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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-01-2015, 11:39 AM

Gigi Cunningham: Lazy self professed Down syndrome, a a career in the entertainment industry.


Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-01-2015, 11:44 AM

I apologize, JesOS and the administration obviously doesn't want me to post a video in here, yet.



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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-02-2015, 06:50 PM

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I apologize, JesOS and the administration obviously doesn't want me to post a video in here, yet.
Insightful and humble! I'll be keeping an eye on this one. He might just turn out to be a True Christian™.


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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-02-2015, 07:02 PM

Yes, there are clear indications that he is one of the elect.


Also, I want to stress that Mrs. Carpenter is a menace to the entire world and I still think something should be done about her.


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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-02-2015, 09:14 PM

I feel a general hate towards woman.
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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-02-2015, 11:53 PM

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I feel a general hate towards woman.
You shouldn't hate all women. They cannot help that God created them to be silly, yapping, dumb beings that are only good for making children and keeping your house clean. I am certain God made them stupid to provide us men with a never ending stream of entertainment. You have to make sure women know their place though:

Women shouldn't work:


Women can't drive, it's undisputed:


Too stupid to vote:


Never leave them unsupervised:


A serving woman is a happy woman:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-03-2015, 08:37 PM

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You shouldn't hate all women. They cannot help that God created them to be silly, yapping, dumb beings that are only good for making children and keeping your house clean. I am certain God made them stupid to provide us men with a never ending stream of entertainment.
And we know how to through a party on a budget!



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Default Re: Women to Hate - 10-03-2015, 11:12 PM

EXHIBIT: Charro the coochi-coochi girl

A Mexican tramp that was forced down America's throat during the 1970's.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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