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Angry 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:05 PM

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium


Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


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They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

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4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

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Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


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In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

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The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it.
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)



The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:07 PM

@Brother Daniel Are you sure Belgium exists?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:11 PM

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Belgium does exist. It would be better if it wouldn't.
It is hiding from their stupidy, if nobody knows they exist. Nobody will ever know how evil they are.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:16 PM

A very Godly post, Brother! I think it is amazing how a country that barely exists can still generate so much sin. I would like to add that the sour mayonnaise they put on their french fries is one of the most disgusting food products mankind ever invented!


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:25 PM

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A very Godly post, Brother! I think it is amazing how a country that barely exists can still generate so much sin. I would like to add that the sour mayonnaise they put on their french fries is one of the most disgusting food products mankind ever invented!
I think you mean the Dutch people. Belgium did invented frenched fries but the mayonnaise is the work of the Dutch.

But it doesn't really mind, just the idea of frenched fries with mayonnaise is horrible .
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:41 AM

Very good findings Brother Daniel. I had heard of Belgium, but didn't really know where it was located or if it actually REALLY existed. After looking at the map of Europe, I have located it:

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It's too bad nothing good ever came out of Belgium, if they had accomplished something more people may have heard of them. They will be judged for their sins and God will surely damn them along with the others.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 09-27-2010, 05:27 PM

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Belgium does exist. It would be better if it wouldn't.
It is hiding from their stupidy, if nobody knows they exist. Nobody will ever know how evil they are.
Clearly u have no idea what ur talking about
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 09-27-2010, 05:39 PM

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Glory, we have another person who is not capable of using all the keys on their keyboard. Now lets get down to business, the Lord's business. Do you love Jesus? Do you agree with stoning homers to death? It is all most Halloween, do you stone the little kiddies or do you just go along with their Satanic display?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 09-27-2010, 06:11 PM

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Glory, we have another person who is not capable of using all the keys on their keyboard. Now lets get down to business, the Lord's business. Do you love Jesus? Do you agree with stoning homers to death? It is all most Halloween, do you stone the little kiddies or do you just go along with their Satanic display?
What has this to do with ur so called "lord"? This is about Belgium -.-
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Welcome friend, I assume your are speaking belgistanian, sadly, no one here speaks it. We do however, speak American. If you could get someone to translate your devilspeak to American, I'd love to have to chance to speak to you about this really cool guy I know. Perhaps you've heard of Him? His name is Jesus. Had a really terrific book written that I just know you will love, it is called the KJV Bible.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 09-27-2010, 06:18 PM

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Welcome friend, I assume your are speaking belgistanian, sadly, no one here speaks it. We do however, speak American. If you could get someone to translate your devilspeak to American, I'd love to have to chance to speak to you about this really cool guy I know. Perhaps you've heard of Him? His name is Jesus. Had a really terrific book written that I just know you will love, it is called the KJV Bible.

Belgistanian? Its called dutch.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 09-27-2010, 06:23 PM

Well, there is not enough room here to explain to you how wrong you are in so many ways.

Let's summarise: A - That's the german flag.
B - That's not where Belgium is on the map.
C - American is not a language. It's English. American English is a sub-language of English, not a full language.

I suppose you think Americans are the chosen people of god, sent here to cleanse all ye sinners. Well, you are not a ethnicity, you are all descendants from Britts, Germans, Dutch, BELGIANS. If we are the spawn of the devil, so are you! Also let's not forget America is the nation with highest crime rate, topping on the list: MURDER.

Also, you seem like the sort of people that wanted to join in on the Koran-burning that would have happened recently. Well I'm going to tell you something you are not going to like. More people have died in the name of christianity than Islam, or any religion for that matter.


By the way: that "devilspeak" is dutch, yet I see no hostility towards holland. Well you probably hate everything that isn't American and Christian. Well, you should know the bible, so you should know that any form of hate is frowned upon by god.

If anyone is going to hell at all, it's going to be people like you, who instead of leading a good life in devotion to god, you seek to destroy all that non-Americans or non-Christians have.

Take a good last look at your loved ones, for soon the time will come in wich you will be judged. And let us pray that you spend an eternity in hell.

"For by now I could have put out my hand and struck you and your people with pestilence, and you would have been cut off from the earth."
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 04:15 PM

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@Felicity ... well, Belgium excists, i can assure you that
I've been born and raised in it! ...
Being Belgian, i can also assure you that the facts listed above aren't exactly 'correct'

But i won't talk about that to much since the entire post is already filled with arguments about that

Anyways... I'm new to this forum and i'm no 'True Christian'... i don't wanne insult any of you, i'm here to learn about how you all think about the world...

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:10 PM

Excellent research Brother Daniel. I like you already!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 01:09 AM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 02:10 AM

What's Belgium?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 03:14 AM

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What's Belgium?
Some made up place I'm fairly sure, Brother.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:44 PM

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Yeah lovely research..
The megaphone was invented in 1878 by Thomas Edison
Are you questioning my research?
The Belgariums did invent the megaphone!
They are deaf so they needed something loud. If you don't believe me I will post proof. But remember I am here to praise my lord. Not to debate.

Here, is your proof. Please don't question my research.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:51 PM

If you are wondering why it says: About 2,810 results (0.18 seconds)

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