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Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:26 PM
Hey guys!!!!
I am new to this forum. I was referred here by someone in my dorm here at Brigham Young University. I just got back from a 2 year mission to the Iran where I helped have untold thousands of souls save through the grace of Jesus Christ. My friend told me about this site and thought maybe I could save a fes souls here, too, when I am not in class or at work.
I am sure we will get along just fine. :-)
I say these things in Jesus's name. Amen.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:35 PM
Maybe you could tell us a little about your mission. I'm sure all the other members are eager to hear your story.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
Hey guys!!!!
I am new to this forum. I was referred here by someone in my dorm here at Brigham Young University. I just got back from a 2 year mission to the Iran where I helped have untold thousands of souls save through the grace of Jesus Christ. My friend told me about this site and thought maybe I could save a fes souls here, too, when I am not in class or at work.
I am sure we will get along just fine. :-)
I say these things in Jesus's name. Amen.
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Friend, you have to pick one: Jesus Christ or Brigham Young. What's it going to be?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:38 PM
To "the" Iran, huh? Well, while you were gone, BYU sent an expedition of 'missionaries' to California. Upon arrival, all of them admitted to being Gay and began marrying each other. That's why the Marment church had to spend all it's ready cash getting Prop 8, the anti-fag initiative, passed ASAP.
We gave up on California some time ago. As long as we own most of it, let the qweers do whatever they want. When AIDS cleans up the state, we'll go back in. We are a bit confined in this 35,000 acre corner of the world and need liebens.....er...living space.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:39 PM
Sure I can. I was living in the Iran for 2 years passing out copies of the Book of Mormon to all who were interested. Myself and my partner gave free Bible study and Book of Mormon study to all those who asked. We got many people baptised by our holy priesthood. There were so many lost souls there in Iran following the false prophet Mohammed. But we worked studiously and we got people saved. We had to be careful about spreading the word about Jesus Christ and his restored gospel through Joseph Smith, because they do stone people for that. Luckily we survived and now I am back doing studies in Brigham Young University.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:41 PM
How many stones did you have to dodge?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
Sure I can. I was living in the Iran for 2 years passing out copies of the Book of Mormon to all who were interested. Myself and my partner gave free Bible study and Book of Mormon study to all those who asked. We got many people baptised by our holy priesthood. There were so many lost souls there in Iran following the false prophet Mohammed. But we worked studiously and we got people saved.
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So you converted those poor towelheads from worshipping the false prophet Mohammed to worshipping the false prophet Joseph Smith? You should be ashamed of yourself.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Friend, you have to pick one: Jesus Christ or Brigham Young. What's it going to be?
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I don't worship Brigham Young, I worship Jesus Christ. Brigham Young was just a prophet on earth delivering God's word to the people through his revelations.
We do not allow false Christian websites to be publicized. --ADMIN
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I don't worship Brigham Young, I worship Jesus Christ. Brigham Young was just a prophet on earth delivering God's word to the people through his revelations.
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No, he was just a mentalist delivering Joseph Smith's word to people as a way of scoring extra wives. What he wanted with so many wives is anyone's guess.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
To "the" Iran, huh? Well, while you were gone, BYU sent an expedition of 'missionaries' to California. Upon arrival, all of them admitted to being Gay and began marrying each other. That's why the Marment church had to spend all it's ready cash getting Prop 8, the anti-fag initiative, passed ASAP.
We gave up on California some time ago. As long as we own most of it, let the qweers do whatever they want. When AIDS cleans up the state, we'll go back in. We are a bit confined in this 35,000 acre corner of the world and need liebens.....er...living space.
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Actually, our church was instrumental in getting Prop 8 passed so that we could protect marriage from being destroyed.
Nobar King,
We did not have to dodge any stones. Our words were well accepted by the people because they knew in their hearts that our church is the one true Church of Jesus Christ and that the book of Mormon is true.
Brother T,
We do not worship Joseph Smith. He was simply God's mouthpiece on earth for a period of time. We worship the son of God, Jesus Christ.
We do not allow false Christian websites to be publicized. --ADMIN
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
No, he was just a mentalist delivering Joseph Smith's word to people as a way of scoring extra wives. What he wanted with so many wives is anyone's guess.
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You can believe whatever you want, but if you pray to God he will give you a personal testimony that Jesus Christ is his son, that his gospel was restored by Joseph Smith, and that the LDS Church is his only True Church on earth.
We do not allow false Christian websites to be publicized. --ADMIN
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
You can believe whatever you want, but if you pray to God he will give you a personal testimony that Jesus Christ is his son, that his gospel was restored by Joseph Smith, and that the LDS Church is his only True Church on earth.
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Well, I have rarely read anything more blasphemous that that!
I hate to use one Blasphemer to disprove another, but it's the easiest way, since I don't have to go to the trouble.
http://www.spiritwatch.org/mosechist.htm
(We at Landover pride ourselves upon being 100% accurate, both biblically and historically. In order to be fair, I note that while Samuel Colt had a revolver patent as early as 1836, it was 1850 before an order of a thousand pistols by the Texas Rangers allowed him to start a factory. While a few Colt revolvers were produced prior to 1847, it is problematic as to whether John Smith-the-pedophile-in-chief could have acquired one and had it secreted in his jail cell. He more probably had two or three cap-and ball muzzle-loading pistols, manufactured by SATAN, slipped to him by one of several dozen brainwashed women when it became obvious that GOD's justice was going to prevail on that day.)
-edited for correctness before JESUS!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 07:01 PM
I have to go back to class guys, but I will leave you with a little light reading.
http://scriptures.lds.org/en/alma/22/19-24#19
It is a story about a King who was so moved by the Holy Spirit that he fainted and then went on to convert the land to the LDS Church.
We do not allow false Christian websites to be publicized. --ADMIN
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
. Myself and my partner gave free Bible study and Book of Mormon study to all those who asked.
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You mean life partner right?
Also it would be my life partner and I.
Maybe they should start teaching a little grammar in your occultist Mormon madrasas.
Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I have to go back to class guys, but I will leave you with a little light reading.
http://scriptures.lds.org/en/alma/22/19-24#19
It is a story about a King who was so moved by the Holy Spirit that he fainted and then went on to convert the land to the LDS Church.
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ALMA!?!?
Could you not divine from your seer stones that I have no interest in the teachings of false prophets wizard!
Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 07:29 PM
You weirdo sects really mess it up for us normal Christians.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I have to go back to class guys, .
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You do that pal. Find the true word of God and come back. Leave that mormon nonsense in the crapper were it belongs.
1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.
God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three! God bless our troops and damn our enemies.
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-12-2008, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
Actually, our church was instrumental in getting Prop 8 passed so that we could protect marriage from being destroyed.
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Were you afraid that, were homosexual "marriage" legal, you'd run away from your wife and marry the man next door? Or is this the first step toward restoring polygamy?
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We do not worship Joseph Smith. He was simply God's mouthpiece on earth for a period of time. We worship the son of God, Jesus Christ.
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Who, according to you, appeared to savages in the United States and wrote things on gold tablets, which nobody but Joseph Smith ever saw or touched. And the savages have no recollection of meeting Jesus. Yes?
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Unsaved Trash, mormon Cultist
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-13-2008, 04:49 AM
Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.
We do not allow false Christian websites to be publicized. --ADMIN
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hi guys!!!! -
11-13-2008, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.
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Why do you worship satan?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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