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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
06-08-2011, 05:18 PM
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There are some nice portable generators available
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That's an excellent idea! I think one of those could be rigged into a some sort of motion detector or something so it would start radiating as soon as mailman approaches my mailbox. Healthy dose of nuckilar x radiation should fry AIDS germs out of hands of mailman at the same time. Two birds with one stone.
I'm sure post office will be very grateful that I keep the AIDS infestation of their homo mailmen in check.
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06-09-2011, 11:10 PM
As a former Mailman I took the time to vacuum seal all the letters, open them with those gloves and rewrote all the christian ones. Any money I found I donated to my local church after Microwaving and then dunking them in boiling water. My Boss did not approve of how I helped my brother en and I was fired.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 05:20 PM
Dear Followers of the Landover Baptist Church!
I found your website due to your Apostle of Laplanders and his amazing piece of Moomins.
I am here to not to mock you or your website nor will I troll in here.
So hopefully we can have a peaceful debate, since I would like to learn more about christianity. I myself was baptised as a child - however as an adult - I have chosen to submit to God Almighty - The One and Supreme. He is far above having any partners nor did he beget nor was he begotten. I follow the religion of Abraham - Strict monotheism since he was never an idolworshiper.
The only sin never forgiven by God is idol worship if maintained until death. Quran - The final testament.
You speak about gay germs? I also believe that homosexuality is a gross abomination in the sight of God. However I do not agree that it's the germs in such that will make you burn in hell as you claim. Nor will you get aids by any mail, since it's a blood disease not a soul disease. However homosexuality in other hand is a soul disease. They are not connected to each other.
There are many people who are not homosexuals that also have this blood disease.
Aids can only be spread by sexual contact or by blood transfusion. Many times a person who is indulged in sexual activity (none-gay) doesn't even receive this disease even if the partner is contained by it.
However I would not recommend it.
Also there are other problems to your issue raised - you speak about only mail? What about all the products in the supermarket, cash-money, cars, a person touches his face up to 5000times a day.
and on average you shake hands with about 37people everyday - and 80% of the males doesn't clean their hands after a visit to the toilet/bathroom - and statistically - One of these 37 people has even masturbated and not washed his hands afterwards.
So with logic you have - I think you need to cover yourselves with plastic all around not to receive these so called gay-germs?
That's nasty.....
Now regarding your idol worship of Jesus. You speak about the bible? Have you ever researched the history about it? The Nicene conferance in 325 a.d?
That was when all the churches decleared the faith and the holy trinity was established? My question is - what was before this? and what was the fighting about? Since there was many churches which was fighting with each other and many churches who didn't approve of the holy trinity at that time.
The political climate of that time - almost destroyed the Roman Empire - hence the catholic church had to unite all churches to accept this message.
You speak about true word of the bible - Now I have very hard to believe in the bible since, the oldest testamonies are from Paul and the New Testament is mainly written by him - a man who's job was to kill - TRUE CHRISTIANS!
However on one day - he "saw" Jesus and become the best and foremost follower of him and it is on his testamony you have created your church!
and one other thing - he never saw Jesus nor did he meet him on a personal basis - like you and me can meet each other. He saw him in a dream?
For me this is exactly what Jesus warned us about - "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. Mathew 7:15
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 05:25 PM
Oh a muslim has come to spread his apostasy!
Tell us, kind sir, how many women's faces have you burned off with acid?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 05:28 PM
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Hello my new Swiss friend!
What is the most awesome thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today? Let us know your testimony!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 05:32 PM
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and on average you shake hands with about 37people everyday - and 80% of the males doesn't clean their hands after a visit to the toilet/bathroom - and statistically - One of these 37 people has even masturbated and not washed his hands afterwards.
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I wash my hands as often as possible with the hottest water that comes out of the faucet. Sure, it stings a little, but that's how I know that the gay is getting washed off or killed or whatever. It has worked so far, I'm not gay, yet.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 06:49 PM
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Now regarding your idol worship of Jesus. You speak about the bible? Have you ever researched the history about it? The Nicene conferance in 325 a.d?
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Have you ever researched the history of the Catholic Church writing the Queeran and giving it to MooHamHead?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 08:46 PM
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Oh a muslim has come to spread his apostasy!
Tell us, kind sir, how many women's faces have you burned off with acid?
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Well, to be honest none - and that is not a practice of my religion, but a practice of middle eastern culture. I could reply back with how many women and children have you bombed lately?
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07-25-2012, 08:51 PM
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Hello my new Swiss friend!
What is the most awesome thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today? Let us know your testimony!
Yours in Christ,
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Christ hasn't done anything for me lately - he is resurrected in heaven and will stay there until judgement day. But God almighty is doing everything for me.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 09:03 PM
Sorry if I bothered you! Please delete my posts.
and remove me from this site. I'll see you on the judgement day!! Until then may peace be upon you!
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-25-2012, 09:09 PM
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Sorry if I bothered you! Please delete my posts.
and remove me from this site. I'll see you on the judgement day!! Until then may peace be upon you!
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Sorry, pal.
Landover's Pastors do not remove the anti-Christian screeds of terrorists. They will remain on display for all time.
If you don't wish to be on this site any more, just click on that X in the upper right corner of your screen and never come back.
And may piss be upon you, too!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-26-2012, 03:00 AM
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Well, to be honest none - and that is not a practice of my religion, but a practice of middle eastern culture. I could reply back with how many women and children have you bombed lately?
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You're mistaken. I'm not a muslim terrorist. No bombs here, only prayers.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-26-2012, 03:05 AM
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Christ hasn't done anything for me lately - he is resurrected in heaven and will stay there until judgement day. But God almighty is doing everything for me.
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What? You must be some kind of dummy!
(John 10:30). "I and my Father are one."
Yours in Christ,
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
07-26-2012, 04:21 AM
Coast to coast government sponsored hollow-heads.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
08-22-2013, 12:03 AM
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I feel like I should warn you that the HIV virus would not be able to infect you through such casual contact - even if a person infected with AIDS were to cough or sneeze on the envelope before you took it, there would be no risk of it infecting you, as saliva carries a negligible amount of the virus.
Regardless, as long as you are a True Christian and not one of the homosexuals, God will surely protect you from his curse upon them, will he not?
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
08-22-2013, 12:10 AM
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Well, to be honest none - and that is not a practice of my religion, but a practice of middle eastern culture. I could reply back with how many women and children have you bombed lately?
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Can you reply with a reason that you hate Jesus? He did die so that you could have a second chance, you know.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
08-23-2013, 03:08 AM
Personally I wrap by telephone in a few layers of saran wrap. I pray over my phone before I answer it. I have a secret phobia of demons coming out those little holes in the receiver and going into my mouth or my ear holes.
I also microwave all of my mail for 5 minutes before I open it. I say a prayer of protection while it is running.
So far so good. I'm still demon free and free of the AIDS.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
08-23-2013, 11:19 AM
gay germs? Wow did you get a nobel prize for this discovery.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
08-23-2013, 12:48 PM
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gay germs? Wow did you get a nobel prize for this discovery.
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Are you a victim of public school or something?
Even a child knows that that it was Luc Montagnier with Françoise Barré-Sinoussi who got the Nobel prize for their work with the gay germs starting from early 80's.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
08-24-2013, 04:41 AM
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gay germs? Wow did you get a nobel prize for this discovery.
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How many eskimos have won the Nobel Prize?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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