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Default Restaurant bars blind pervert and his homosexual dog. Glory! - 04-25-2010, 01:37 PM

It is common knowledge that blindness, due to sensory deprivation, causes an unnatural increase in general randiness. What is less well known is that guide dogs, when neutered, give off very strong homosexual signals. Surely to turn an animal queer is a form of animal abuse? Why aren't PETA jumping up and down about this issue, throwing fake dog testicles at blind people, protesting on behalf of forcibly homosexualized guide dogs?! For shame!

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Restaurant Bars Blind Man for 'Gay Dog'

A restaurant in a northwest suburb of Adelaide, Australia that refused a blind man entry because it thought his guide dog was "gay" was ordered by the Equal Opportunity Tribunal to pay him $1,500, The (Adelaide) Sunday Mail.

Ian Jolly, 57, was barred from dining at the Thai Spice restaurant in May 2009 after a staff member mistook his guide dog Nudge for a "gay dog," a tribunal heard this week.

A statement given by restaurant owners Hong Hoa Thi To and Anh Hoang Le said one of the restaurant's waiters said that Jolly's partner Ms. Chris Lawrence stated "she wanted to bring a gay dog into the restaurant."

Jolly and Lawrence were refused entry to the restaurant -- which displays a "guide dogs welcome" sign -- even after providing staff with a guide dogs fact card.

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"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," a statement from the hearing said. [...]


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Default Re: Restaurant bars blind pervert and his homosexual dog. Glory! - 04-25-2010, 02:03 PM

I say let the blind bastard in, they could cook the dog. The blind guy would not see it happening. Just attach a brick to the leash, tell him the dog is sleeping.
Also, give the guy a private booth.... in the mens room. He will never know and it will prevent the other diners from having to be in the same space as a deformed person, ruining their meal.


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Default Re: Restaurant bars blind pervert and his homosexual dog. Glory! - 04-25-2010, 02:57 PM

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It is common knowledge that blindness, due to sensory deprivation, causes an unnatural increase in general randiness.
This is indeed Correct, Mrs Rogers. Evidence blind neegroe "blues" "singer" Raymond Charles, who had 13 Children by eight different "Mothers" all of which, to the best of my knowledge, were neegroidals as well.

Those "people" Certainly do Breed like bunnies

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Default Re: Restaurant bars blind pervert and his homosexual dog. Glory! - 04-25-2010, 07:26 PM

We should stone gay dogs to death, correct?

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Default Re: Restaurant bars blind pervert and his homosexual dog. Glory! - 04-25-2010, 08:52 PM

Ian 'Jolly' has a gay dog - Jolly - gay... geddit? But jokes aside - If Mr Jolly wanted to engage in sodomy with his dog in a public restaurant - which then refused him entry - shouldnt the restaurant be congratulated for upholding laws of common decency - not to mention hygiene? Thats just the secular part taken care of - what about Gods law? Should intent to commit bestial sodomaniacal fornication be a crime punishable by life imprisonment ? or death?
Those perverted blind bastards probably molest the dogs behind closed doors as it is. We most certainly dont need it happening in restaurants.
What about Thai restaurants? Arent they all just fronts for homosexual brothels anyway? I know the one near my estate is...


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