Any ideas for trapping gays to release back to Mexico? -
03-18-2017, 02:51 PM
Recently there seems to be an myriad of protestors carrying around satanic rainbow-clad flags and shirts outside the county limits of Landover. I've no doubt these protestors were paid by the Mexicocaine Government in an attempt to try and silence us. If you get close to them you can hear the disgusting sounds of them being homer. It's a real shame they may never be saved.
What I am proposing is that we devise some sort of traps to lure Lucifer's followers in so that they may be properly transported back to south of the border via True Christian security vans. Long were the days I used to be one of them until I was saved by Brother Porter (you can check my introduction post for more information on that). Does the community of Landover have any good ideas? The best idea will win a gift certificate to Dan's Menstrahut Emporium as well as two fresh Apple Pies from Jeffrey's grandmother!
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