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Exclamation Jesus - the light of men. NOT to be anally abused! - 11-01-2014, 02:28 PM

Psalms 119:130
The entrance of thy words giveth light; it giveth understanding unto the simple.

God. Trinity.Manifestations. Father. Son. Holy Ghost. Jesus our LORD. Wholly man, wholly God. And more. Psalm 119 hinted of the most magnificent manifestation of Jesus to the Joos. Unable to totally comprehend His magnificence, they remained in obscurity despite the Glorious Promise God sent them through His prophet:

Isaiah 9:2
The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light: they that dwell in the land of the shadow of death, upon them hath the light shined.

God Himself had to explain His people what that was all about. It was all about him, a manifestation of God so overwhelming and unexpected yet so common and taken for granted.

Light. Jesus is light. He told us so. It was foretold in Psalm 119. THY WORDS GIVETH LIGHT. WORD. LIGHT.
JESUS.



John 1:4-5
In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

John 8:12
Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

John 12:46
I am come a light into the world, that whosoever believeth on me should not abide in darkness.


Many have assumed that this is only metaphorical light but modern Creation Science has shown that it is also actual light, real electromagnetic radiation of the wavelengths 390-700 nm. In addition, sickular scholars have demonstrated that there is more light under the Firmament that would be possible according to their ridiculous theories of distant galaxies and stars. All the stars on the Firmament give less light than there actually is. This means that the light that we see is Jesus. Even sickular physics should have been able to deduce this. We know that light is composed of a duality: waves and particles called photons. This is exactly the same what we know about Jesus. Duality. Man and God.


Every ray of glorious light is part of this wonderful manifestation of JESUS. He is everywhere where there is light. Sunlight, candelight, the bare electric bulb of a prison where pious suffering Christian heterosexual men are being persecuted and sodomized (we'll discuss this later). Jesus is everywhere with His glorious light.


If light touches something. Jesus is there. This is glorious but it is also horrible and alarming. If something is realized in an illuminated space, Jesus not only SEES it, JESUS IS ACTUALLY PARTICIPATING. Now, this is all right for prayer, punishment, kneeling to revere a pastor, hunting, etc. But there are also disgusting things that should not be conducted in plain sight. I dare not list all these abominations. I discuss only a few and offer some possible solutions to this problem.

1. Sunbathing. This entails exposing one's skin so that the rays of light caress it and cause a feeling of hotness and the phenomenon of tanning. And as light caresses the skin, it is actually Jesus who is touching you. The worst case scenario is an Europistanian nude nudist resort where Jesus is forced to touch the orifices, breasts and dangling parts.
Solution: Never go on a beach holiday and write your congressman to BAN these resorts.

2. Regular bathing. The body is supposed to be covered. God understood as much when he manufactured the first garments to the fallen mankind (Genesis 3:21). Children should be taught at an early age that all nudity is vile and disgusting. The human body is a sordid sight for Sweet Jesus.
Solution: Learn from our pious forefathers and mothers. Previous generations had the decency to use proper garments when swimming. Similar solutions can be easily designed for regular showers (Isaiah 34:5).



Don't force Jesus to caress your naked limbs.

3. Marital duties. I have NEVER EVER exposed myself wholly to my wife and I have thus kept Jesus from being compelled to touch and caress my body with His rays of Godly light. It is MORE THAN ADEQUATE to open the fly by <2 inches, carefully extract the tallywhacker and immediately insert it into the expecting cooter. And this can be realized in a darkened room and both parties fully clothed.
Solution: My solution above should be adequate for anybody and it has the benefit that you can avoid looking at your wife during these unpleasant but necessary procedures.

4. Colonoscopy and vaginal examination by medical doctors*. These procedures involve the illumination of the insides of a cooter or a rectum with a fiberscope, a machine that transmits light via a flexible tube into the innermost sanctums of women and men. Essentially, Jesus is transmitted to a large intestine or a woman's center for harlotry. Jesus becomes an adulterer or a sodomist. This is perhaps the worst thing that has ever happened to Him.


A fiberscope. A machine designed to force Jesus into our rectums. AND it looks like the SERPENT (Genesis 2-3).

Now. This is tough one! While True Christians™ hardly ever need conventional medicine, it is sometimes necessary to prolong our journey on Earth because of pressing missionary duties. Sometimes medical help can thus be accepted. To get over this dilemma, we must go back to the BIBLE. Remember, we had this verse:

John 1:4
In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

The LIGHT OF MEN. VISIBLE LIGHT. 390-700 nm. NOT infrared, NOT ultraviolent light. NOT all kinds of electromagnetic radiation. NOT gamma rays or X rays or microwaves or radio waves. Those are also God's Creations but they are NOT the LIGHT OF MEN as we cannot see them. We are NOT honeybees or hummingbirds, lesser creatures that can see these types of light. They are NOT the light of MEN. We are also not MUTANT WOMEN who can see more colors than God intended. We are MEN and Jesus is THE LIGHT OF MEN.
Solution: Use infrared for medical devices and colonoscopies. Gynecologists and proctologists can use infrared goggles. They can still do their jobs but they no longer have to abuse JESUS. Forcing Jesus into a man's rectum is ANAL RAPE and IT MAKES JESUS DO THIS ABOMINABLE ACT.


It must stop. We must once again revere the visible light that is one manifestation of Jesus. Soon I will die and I hope the last sight for my eyes will be to gaze into the blazing Sun and receive the violent cascade of photons that is Jesus and let them burn my retinas and melt them into oblivion so that at the moment of the final breath these wonderful Godly photons will transform into the dazzling sight of Jesus our Lord and Savior as the wonderful Heavenly glorious LIGHT that is HIM and the transition will be from a mind-boggling PAIN of burning eyes into the vision of GOD on HIS THRONE and the Eternal Bliss.

Ecclesiastes 11:7
Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun:



Revelation 21:23
And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.

Yours in Christ,


Elmer


* I have also demonstrated previously how Jesus is abused to treat sexurally/homeristically transmitted diseases. THIS MUST STOP!


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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