ligga med vem du vill hos oss välkomnar vi alla med öppna armar och vi uppmuntrar oliktänkande inte som dom här smutsiga kristna hundarna.
Hey Satans whore, I believe you are entitled to sleep with whoever you want we welcome everyone with open arms and we encourage the dissidents do not like these here dirty Christian dogs.
The man who brings danger upon his brother has more spirit than the brother who repels it.
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Claims not to be a dago slut Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Belili
Hej satans hora jag anser att du har rätt till att ligga med vem du vill hos oss välkomnar vi alla med öppna armar och vi uppmuntrar oliktänkande inte som dom här smutsiga kristna hundarna.
Hey Satans whore, I believe you are entitled to sleep with whoever you want we welcome everyone with open arms and we encourage the dissidents do not like these here dirty Christian dogs.
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Is very estrange this thing for say sir....I'm no sure I can understand what you're try say us here but I'm think is perhap inmoral what you're suggest, no, in fact I KNOW is inmoral this, and you're mental espasms are like espaghettis I'm sorry, I'm no very good whit metafors but you are probable know what I'm meaning.
Are esquizofrenic you? Or some discapacity of the head?
YIC, Mari
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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