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Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-10-2009, 02:07 PM
Lordy! Dora Denkins has dropped off so many Easter Bunnies onto my porch during the past month, I Fear I can no longer Feed them all. So for a small Love Offering, I have decided to offer for adoption a few of these little Darlins:
Look at his precious little sweater! "NO Athians Allowed!"
I'm Praying to JESUS you'll give me a slice of pineapple off your Easter Ham!
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And last not but least....What a Funny Bunny!!!
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-10-2009, 04:18 PM
Where's Mrs. Roberts? I'm sure she could make a rodent pie good home for them.
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-10-2009, 08:40 PM
So human! which is approximately what Mary Magdalene said, when she met Jesus on the road after He rose from the dead.
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-11-2009, 12:00 AM
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Lordy! Dora Denkins has dropped off so many Easter Bunnies onto my porch during the past month, I Fear I can no longer Feed them all. So for a small Love Offering, I have decided to offer for adoption a few of these little Darlins:
We'll take Care of all your gardening needs!
An Easter Basket full of Pure Joy®
And last not but least....What a Funny Bunny!!!
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This pair looks like it might be homo. That might explain the way their little hands sort of dangle from the wrists. I think I'll hold out for a Pug Puppy!
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-11-2009, 12:03 AM
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Lordy! Dora Denkins has dropped off so many Easter Bunnies onto my porch during the past month, I Fear I can no longer Feed them all. So for a small Love Offering, I have decided to offer for adoption a few of these little Darlins:
We'll take Care of all your gardening needs!
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Aww! They're just like little Mexijicians. Except that I bet with enough care and attention, it'd probably be possible to house-train them, so they're not really that much like Meskins after all.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-11-2009, 12:28 PM
Oh.my.God. Oh, JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
I must shamefacedly apologize to you good Members for letting this limp-wristed duo somehow sneak past my gimlet Christian eye.
ECCE HOMER!
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-11-2009, 10:23 PM
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Oh.my.God. Oh, JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
I must shamefacedly apologize to you good Members for letting this limp-wristed duo somehow sneak past my gimlet Christian eye.
ECCE HOMER!
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Brokeback Rodents!!!
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04-11-2009, 10:40 PM
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You're Right, Nurse, the one on the left does have a decidedly "ratty" look about him.
Has Satan/Dora Denkins deceived me here?
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-12-2009, 01:43 AM
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Has Satan/Dora Denkins deceived me here?
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Hmmm. I don't know Sister SUV. We are but women and need a Pastors clarification on this one.
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
04-12-2009, 01:46 PM
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Hmmm. I don't know Sister SUV. We are but women and need a Pastors clarification on this one.
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You are Correct, Nurse. I now see that not one single Pastor has yet commented on this thread.
(Are they all going to "bitch" me, then, in Church today? On EASTER SUNDAY? And here I was preparing to put a few of these deelightful little Bunnies into the Collection Basket, too)
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
03-22-2010, 07:05 PM
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You're Right, Nurse, the one on the left does have a decidedly "ratty" look about him.
Has Satan/Dora Denkins deceived me here?
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Especially when all what a watermark of a popular rat website, they clearly could not be rats.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
03-31-2010, 04:54 AM
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Especially when all what a watermark of a popular rat website, they clearly could not be rats.
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First, I didn't know there was such a thing as a "popular rat website."
Secondly, I suppose "Fox News" is all about foxes, then?
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Except the Bible.
James 3:8 (King James) - "But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison."
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Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home -
03-31-2010, 01:24 PM
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First, I didn't know there was such a thing as a "popular rat website."
Secondly, I suppose "Fox News" is all about foxes, then?
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Except the Bible.
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God Love You, Brother or Sister Saved!
A "popular rat website" must be one which tells us how to best prevent the dreaded, upcoming RA10 ("Rat Attack 2010")
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