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Default Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:26 PM

Hey guys!!!!

I am new to this forum. I was referred here by someone in my dorm here at Brigham Young University. I just got back from a 2 year mission to the Iran where I helped have untold thousands of souls save through the grace of Jesus Christ. My friend told me about this site and thought maybe I could save a fes souls here, too, when I am not in class or at work.

I am sure we will get along just fine. :-)

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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:35 PM

Maybe you could tell us a little about your mission. I'm sure all the other members are eager to hear your story.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:37 PM

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Hey guys!!!!

I am new to this forum. I was referred here by someone in my dorm here at Brigham Young University. I just got back from a 2 year mission to the Iran where I helped have untold thousands of souls save through the grace of Jesus Christ. My friend told me about this site and thought maybe I could save a fes souls here, too, when I am not in class or at work.

I am sure we will get along just fine. :-)

I say these things in Jesus's name. Amen.
Friend, you have to pick one: Jesus Christ or Brigham Young. What's it going to be?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:38 PM

To "the" Iran, huh? Well, while you were gone, BYU sent an expedition of 'missionaries' to California. Upon arrival, all of them admitted to being Gay and began marrying each other. That's why the Marment church had to spend all it's ready cash getting Prop 8, the anti-fag initiative, passed ASAP.

We gave up on California some time ago. As long as we own most of it, let the qweers do whatever they want. When AIDS cleans up the state, we'll go back in. We are a bit confined in this 35,000 acre corner of the world and need liebens.....er...living space.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:39 PM

Sure I can. I was living in the Iran for 2 years passing out copies of the Book of Mormon to all who were interested. Myself and my partner gave free Bible study and Book of Mormon study to all those who asked. We got many people baptised by our holy priesthood. There were so many lost souls there in Iran following the false prophet Mohammed. But we worked studiously and we got people saved. We had to be careful about spreading the word about Jesus Christ and his restored gospel through Joseph Smith, because they do stone people for that. Luckily we survived and now I am back doing studies in Brigham Young University.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:41 PM

How many stones did you have to dodge?


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:42 PM

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Sure I can. I was living in the Iran for 2 years passing out copies of the Book of Mormon to all who were interested. Myself and my partner gave free Bible study and Book of Mormon study to all those who asked. We got many people baptised by our holy priesthood. There were so many lost souls there in Iran following the false prophet Mohammed. But we worked studiously and we got people saved.
So you converted those poor towelheads from worshipping the false prophet Mohammed to worshipping the false prophet Joseph Smith? You should be ashamed of yourself.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:43 PM

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Friend, you have to pick one: Jesus Christ or Brigham Young. What's it going to be?
I don't worship Brigham Young, I worship Jesus Christ. Brigham Young was just a prophet on earth delivering God's word to the people through his revelations.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:44 PM

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I don't worship Brigham Young, I worship Jesus Christ. Brigham Young was just a prophet on earth delivering God's word to the people through his revelations.
No, he was just a mentalist delivering Joseph Smith's word to people as a way of scoring extra wives. What he wanted with so many wives is anyone's guess.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:46 PM

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To "the" Iran, huh? Well, while you were gone, BYU sent an expedition of 'missionaries' to California. Upon arrival, all of them admitted to being Gay and began marrying each other. That's why the Marment church had to spend all it's ready cash getting Prop 8, the anti-fag initiative, passed ASAP.

We gave up on California some time ago. As long as we own most of it, let the qweers do whatever they want. When AIDS cleans up the state, we'll go back in. We are a bit confined in this 35,000 acre corner of the world and need liebens.....er...living space.
Actually, our church was instrumental in getting Prop 8 passed so that we could protect marriage from being destroyed.

Nobar King,

We did not have to dodge any stones. Our words were well accepted by the people because they knew in their hearts that our church is the one true Church of Jesus Christ and that the book of Mormon is true.

Brother T,

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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 06:49 PM

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No, he was just a mentalist delivering Joseph Smith's word to people as a way of scoring extra wives. What he wanted with so many wives is anyone's guess.
You can believe whatever you want, but if you pray to God he will give you a personal testimony that Jesus Christ is his son, that his gospel was restored by Joseph Smith, and that the LDS Church is his only True Church on earth.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 07:00 PM

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You can believe whatever you want, but if you pray to God he will give you a personal testimony that Jesus Christ is his son, that his gospel was restored by Joseph Smith, and that the LDS Church is his only True Church on earth.
Well, I have rarely read anything more blasphemous that that!

I hate to use one Blasphemer to disprove another, but it's the easiest way, since I don't have to go to the trouble.

http://www.spiritwatch.org/mosechist.htm

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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 07:01 PM

I have to go back to class guys, but I will leave you with a little light reading.

http://scriptures.lds.org/en/alma/22/19-24#19


It is a story about a King who was so moved by the Holy Spirit that he fainted and then went on to convert the land to the LDS Church.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 07:21 PM

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. Myself and my partner gave free Bible study and Book of Mormon study to all those who asked.

You mean life partner right?

Also it would be my life partner and I.

Maybe they should start teaching a little grammar in your occultist Mormon madrasas.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 07:25 PM

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I have to go back to class guys, but I will leave you with a little light reading.

http://scriptures.lds.org/en/alma/22/19-24#19


It is a story about a King who was so moved by the Holy Spirit that he fainted and then went on to convert the land to the LDS Church.

ALMA!?!?

Could you not divine from your seer stones that I have no interest in the teachings of false prophets wizard!


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 07:29 PM

You weirdo sects really mess it up for us normal Christians.


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-12-2008, 07:35 PM

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I have to go back to class guys, .

You do that pal. Find the true word of God and come back. Leave that mormon nonsense in the crapper were it belongs.


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Were you afraid that, were homosexual "marriage" legal, you'd run away from your wife and marry the man next door? Or is this the first step toward restoring polygamy?
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Who, according to you, appeared to savages in the United States and wrote things on gold tablets, which nobody but Joseph Smith ever saw or touched. And the savages have no recollection of meeting Jesus. Yes?


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Default Re: Hi guys!!!! - 11-13-2008, 04:49 AM

Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.


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Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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