Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings my white friends! I announce that I have decided to venture into a new activity which is unknown in Jamaica which is my home but is very common here in America. I have applied for a loan to purchase a used Range Rover which has been my dream to own for some time and I have been approved! My new ride could use new paint and it has been used by white people driving in a snowy climate so it is a little rusty.
Hello Trevor, my dusky little demon,
What bank in their right mind would loan a cent to a person of decidedly dark ethnic origins?
Loans are really not a good thing boy:
Luke Chapter 6
And if ye lend [to them] of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.
Now why don't you come back to work on the plantation boy. 3 square a day and a place to lay your head for 4 hours a day. I will even give you Sunday off for prayer at the Baptist Hall in the property even though you are a vile pagan.
How could you ignore an offer like this?