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Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 03:04 AM
Brothers and Sisters,
I come to you concerned.... A concerned student showed me this picture earlier today, and I present it to you...
*THIS* is what we have to look forward to on our private beaches if he gets elected. Can you imagine this? A nice family outing, picnic baskets packed, sun out, the beach sand as white as a GOP Primary, and suddenly.... "WUT UP NIGGAZ"?
Vote GOP 2008!
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 03:04 AM
Note: The former is an adult-rated image and should not be viewed by children or women.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 04:30 AM
Oh, how horrible! A presidential candidate shouldn't be showing that much skin! I'm shocked. How inappropriate.
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04-19-2008, 04:47 AM
I think this picture has been doctored.
The fluro thong that Obama is wearing has clearly been photo-shopped.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor
I think this picture has been doctored.
The fluro thong he is wearing has clearly been photo-shopped.
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So you think the boy was prancing around in his birthday suit on a public beach? If so, thank Jesus someone did alter that photo. I am not at all interested in having the image of his enormously huge nigra tallywacker burned into my memory for all time.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
So you think the boy was prancing around in his birthday suit on a public beach? If so, thank Jesus someone did alter that photo. I am not at all interested in having the image of his enormously huge nigra tallywacker burned into my memory for all time.
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That is exactly what I was thinking Pastor. And let me tell you, I am outraged to think what he is getting up to running around with his wedding tackle out and all the small children around.
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04-19-2008, 05:12 AM
On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
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04-19-2008, 05:18 AM
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On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
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It always better to be honest.
Condemn her for the slutty whore that she is. I believe she also requires punishment for attempting to corrupt others into sin.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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04-19-2008, 05:25 AM
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It always better to be honest.
Condemn her for the slutty whore that she is. I believe she also requires punishment for attempting to corrupt others into sin.
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I didn't even stop and think that she was imposing her evilness on me by the invite. How dare she! If she wants me to join in her wrongdoing, she is not really a mate at all.
Thank you for the input, love. I need to weed out the baddies and lead a true christian life free of people like her.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 03:23 PM
I think he should go. Then upon his return he can give us all the details, no matter how sordid, about the experience.
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It always better to be honest.
Condemn her for the slutty whore that she is. I believe she also requires punishment for attempting to corrupt others into sin.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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04-19-2008, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Silent Wench
On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silent Wench
I didn't even stop and think that she was imposing her evilness on me by the invite. How dare she! If she wants me to join in her wrongdoing, she is not really a mate at all.
Thank you for the input, love. I need to weed out the baddies and lead a true christian life free of people like her.
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Are you sure you're from Missouri? Because I've been there before, and I've never heard anyone there speaking in foreign tongues like this.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Silent Wench
On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
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I think the safest thing to do would probably be to just stone her.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Silent Wench
On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
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A nude beach in Hawaii? Have you applied to Pastor Al at Landover West for a personal escort to protect you? The application fee is quite modest, when submitted with sufficient photographic documentation to verify the potential for unwanted harassment.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 06:58 PM
Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-19-2008, 09:40 PM
Perhaps his Landover-approved beachwear was in the laundry.
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04-20-2008, 03:33 AM
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Are you sure you're from Missouri? Because I've been there before, and I've never heard anyone there speaking in foreign tongues like this.
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Um, yeah. (?) You don't gotta be born down under for the down under to be born in you, silly! I swear I've gotta divy up an explanation everywhere I go, enen the internet!
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04-20-2008, 08:50 AM
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I think he should go. Then upon his return he can give us all the details, no matter how sordid, about the experience.
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You put me in a hard position, but for the sake or Jesus I would go and get this matter sorted out.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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04-20-2008, 09:03 AM
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Um, yeah. (?) You don't gotta be born down under for the down under to be born in you, silly! I swear I've gotta divy up an explanation everywhere I go, enen the internet!
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I am starting to think you are a pretend Aussie. Kind of like a wapanese (nip lover), wigga (nigra lover).
what would would be a suitable name for someone who loves Australians but is not actually one? I wonder...
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Candid Obama photo... -
04-20-2008, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Brothers and Sisters,
I come to you concerned.... A concerned student showed me this picture earlier today, and I present it to you...
*THIS* is what we have to look forward to on our private beaches if he gets elected. Can you imagine this? A nice family outing, picnic baskets packed, sun out, the beach sand as white as a GOP Primary, and suddenly.... "WUT UP NIGGAZ"?
Vote GOP 2008!
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It's clear that you are quite good with photoshop.
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04-20-2008, 03:57 PM
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It's clear that you are quite good with photoshop.
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If you had been keeping up with the thread before you put your two cents in, you would know the swimsuit was added merely to protect our eyes from having to look at Osama's male parts. If you would like to see his male parts, you should email a request to him. Being part nigra, I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige.
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