[The 417th troll]

I Love this show! I usually watch it while listening to Led Zeppelin or Van Halen's Running with the devil so loud my ears bleed and while taking a hit out of my b2 foot bong. It's so much fun you really must try it sometime.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by The 417th troll

I Love this show! I usually watch it while listening to Led Zeppelin or Van Halen's Running with the devil so loud my ears bleed and while taking a hit out of my b2 foot bong. It's so much fun you really must try it sometime.

Are you this boring, witless, and unoriginal in real life, or are you sharing with us your collection of "lamest moments"?

Why is it you don't go to your Mommy's church and mock God in front of the congregation? That's what a man with a spine would do, instead of insulting Christians across the country from himself while he thinks he's anonymous on the Internet.

Pathetic little weenie.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by The 417th troll

I Love this show! I usually watch it while listening to Led Zeppelin or Van Halen's Running with the devil so loud my ears bleed and while taking a hit out of my b2 foot bong. It's so much fun you really must try it sometime.

Oh my! I think it's trying to shock us!

[Proud Faroese]

Originally Posted by CantBelieveThis

Really? I know lots of baptist people that give up meat for lent.. Does that mean their gay?
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Yes. All vegetarians are gay. The Bible commands us to eat meat! Jesus was a hunter (fishing is a form of hunting), so i don't see anything wrong with it, neither should you

[THuddSpur]

Whats wrong with people wanting to express themselves guys?

Jesus got naked once? as did Mary? wag1
Marys got a yatty, Jesusmanz got a hammerhead!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by THuddSpur

Whats wrong with people wanting to express themselves guys?

Jesus got naked once? as did Mary? wag1
Marys got a yatty, Jesusmanz got a hammerhead!

I think it's trying to communicate.

Let me translate:

I'm a filthy sinner who thinks everyone should sin whenever they like even if it offends God.

Jesus was a man. Mary was a woman. They were both intact in their genitalia so what was under their clothes is what you'd expect to find. From time to time they will have appropriately got undressed behind closed doors with due modesty.

Well worth saying, I think you'll all agree.

I await the introduction thread with no small amount of excitement.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by THuddSpur

Whats wrong with people wanting to express themselves guys?

Jesus got naked once? as did Mary? wag1
Marys got a yatty, Jesusmanz got a hammerhead!

Do you have any Scriptural references to support these statements? That's the way things are done around here.

Oh, and please make sure and stop by the Introduction Forum and tell us all about yourself. We want to get to know you!!!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[THuddSpur]

What are you on about Redeemed Papist, you follow a modern day Harry Potter and what!!

Jesus slung one up Mary, I bet he did it without the required protection!!!

LINK me otherwise!

Mary got preggers

Jesus was a WUM*

Jesus SAVES.. Heskey misses the rebound

Dance with me god boy

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by THuddSpur

What are you on about Redeemed Papist, you follow a modern day Harry Potter and what!!

Jesus slung one up Mary, I bet he did it without the required protection!!!

LINK me otherwise!

Mary got preggers

Jesus was a WUM*

Jesus SAVES.. Heskey misses the rebound

Dance with me god boy

Once again I will attempt to translate:

I think I can blaspheme that Jesus and Mary had incestual sex and that will in some way make you all cry.

I demand you prove this didn't happen for some reason with links.

Mary was pregnant with Jesus [implying by Jesus (her son???)]

I have no idea what "Jesus was a WUM*" actually means, sorry.

I think I'm really funny - I got this joke from inside a children's comic once and it stuck with me.

I think I have in some way trolled and upset you and that you are now quaking with nerd rage instead of looking on in wonder at a very silly little boy trying to troll his betters.

Try harder, nerd boy.

Matthew 1:18-25

18Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. 19Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily. 20But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost. 21And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins. 22Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, 23Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. 24Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: 25And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

God wins again!

[Stansvision]

Lazee town is part of the Jewish conspiracy to dominate the EPL with gooners and impish little tykes.

They want to read themselves some of the good book, piffle yeah, Watership down is da boss

[Redeemed Papist]

Wow! You wait all week for a witless 4chan troll to come along and then two come along at once. What are the chances?

[THuddSpur]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Once again I will attempt to translate:



Try harder, nerd boy.

Matthew 1:18-25

18Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. 19Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily. 20But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost. 21And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins. 22Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, 23Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. 24Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: 25And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

God wins again!

18Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph

He slayed her yatty on the 18th Nov??

publick example

Might wanna spell check this one

for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost

I've seen the film Ghost... Is it like when Whoopie Goldberg has Swayze inside her touching Demi Moore?

Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him

SHEEP.. Now your talking!. so to sum up all this is a story right? because I've never seen Jesus nor met him?

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by THuddSpur

Waaaah IMMA troll an troll witlessly to try to upset you.

Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Thanks for the blessing. Do carry on.

[Zechariah Smyth]

These /b/-tards are always thinking about sheep.



YiC,

Zech
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[james waggott]

i love whores cos im a pimp if you know what that is. Charles Darwin was the greatest man ever. OMHP.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Taaj431

i love whores cos im a pimp if you know what that is. Charles Darwin was the greatest man ever. OMHP.

My hero died to erase the sins of man.

Your hero died of a form of primate syphilis after trying to mate with silverback gorillas in a failed effort to prove his "theories" about man-monkey sex.

JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!



YiC,

Zechariah

[james waggott]

piffle you Darwin was a legend go back to school you ignorant piffleer!!!!!!!! and btw Jesus was a Jew Retard.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Taaj431

piffle you Darwin was a legend go back to school you ignorant piffleer!!!!!!!! and btw Jesus was a Jew Retard.

Jesus? A joo?

Hardly!



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[james waggott]

haha silly man Jeses was Jewish however to the jews he was nothing more than a preacher i know my acts im not a clouded fool such as urself, Jesus loves only those who respect others you obviously do not you mug

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Taaj431

haha silly man Jeses was Jewish however to the jews he was nothing more than a preacher i know my acts im not a clouded fool such as urself, Jesus loves only those who respect others you obviously do not you mug

Can you please provide the Book, Chapter and Verse that specifically supports that outrageous claim? Thanks in advance!

I pray you aren't thinking of THIS one:

(James 2:9) "But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors."



YiC,

Z. Smyth