[Professor Brown]

Why aren't the candidates for President talking about the real issues, like abortion?

We need a United States Supreme Court that will recognize the right of women to post-natal abortion. Until a walking fetus (aka child) is able to make a living and care for itself without any contribution from its mother, the mother has to have the right to opt for termination. If there isn't a safe, legal, medical means open for women to attain a post-natal abortion, women will have no choice but to resort to barbaric, illegal means to rid themselves of unwanted burdens. No man can tell me I have to bring a walking fetus to term -- an especially gross invasion when the walking fetus is the product of rape or incest.

Yet which of the so-called Democratic candidates is willing to stand up for a woman's post-natal right to choose?

Professor Brown

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I don't understand. What do women need to chose? I mean besides the color of the kitchen cabinets, or something like that...

[Nobar King]

You are a perfect example of why people should be wary of and hate their mothers. What did you get your children for their birthday this year? Hay?

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Professor Brown

Why aren't the candidates for President talking about the real issues, like abortion?

We need a United States Supreme Court that will recognize the right of women to post-natal abortion. Until a walking fetus (aka child) is able to make a living and care for itself without any contribution from its mother, the mother has to have the right to opt for termination. If there isn't a safe, legal, medical means open for women to attain a post-natal abortion, women will have no choice but to resort to barbaric, illegal means to rid themselves of unwanted burdens. No man can tell me I have to bring a walking fetus to term -- an especially gross invasion when the walking fetus is the product of rape or incest.

Yet which of the so-called Democratic candidates is willing to stand up for a woman's post-natal right to choose?

Professor Brown

If a Child becomes a burden to It's Mother then the Mother should sell the child.
We at Landover Baptist Church even have a scheme where we would purchase a child and bring it up to be a True Christian™. We even give it It's own bed and Bible.
Praise the Lord that there are compassionate people like ourselves in this world.

[Dancing With Myself]

Originally Posted by Talitha

If a Child becomes a burden to It's Mother then the Mother should sell the child.
We at Landover Baptist Church even have a scheme where we would purchase a child and bring it up to be a True Christian™. We even give it It's own bed and Bible.
Praise the Lord that there are compassionate people like ourselves in this world.

It is illegal to do this on a global scale.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Views_Change

It is illegal to do this on a global scale.

Only because of cruelly anti-Christian laws forced threw by atheists. However once John McCain is president you can be sure he will listen to Pastor Hagee and correct the matter.

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Professor Brown

Why aren't the candidates for President talking about the real issues, like abortion?

We need a United States Supreme Court that will recognize the right of women to post-natal abortion.

Dear Professor,

I'm pretty sure this is one of the planks in Hillary's platform. You and she will have a lot to talk about as you're slow-roasted with basil, walnuts, and a honey glaze in one of Hell's many diabolical crock pots.

Yours in Him,
bab

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Professor Brown

Why aren't the candidates for President talking about the real issues, like abortion?

We need a United States Supreme Court that will recognize the right of women to post-natal abortion. Until a walking fetus (aka child) is able to make a living and care for itself without any contribution from its mother, the mother has to have the right to opt for termination. If there isn't a safe, legal, medical means open for women to attain a post-natal abortion, women will have no choice but to resort to barbaric, illegal means to rid themselves of unwanted burdens. No man can tell me I have to bring a walking fetus to term -- an especially gross invasion when the walking fetus is the product of rape or incest.

Yet which of the so-called Democratic candidates is willing to stand up for a woman's post-natal right to choose?

Professor Brown

Professor Brown, what you term "post-natal abortion" is included in God's Law, and I for one am glad to see you supporting it.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

However, I do not see this as a bigger issue than, say, the availability of Bibles in schools. Do you? After all, if we can raise a generation of children to love Jesus, then all God's Laws can finally be back on the American books, where they belong and as our Christian forefathers intended when they wrote the Godly Constitution.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Curses! Sister Jenny beat me to it!

Point is, post-natal abortion isn't only the right thing to do, it's God's WILL!

I'm currently working on getting the City Council to build a wall around the town so that it will have some actual gates...