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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-29-2013, 10:27 AM
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I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their nipples
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Are they post-it notes with their names and entry numbers on?
Pastor Zeke, I don't see any men in that photo. Were they at the other end of the room? Or is the claim that there were 250 men and 250 women just a cover-up (not an appropriate expression, in the circumstances!) for a rug-munching fest?
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-29-2013, 10:31 AM
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I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their ..etc
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They are probably testosterone patches
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I can't believe that women who do not need it would ever take testosterone as an aphrodisiac. There is an art festival coming up soon here and there are Japaneses available whom I could ask for you. Well, I already asked them but they took all my liqueur for cocktails and became very unreliable I can tell you but some of them are quite artistic in a heathen sort of way I dread to think what happens with a brush in their hand I avoid them at all times.
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-29-2013, 04:30 PM
My father made it his mission to kill all those people back in the 1940's by dropping bombs on them.
Clearly, his efforts were not successful and the worst of them survived.
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-29-2013, 07:40 PM
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I wonder why so many of those women seem to have little square pieces of paper attached to their nipples
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Irene,
I was able to find about 25 photos of these Japanipples where their nubile, perky baby feeders were covered by these black pieces of paper. It must be a local disease. I was going to post them here but then I thought, "The men won't want to see this stuff; it should be discussed in the women's area." But then, oddly enough, Mother said I shouldn't do it. I always listen to Mother. Can't you just hear the menfolk here complaining if I had done so?
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-30-2013, 08:48 AM
Naomi, You could always send them to me by PM, then the menfolk won't need to know about it.
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-30-2013, 09:07 AM
All right, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY!!
This is supposed to be a sanctuary for the men away from the shrill incessant yapping of the simple-minded womenfolk.
Now, I'm not singling anyone out, I am speaking to all you broads who have forgotten you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
You seem to have forgotten the backhand of your fathers and husbands, who seem to have been remiss in their duties lately. If they have gotten lazy, tell them I will be glad to spank all of you. It's time to make things right.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-30-2013, 09:32 AM
Yes please, Dr Snyde.
And I'll never look in this part of the forums again.
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
12-30-2013, 05:54 PM
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Well the slants have found a new way of enraging Jesus, and I'm sorry to say I was witness to it. Some jap invited me to be a judge at what I thought was going to be a Bible Recitation contest. Once inside, the doors are bolted and THIS is what happened next.
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I doubt that the japs have broken any world records here. The population at the time of God's wrath at Sodom and Gomorrah is estimated to be between 600 and 1200.
Other punishments in the Bible (KJV1611) for sexual orgies gives us some indication of what awaits the japs (as if the recent tsunami and accompanying nuclear radiation were not enough).
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And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods: and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods. And Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel. And the Lord said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord against the sun, that the fierce anger of the Lord may be turned away from Israel. And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baal-peor.
- Numbers 25:1-5
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As if the orgy was not enough to anger Jesus, the finale was topped off by a massive spilling of seed.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
01-11-2014, 06:36 PM
The Japs have now invented a machine that steals a man's precious seed! And they're all over the ornamental countries! Imagine my surprise when I stepped onto this contraption to get weighed and instead got sexually assaulted! I'm standing there reading the directions on the screen, and while my attention was diverted, the thing managed to unzip me, expose my tallywhacker, and milked it dry!
I tried it a few dozen times at various places around the orient, and the result was the same each time. Now I suppose the chinks will start producing clones in my image.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
05-27-2014, 02:06 AM
THIS is what happens in the godforsaken island I do my ministry in. These depraved slants don't even have the godly guts to use a Smith and Wesson to do God's work!
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Japanese girl band AKB48 attacked with a saw at fan event
Two members of the hugely successful band, Rina Kawaei and Anna Iriyama, taken to hospital with hand and head injuries
Two members of the Japanese girl group AKB48 were taken to hospital after being attacked by a man wielding a saw at one of the band's meet-the-fans events, police said on Monday.
Rina Kawaei, 19, and Anna Iriyama, 18, both broke bones in their right hands and received cuts on their arms and heads caused by the 50cm (20in) saw at the event in Iwate in northern Japan.
Reports said the attack came after a mini concert early on Sunday afternoon as fans were lining up to shake hands with performers inside booths.
Kawaei and Iriyama were inside the same booth when a man in the queue suddenly produced a saw, the Yomiuri daily said.
Fans told Japanese media they heard a shriek, apparently from one of the young women, saying "stop it!".
Some of the 100 or so staff and security guards at the event pounced on the attacker and held him until police arrived, reports said.
One fan said Kawaei was covered in blood when she was taken away by medics to a waiting ambulance.
A 24-year-old man, identified as unemployed Satoru Umeta, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, police said.
"We have started questioning the suspect this morning to know details, including his motive," a detective with Iwate prefectural police told AFP.
AKB48 is part talent show, part pop act, a venture in which a pool of more than 100 girls and young women compete for a spot in the limelight when each new hit is released.
The group – one of the most successful acts of all time in monetary terms – is built on being accessible to its legion of fans, appearing at regular events all over the country to shake hands and pose for pictures, as well as on social networking sites.
Members must strive constantly for popularity if they wish to retain their spot, and girls who contravene strict rules – such as having boyfriends – are dropped back into the general talent pool.
Where line-up changes often sound the death-knell for musical acts, the frequent rotation of AKB's members is key to keeping them at the top of Japan's pop scene.
Fans are currently voting for the girl they want to lead the collective for the next year, using ballot slips only available with the purchase of their newest single. The results will be announced in a nationally televised extravaganza on 7 June.
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Why aren't they voting for Jesus, instead of these rice-chomping, buck-toothed whores? This is why I need you all to double your Love Offerings, so I can travel with a complete security detail!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-25-2015, 06:47 PM
THIS is just a small sampling of some of the depraved heathenistic behavior that I have to deal with doing my Ministry to the godless slants. Even their communistic government is up in arms about this new fad of hiring whores to take off their clothes and bounce their titties around at funerals.
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Chinese Government Cracks Down On Funeral Strippers
The Chinese government doesn't want any more strippers performing graveside.
In a statement released Thursday, the Chinese Ministry of Culture said it will work with police to enforce a ban on hiring women to dance and strip during funeral processions, according to The Wall Street Journal's "China Real Time" blog.
The statement condemned several "obscene" incidents, including one earlier this year in Handan, in Heibei province, in which six women were hired to perform an erotic dance at a funeral attended by small children.
Obscenity laws in China already prohibit public nudity. But according to a National Geographic video, the decades-old tradition of hiring funeral dancers to draw onlookers persists, linked to a cultural belief that "respect for the dead is measured in crowd size." In parts of China, a large crowd at a funeral is seen as an omen of success in the afterlife.
In one video, one man described the instructions a relative left for his own funeral before he died.
"He told his friends he wanted a hole to be dug in his coffin, and have the girls dance in front of him," the man said. "That way, he could watch the dance through the hole."
Indeed, the video shows a hole at the foot of the casket.
The custom of hiring strippers for funerals became prevalent in Taiwan in the 1980s, but is also practiced in mainland China.
Marc L. Moskowitz, an anthropologist at the University of South Carolina, detailed the funeral rite in his documentary film "Dancing for the Dead: Funeral Strippers in Taiwan."
"It's not at all common for urbanites, but in rural settings, most people have seen these performances. Actual full stripping has gone underground because there were laws enacted against full nudity in the mid-80s, so that isn't as popular as it once was," Moskowitz said.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
04-25-2015, 07:06 PM
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THIS is just a small sampling of some of the depraved heathenistic behavior that I have to deal with doing my Ministry to the godless slants. Even their communistic government is up in arms about this new fad of hiring whores to take off their clothes and bounce their titties around at funerals.
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I assure you those Chinks will strip for men that are still alive, too. So will the Nips - they will show their nips to anyone that has $20, or at least they would during my time in the service. Both the chinks and nips would beg us burly, American men to give them pleasure because they would say their own kind had tiny little ding dongs and they wanted something more substantial. Being a servant of my King of Kings, I avoided the temptations of the flesh, and would return to my bunk to pray and fast for souls. My buddies, however, would share lewd stories of the acts these vile women would perform. I suspect they did their share of dancing for the nips we left dead on the battlefields. GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY. Hallelujah! I just hope our victories didn't lead them into sinful behavior that could lead back to us when God declares His righteous decisions on the Great and Fateful Day.
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
08-08-2015, 09:29 PM
The other day I was relaxing in my hotel room over in slantland, when I made the mistake of switching on the TV. It turns out that every single channel runs programs designed to insire perverted, ungodly behavior.
Here is a sampling of what I'm up against. This is what passes as a children's educational show.
These are from a TV program featuring pop songs for young adults. As you can see, decent Christian clothing is not popular in Japan.
And don't even get me started on their game shows. This one is called (pardon my French) "Kiss My Ass!"
On this game show, Chinese whores fondle a man's tallywhacker while he sings a song about worshiping false gods.
Honestly, there are so many ungodly game shows in Japan it boggles the mind.
And then there are the depraved TV commercials selling God knows what.
Despite being tiny little people, tv shows that feature eating contests are surprisingly popular. These little yellow monkeys can really pack it away. I haven't been able to figure out how they do it, but I'm sure that satan is involved.
For sports, they have retard wrestling on TV. I admit that I've taken a liking to THIS show.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
11-17-2015, 03:13 AM
I want to give you all an update on my recent ministry successes here in the land of slants.
I'm pleased to report that I have brought a jap to Jesus. THIS lady's ex husband was ripe for the picking. I prayed for him and laid hands on him and I expect everything to become....intact once gain soon, Praise Jesus.
Meanwhile in the world of sin and debauchery, this is the number one punk song for all of the ornamentals these days. I have to listen to it constantly.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Ministry to The Japs -
11-17-2015, 03:29 AM
There are Chinese people in my home country which is Jamaica but they don't do any of the things those Chinese people in the videos do. In Jamaica the Chinese always smoke cigarettes and they are very greedy for money. Those Chinese people have probably been corrupted here in Babylon. I have seen white people do some of those things and the Chinese people probably learned those things here.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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