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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:09 PM
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IS THIS AN AUTOMATIC ANSWER FROM A MACHINE???I WILL SEE YOU IN HEAVEN WHEN MY TIME COMES I WANNA BE ON EARTH NOW I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE HERE THANK YOU.IF WE WERE PERFECT WE WOULDNT BE WALKING ON THIS EARTH .
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Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
6 To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.
I have been holy and blameless before the Lord since I was born. I am on the same Earth as you, but I must say God has blessed me with a much nicer place to live! Glory!
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:12 PM
I would like to apologize for my behaviour here. I have read more and more on this website and I think I can finally see the light. How can I convert to this church?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:13 PM
@ Atlandic_123 We do not mind people laughing at us. We think it is more important to tell the truth so we can get as many people to Heaven as possible! # 2 Timothy 4:1-2 # Matthew 5:10
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:14 PM
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@ Icelandicwoman It makes me sad that you call me a machine. But I am sure Jesus will reward me for trying to save your soul anyway. # Matthew 5:10
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:15 PM
@ Perfumly I am very glad to hear you want to join us in Heaven! Everything you need to know is in the Bible. # KJV1611
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:15 PM
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Typical Hatespeech
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The flag looks fine to me. Besides, Iceland seems to be nothing but a haven for the decendants of inept fishermen who got lost on the way to America. Now we have the product of multiple generations on a small island with a limited gene pool.
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:16 PM
@ Icelandicwoman I know. And I am a very happy person knowing that Jesus loves me! # 1st John 1:7
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:26 PM
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@ loveful I do read the Bible a lot. But I think you should be nicer about @ Rev. Jim Osborn. He is a very dedicated True Christian™ who is only trying to show the truth to those people in New Zealand so they can choose Jesus instead and go to Heaven! # KJV1611 # John 14:1-4
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I'm sorry, but I simply cannot find anything nice to say about Jim Osborn. Even though his intentions might be good, he also speaks of things he doesn't understand and even lies about others to cover his ignorance. I call that Bearing False Witness which makes this so called reverend a hypocrite.
God Bless.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 10:49 PM
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I'm sorry, but I simply cannot find anything nice to say about Jim Osborn. Even though his intentions might be good, he also speaks of things he doesn't understand and even lies about others to cover his ignorance. I call that Bearing False Witness which makes this so called reverend a hypocrite.
God Bless.
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Everything Rev. Jim or any other True Christian™ has said here on this forum is Biblically accurate and can be backed up with scripture. It's you who's persecuting us by calling us liars and hypocrites while we are only trying to spread the truth in order to save the world from damnation, all out of the goodness of our hearts. I think you know this already, but because of your hatred towards our Lord and beliefs you just can't accept the truth.
I think we can all see who's the real hypocrite here.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 11:01 PM
You lot are are nothing but a bunch of wankers, your all in for a big surprise when your day is up. Nothing but a bunch of serious racists and im deliting this forum out of my mac computer hehehehe WANKERS
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 11:06 PM
BY THE WAY "BROTHER ALEX" YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY BIBLE SCHOOL MEDALY
BEST OF LUCK TO YOU RACIST IM SURE YOU WILL BURN
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 11:08 PM
@ Atlandic_123 I don't think I am a "wanker", although I am not entirely sure what that is anyway. Pity you are going to leave us before you were able to find Jesus. I will pray for you to change your mind and go to Heaven instead. # Psalm 9:17
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 11:10 PM
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IM SURE YOU WILL BURN
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Can you back up with Scripture that those who follow Scripture will be punished?
It would seem exactly the other way around: the KJV 1611 Bible promises reward for those who follow the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter (i.e. Brother Alex) and punishment for those who don't (i.e. you)
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-21-2010, 11:34 PM
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BY THE WAY "BROTHER ALEX" YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY BIBLE SCHOOL MEDALY
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That does not mean that I have not read the Holy Bible so what's your point?
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BEST OF LUCK TO YOU RACIST IM SURE YOU WILL BURN
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You should know that I belong to a minority group myself so what in the name of Jesus makes you think I'm racist? Do you hate me for my ethnicity or do you just hate Christians in general?
You are a cruel person, attacking an old man like me with your hateful words. Shame on you.
Last edited by Brother Alex; 04-21-2010 at 11:36 PM.
Reason: typo
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-22-2010, 05:32 AM
While you guys where talking...
God was getting er' done.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-22-2010, 06:40 AM
Shout Glory, Brothers and Sisters! Let me tell you a short story about how our glorious God answers prayer!
I am only legally allowed to stay in Europe for 90 days at a time until I have the proper paperwork. I was supposed to fly back home to the states yesterday (day 90). For the past few weeks, I've been praying every night for Jesus to help me find a way to stay here for just a bit longer. I've not been able to bake enough pies and cookies to keep my betrothed fed while I'm gone for 90 days and really needed another week in the kitchen to make sure he wouldn't starve.
The ash from the volcano made my flight get cancelled and I rescheduled for next Wednesday instead. My visa has been extended because, as the man at the American embassy told me, the ash cloud is an act of God.
God smote Iceland for many reasons, I'm sure. However, I know in my heart that it was also in answer to my prayers so that I may enjoy another week of cleaning house and baking pies! Shout Glory!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-22-2010, 07:06 AM
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] I don't think I am a "wanker", although I am not entirely sure what that is anyway.
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It's British slang for somebody who [ obscenity deleted] Typically meant in an unflattering manner, as an insult, regarding a persons actions or attitude. It's more often applied to men, for err...reasons that I'll not go into.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-22-2010, 09:29 AM
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The flag looks fine to me. Besides, Iceland seems to be nothing but a haven for the decendants of inept fishermen who got lost on the way to America. Now we have the product of multiple generations on a small island with a limited gene pool.
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Hahaha then you would not mind using the cuban flag for yourself, you
wouldn´t mind.
That were we who brought you white people too America hahaha.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-22-2010, 09:34 AM
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Hahaha then you would not mind using the cuban flag for yourself, you
wouldn´t mind.
That were we who brought you white people too America hahaha.
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Olly, what the heck are you saying? Ity made no sense whatsoever. Is the sulfur and ash affecting your mind? It certainly would explain a lot of the hate coming from all you eskimoes.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-22-2010, 09:53 AM
Hahaha now i have got a warning from you guys in private message.
and here is the reason, Spewing hatred and lies on gods favorite forum.
Well you are trying to spread the word that we live just on ice, that we
are eskimoes, that we are backwards, that we are homosexual, that we never help anyone else and etc.
If you would check information on the internet about Iceland or come over here you would see that it´s all a lie.
And i´m not spewing hatred, i don´t hate any religion or colour of skin or
people by where they live but bye this forum it seems Babtists doo.
In my life i have never on purpose lied too anyone.
Sometimes i make a mistake but i allways apollogise for them and
correct them (not like your rev.jim with his Norwegian flag).
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