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Piece of cake Any ideas for trapping gays to release back to Mexico? - 03-18-2017, 02:51 PM

Recently there seems to be an myriad of protestors carrying around satanic rainbow-clad flags and shirts outside the county limits of Landover. I've no doubt these protestors were paid by the Mexicocaine Government in an attempt to try and silence us. If you get close to them you can hear the disgusting sounds of them being homer. It's a real shame they may never be saved.

What I am proposing is that we devise some sort of traps to lure Lucifer's followers in so that they may be properly transported back to south of the border via True Christian security vans. Long were the days I used to be one of them until I was saved by Brother Porter (you can check my introduction post for more information on that). Does the community of Landover have any good ideas? The best idea will win a gift certificate to Dan's Menstrahut Emporium as well as two fresh Apple Pies from Jeffrey's grandmother!
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What I am proposing is that we devise some sort of traps to lure Lucifer's followers in so that they may be properly transported back to south of the border via True Christian security vans.
You mean like build yellow brick roads that take them from the point of entry from their many tunnels, right back to the Mexican border? It's a known fact that Sodomites can't resist singing and dancing to the Wizard of Oz when presented with a yellow brick road.


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Exclamation Re: Any ideas for trapping gays to release back to Mexico? - 03-18-2017, 07:49 PM

This "Wizard of Oz" fellow sounds like a spawn of Satan. Wizardry is of course akin to witchcraft. It'd be no wonder this satanic idol would originate from Mexico. I did a quick ChristianGo search for this song and upon the first ten seconds I had to turn it off and cleanse my ears. Did I just see a robotic man holding arms with a scarecrow AND a lion? Do these homersexual also partake in the evils of beastiality? Absolutely disgusting!!!!!!!

As far as your plan Mary, while it may do good to have them prance like sissies back to the Mexican Border, I am also afraid that they may prance back one day. Remember that roads go in TWO directions. And we all know gays have no regard for the law so putting up a one way sign is out of the question. They may misinterpret the meaning of that word by thinking other gays live up here. <shudders>
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Default Re: Any ideas for trapping gays to release back to Mexico? - 03-18-2017, 09:09 PM

A Judy Garland film festival featuring Spanish dubbed versions of her movies, along with a touring female impersonator of Barbra Streisand singing Spanish versions of her songs - that would get them all into one place without having to round them up.


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