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When did the church stop killing people? -
10-11-2008, 11:38 PM
I was thinking about this lately.
We all know about the Spanish Inquisition killed many people. That officially ended in 1834. Was the church killing people after 1834? When did they stop? Maybe they still kill people? Does the Landover Baptist church kill people?
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-11-2008, 11:42 PM
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I was thinking about this lately.
We all know about the Spanish Inquisition killed many people. That officially ended in 1834. Was the church killing people after 1834? When did they stop? Maybe they still kill people?
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Why don't you 'phone the anti-christ in the Vatican, his satanic majesty was in charge of the Spanish Inquisition? His address is Mr Ratslinger, #1, Vatican.
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Does the Landover Baptist church kill people?
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Not people as such, although there is a witch hunt around this time of year, but that is more a traditional culling affair with much good humor and things to do for the children.
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-12-2008, 05:34 PM
Killing people? The True Christian church has never killed any 'people'. Study what you are actually saying when you employ certain words.
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-14-2008, 02:26 PM
True Christians™ don't kill people.
We kill wiccans, mudslimes, homers, demoncrats, cat-licks, mormans, negros and joos.
But none of those are people.
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-14-2008, 07:39 PM
The Church has never killed anyone. The Spanish Inquisition saw people handed over to the authorities, while the Catholic church washed their hands clean of it, 6 million jews were killed in ww2 while the Catholic church did nothing and the list goes on. So no - the church doesnt kill people. It condemns them to death and lets the secular authorities do the rest.
True Christian Baptist Churches don't kill. They 'cull' in the name of the Lord, as you should to.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 02:07 PM
Sorry for being offtopic, but I have to ask Brother Guy Bayard what is the signification of his signature...
Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 02:31 PM
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True Christians™ don't kill people.
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But none of those are people.
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ALL of those are people.
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 03:38 PM
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Sorry for being offtopic, but I have to ask Brother Guy Bayard what is the signification of his signature...
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Your're one to talk about signatures friend! That "touchy-feely" crap you've got by some frenchy is darned near sacreligious!
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 04:21 PM
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Your're one to talk about signatures friend! That "touchy-feely" crap you've got by some frenchy is darned near sacreligious!
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In first time, Kierkegaard, the one that i'm quoting in my signature, is danish, not french.
And to stay in my offtopic subject, wich is about Brother Guy Bayard's signature, lets take a look at it while we fade every but first letter of each words:
Victory Against Gods Inimitable Naysayer Assailants
Its a kinda weird result, isn't it? More offensive than my signature for sure.
Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 04:42 PM
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In first time, Kierkegaard, the one that i'm quoting in my signature, is danish, not french.
And to stay in my offtopic subject, wich is about Brother Guy Bayard's signature. Its a kinda weird result, isn't it? More offensive than my signature for sure.
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 07:28 PM
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Where are you from foreinger? You talk strange. You even sound like you might be a queer to me. Is that true, are you some kind of weirdo faggot from Queerope?
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Well, i've already introduced myself in the introduction topic. No i'm not a queer. Where I come from isn't important at all, and i'll not reveal it. And I know I have hard time in english, I do the best I can, its not my first language.
Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 07:29 PM
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Well, i've already introduced myself in the introduction topic. No i'm not a queer. Where I come from isn't important at all, and i'll not reveal it. And I know I have hard time in english, I do the best I can, its not my first language.
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You aren't a Brit are you? I hear they don't even use toilet paper.
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10-16-2008, 07:35 PM
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You aren't a Brit are you? I hear they don't even use toilet paper.
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Never heard of that myself, but anyway, i'm not a Brit.
Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 07:41 PM
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You aren't a Brit are you? I hear they don't even use toilet paper.
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 10:17 PM
You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?
Anyway, i'm still waiting an answer about the Brother Guy signature
Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-16-2008, 11:49 PM
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You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?
Anyway, i'm still waiting an answer about the Brother Guy signature
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-17-2008, 09:30 AM
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You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?
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Typical of you Godless types not to know: The United States Department of Faith
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-17-2008, 11:27 AM
Thanks for the info anyway
Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-17-2008, 11:40 AM
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Thanks for the info anyway
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Re: When did the church stop killing people? -
10-17-2008, 01:32 PM
i like to think the 11th commandment would be something like, "speak english, or get the hell out!".
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