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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-06-2011, 07:22 AM

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Hi guys. This is a pretty detailed explanation.
http://evolution-101.blogspot.com/20...ex-evolve.html

To make it short, it started with bacteria swapping genetic information in unfavorable conditions (because the higher chance of mutation might give them an organism capable of surviving) and then progressed to creatures that reproduced sexually exclusively!

Glad to be of assistance and may the blessings of god be upon you!
Typical. Atheists dodge the question. That talked about shuffling these theoretical chromosomes like a deck of cards. It didn't answer my question at all. Thanks for trying but it has just confirmed that you don't know the answer.

Of course the answer is simple and you know it. God did it all in his Glory but you can't see outside of your religion of evolution.

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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-06-2011, 11:10 AM

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Typical. Atheists dodge the question. That talked about shuffling these theoretical chromosomes like a deck of cards. It didn't answer my question at all. Thanks for trying but it has just confirmed that you don't know the answer.

Of course the answer is simple and you know it. God did it all in his Glory but you can't see outside of your religion of evolution.

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Did you watch the video? Those who don't want to listen, can't get the answer anyway.
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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-06-2011, 11:17 AM

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Did you watch the video? Those who don't want to listen, can't get the answer anyway.
Great day in the morning: please tell me you see the breathtaking irony in your statement.

(Proverbs 15:32) "He that refuseth instruction despiseth his own soul: but he that heareth reproof getteth understanding."

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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-06-2011, 11:27 AM

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Did you watch the video? Those who don't want to listen, can't get the answer anyway.
No I did not watch the video and nor did you because IT ISN'T A LINK TO A VIDEO!!

It's a link to a blog article with I did read, clearly YOU DIDN'T. You Sir are the perfect example of an atheist. You just jump to conclusions without any logical thought process.

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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-07-2011, 12:38 AM

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Hi guys. This is a pretty detailed explanation.
http://evolution-101.blogspot.com/20...ex-evolve.html

To make it short, it started with bacteria swapping genetic information in unfavorable conditions (because the higher chance of mutation might give them an organism capable of surviving) and then progressed to creatures that reproduced sexually exclusively!

Glad to be of assistance and may the blessings of god be upon you!
Your whole argument doesn't make sense. If the bacteria were swappping genes,why would one bacteria be happy to get the short end of the stick and be the swapper, not the swappee. Why wouldn't the bacteria who got shortchanged go to the second bacteria and demand his share of the genes?
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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-07-2011, 01:03 AM

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Your whole argument doesn't make sense. If the bacteria were swappping genes,why would one bacteria be happy to get the short end of the stick and be the swapper, not the swappee. Why wouldn't the bacteria who got shortchanged go to the second bacteria and demand his share of the genes?
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you both seem to agree that any gene swapping bacteria already existed, then
..in whatever model you're using?
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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-07-2011, 04:55 AM

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Your whole argument doesn't make sense. If the bacteria were swappping genes,why would one bacteria be happy to get the short end of the stick and be the swapper, not the swappee. Why wouldn't the bacteria who got shortchanged go to the second bacteria and demand his share of the genes?
Hi again guys. Can we not use name-calling? It's petty and the post actually requested that someone who believes in evolution reply.

The article does, among other stuff, mention the origin of sexes. Maybe you should read it again.

But to respond to this particular quote, it's not about individuals, it's about the entire system. If some are willing to be "shortchanged" than the species as a whole has a better chance of survival. God bless!


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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-08-2011, 12:54 AM

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Hi again guys. Can we not use name-calling? It's petty and the post actually requested that someone who believes in evolution reply!
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I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-12-2011, 08:31 AM

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Hi again guys. Can we not use name-calling? It's petty and the post actually requested that someone who believes in evolution reply.

The article does, among other stuff, mention the origin of sexes. Maybe you should read it again.

But to respond to this particular quote, it's not about individuals, it's about the entire system. If some are willing to be "shortchanged" than the species as a whole has a better chance of survival. God bless!
We follow the KJV1611 to the letter and Jesus called people names from time to time because his judgement of their trashy ways was correct. Since we follow the KJV1611 we know that we are correct in our judgement!

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12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
12:35 A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.

Also, we do not need any demon infested, lying scientist to tell us how the sexes arrived. God did it. The bible says it and that sttles it!

Genesis
2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. 2:23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
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17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. 19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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Default Re: HEY EVOLUTIONISTS, where do the SEXES come from? - 08-15-2011, 01:32 PM

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I'm sure secularists will use this problem somehow to justify anal sex. They can't seem to get their minds off of it.
So you're not a secularist??

So you don't support the Constitution of the United States?
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So you're not a secularist??

So you don't support the Constitution of the United States?
Theocracy is the only valid form of government.

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Wicked angels in the service of Satan - the sorts of angels which promote bills of "rights" and written "constitutions" - will have been banished forever Matthew 25:41

There will remain, however, angels in the service of God. The Bible explains it like this:

REVELATION 8:2—11:15
And I sawe the seuen Angels which stood before God, and to them were giuen seuen trumpets. And another Angel came & stood at the altar, hauing a golden censer, and there was giuen vnto him much incense, that hee should offer it with the prayers of all Saints vpon the golden altar which was before the throne. And the smoke of the incense which came with the prayers of the Saints, ascended vp before God, out of the Angels hand. And the Angel tooke the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voyces, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake: And the seuen Angels which had the seuen trumpets, prepared themselues to sound. The first Angel sounded, and there followed haile, and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast vpon the earth, and the third part of trees was burnt vp, and all greene grasse was burnt vp. And the second Angel sounded, and as it were a great mountaine burning with fire was cast into the sea, and the third part of the sea became blood. And the thirde part of the creatures which were in the Sea, and had life, died, and the third part of the ships were destroyed. And the third Angel sounded, and there fell a great starre from heauen, burning as it were a lampe, and it fell vpon the third part of the riuers, and vpon the fountaines of waters: And the name of the starre is called Wormewood, and the third part of the waters became wormewood, and many men dyed of the waters, because they were made bitter. And the fourth Angel sounded, and the thirde part of the Sunne was smitten, & the third part of the Moone, and the third part of the starres, so as the third part of them was darkened: and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise. And I beheld, and heard an Angel flying through the midst of heauen, saying with a loude voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth, by reason of the other voyces of the trumpet of the three Angels which are yet to sound.
And the fift Angel sounded, and I saw a starre fall from heauen vnto the earth: and to him was giuen the key of the bottomlesse pitte. And hee opened the bottomelesse pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great fornace, and the sunne and the ayre were darkened, by reason of the smoke of the pit. And there came out of the smoke locusts vpon the earth, and vnto them was giuen power, as the Scorpions of the earth haue power. And it was commaunded them that they should not hurt the grasse of the earth, neither any greene thing, neither any tree: but only those men which haue not the seale of God in their foreheads. And to them it was giuen that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented fiue moneths, and their torment was as the torment of a Scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those daies shal men seeke death, and shall not finde it, and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. And the shapes of the Locusts were like vnto horses prepared vnto battell, and on their heades were as it were crownes like golde, and their faces were as the faces of men. And they had haire as the haire of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of Lions. And they had brestplates, as it were brestplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was as the sound of charets of many horses running to battell. And they had tayles like vnto Scorpions, and there were stings in their tayles: and their power was to hurt men fiue moneths. And they had a king ouer them, which is the Angel of the bottomlesse pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greeke tongue hath his name Apollyon. One woe is past, and behold there come two woes more hereafter. And the sixt Angel sounded, and I heard a voyce from the foure hornes of ye golden altar, which is before God, Saying to the sixt Angel which had the trumpet, Loose the foure Angels which are bound in the great riuer Euphrates. And the foure Angels were loosed, which were prepared for an houre, and a day, and a moneth, and a yeere, for to slay the third part of men. And the number of the armie of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them. And thus I sawe the horses in the vision, and them that sate on them, hauing brest-plates of fire and of Iacinct, and brimstone, & the heades of the horses were as the heads of Lions, and out of their mouthes issued fire, and smoke, and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone which issued out of their mouthes. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tailes: for their tailes were like vnto serpents, and had heads, and with them they doe hurt. And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues, yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship deuils, and idoles of golde, and siluer, and brasse, and stone, and of wood, which neither can see, nor heare, nor walke: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
And I saw another mighty Angel come down from heauen, clothed with a cloud, and a rainebow was vpon his head, and his face was as it were the Sunne, and his feet as pillars of fire. And hee had in his hand a little booke open: and hee set his right foote vpon the sea, and his left foote on the earth, And cryed with a loude voice, as when a Lion roareth: and when hee had cried, seuen thunders vttered their voices. And when the seuen thunders had vttered their voices, I was about to write: and I heard a voice from heauen, saying vnto mee, Seale vp those things which the seuen thunders vttered, and write them not. And the Angel which I saw stand vpon the sea, and vpon the earth, lifted vp his hand to heauen, And sware by him that liueth for euer and euer, who created heauen, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should bee time no longer. But in the dayes of the voice of the seuenth Angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mysterie of God should be finished, as hee hath declared to his seruants the Prophets. And the voice which I heard from heauen spake vnto me againe, and said, Go, and take the litle booke which is open in the hand of the Angel which standeth vpon the sea, and vpon the earth. And I went vnto the Angel, and said vnto him, Giue me the little booke. And he sayd vnto me, Take it, and eat it vp, and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall bee in thy mouth sweete as hony. And I tooke the little booke out of the Angels hand, and ate it vp, and it was in my mouth sweet as honie: and as soone as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter. And he sayd vnto me, Thou must prophesie againe before many peoples, and nations, and tongues, and kings.
And there was giuen me a reede like vnto a rod, and the Angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the Temple of God, and the Altar, and them that worship therein. But the Court which is without the Temple leaue out, and measure it not: for it is giuen vnto the Gentiles, and the holy citie shall they tread vnder foote fourty and two moneths. And I will giue power vnto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesie a thousand two hundred and threescore dayes clothed in sackcloth. These are the two oliue trees, and the two candlestickes, standing before the God of the earth. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and deuoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, hee must in this maner be killed. These haue power to shut heauen, that it raine not in the dayes of their prophesie: and haue power ouer waters to turne them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will. And when they shall haue finished their testimonie, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomlesse pit, shall make warre against them, and shall ouercome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great citie, which spiritually is called Sodome and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people, and kinreds, and tongues, and nations, shal see their dead bodies three dayes and an halfe, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graues. And they that dwell vpon the earth shall reioyce ouer them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another, because these two Prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth. And after three dayes and an halfe the Spirit of life from God, entred into them: and they stood vpon their feete, and great feare fell vpon them which saw them. And they heard a great voyce from heauen, saying vnto them, Come vp hither. And they ascended vp to heauen in a cloud, and their enemies beheld them. And the same houre was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slaine of men seuen thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gaue glory to the God of heauen. The second woe is past, and behold, the third woe commeth quickly. And the seuenth Angel sounded, and there were great voyces in heauen, saying, The kingdomes of this world are become the kingdomes of our Lord, and of his Christ, and he shall reigne for euer and euer.

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That is called sound government Isaiah 9:6 and liberals, communists & retards generally PLEASE NOTE this is an open ended growth economy Isaiah 9:7.
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