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Angry It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-26-2012, 05:54 PM

Look at the tears in this strapping soldier's eyes as he's FORCED AGAINST HIS WILL to marry another man, or lose his job.

Utterly, utterly revolting. But so typical of the slipery slope the sick-ular world is on!



I never thought I'd see the day when our fine boys in uniform were treated this way!
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-26-2012, 07:39 PM

It's just as we've as predicted.

There was not even an indication that the young man waiting in the crowd was a gay or even a legal adult.

But the influence of the homosexual agenda is so strong now, as soon as the queer gets off the airplane, the man in the crowd is suddenly overtaken by Satan's angels and the gay agenda that he forgets all about his father or brother whom he'd been waiting for, and runs off to elope with the first fag that comes along, never to be seen again.

This could happen to your son if we do not teach Biblical creation in schools, outlaw atheist points of view, and demand a ban on all homosexuality.



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There was not even an indication that the young man waiting in the crowd was a gay or even a legal adult.
I don't know what's worse...a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry a gay male...or a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry ANOTHER straight male.

But that is where we're headed, gay or straight it doesn't matter.

Our population is going to decintigrate due to these policies.
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-26-2012, 10:01 PM

Looks like an Icelandic flag they're flying. This would never be permitted in a civilized country.


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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-27-2012, 05:58 PM

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Looks like an Icelandic flag they're flying. This would never be permitted in a civilized country.
Great. So now the U.S. homogay soldiers (like in the recruitment video) are flying a foreign fag-flag on their watch ? ?

Communism, anyone?
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-28-2012, 12:54 AM

Dear Friends,

And what's on their wedding registry? Lowered combat readiness.

Also, probably, bicycle shorts.

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I don't know what's worse...a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry a gay male...or a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry ANOTHER straight male.
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I don't know what's worse...a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry a gay male...or a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry ANOTHER straight male.

But that is where we're headed, gay or straight it doesn't matter.

Our population is going to decintigrate due to these policies.
Who says they are forcing marriage on straights or gays?
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 05-01-2012, 03:06 PM

Of course they are forced, no Godly American soldier would ever volunteer being damned for eternity. That's just outrageous nonsense!
Or are you looking forward to spend eternity in hell?


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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 05-28-2012, 07:09 PM

This soldier is gay, the person waiting is also gay so noone is forced to marry anyone, they both want it there is what the video is about! Equal rights and marriage for anyone, whatever your sex is!
How can you say he is forced while you see he's so happy he sees his boyfriend after coming back from war?
This video is touching by the way, anyone with a heart would feel there eyes tear a little.
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-10-2012, 05:24 PM

Ok, why watch them? I did get nauseated, but I was brought here under false pretenses. There was nothing about that that was forcing them. I would rather not watch stuff like this.

If they are going to hell, then as Christians we should give them special consideration as they will only have this life to enjoy themselves. right. Let's not give them hell on earth too, You may burn for doing that. It's against the bible.
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Read the papers.

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I don't know what's worse...a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry a gay male...or a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry ANOTHER straight male.

But that is where we're headed, gay or straight it doesn't matter.

Our population is going to decintigrate due to these policies.
Ahahaha. Oh god sweetheart have you got some kind of mental impairment? Clearly they are BRITISH soldiers, clearly they are BOTH gay and CONSENTING adults.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, find something constructive to do with your time that doesn't involve making other people's lives miserable.

Frankly your entire way of thinking is ridiculous.
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Ahahaha. Oh god sweetheart have you got some kind of mental impairment? Clearly they are BRITISH soldiers, clearly they are BOTH gay and CONSENTING adults.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, find something constructive to do with your time that doesn't involve making other people's lives miserable.

Frankly your entire way of thinking is ridiculous.
You've obviously never been a queer and just buy right into the homo agenda. "Oh, they just want to be happy in a long term relationship like normal people".

The life of the fag is misery. The constant colon/rectum health issues, the diseases, the clothes ruined from the bodily fluid exchanges in dozens of daily trysts with anonymous strangers. The drug addiction to self-medicate the shame and despair of being a sissy. No money and usually homeless because every waking moment is wasted on planning the next sodomy conquest.

It's a disastrous choice to be queer. Trust me, I lived the life before I found Jesus.

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Ahahaha. Oh god sweetheart have you got some kind of mental impairment? Clearly they are BRITISH soldiers, clearly they are BOTH gay and CONSENTING adults.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, find something constructive to do with your time that doesn't involve making other people's lives miserable.

Frankly your entire way of thinking is ridiculous.
Listen, harlot; Your unsaved opinions couldn't possibly matter less to us. We are here to uplift Christ's teachings, and His Holy Word says that there most definitely IS something wrong with being a queer: It will get you sent to everlasting torment in hell!

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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-27-2012, 04:21 AM

Those are tears of joy.
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 04-27-2012, 04:31 AM

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Those are tears of joy.
More like tears of RAGE! Those fags are now on notice that God Almighty is planning on sending them directly to HELL. No joy there.


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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 05-17-2012, 03:10 AM

You people need open your eyes.
1) those are British people not U.S. You can tell by the insignia on the soldiers beret and by the, I don't know...maybe the British Flag.

2)And those people aren't being forced to marry, just because someone doesn't "look" gay it doesn't mean they are. you can clearly see by their smiles that they are doing this because they chose to.


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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 05-29-2012, 02:10 AM

I fail to see where the soldiers were forced to marry. They walked to each other on their own and kissed on their own.
Their was no force involved, neither was the risk of losing his job.
Please show proof next time : )
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