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Default Disappointments and Truth - 03-12-2017, 06:01 PM
Friends,


At least, I hope I can still call you friends. I have suffered disappointments in life, love, and my faith. However, I was asked to read the book "Dianetics," by L. Ron Hubbard. In it, I found so much truth. My good friend invited me to a presentation at the Church of Scientology and I am scheduled for auditing on Monday. I have abandoned the lies and untruths of violet flame sorcery and the veneration of false gods and goddesses.


I am seeking truth - and I have felt deeply within my soul that Scientology is the pathway for me to walk. If I've offended anyone here with my rantings, I offer my sincere and contrite apologies.


After my audit, I will share what I can with you but I encourage everyone to read Dianetics and to seek out your nearest Scientology center for an audit.


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Default Re: Disappointments and Truth - 03-12-2017, 08:02 PM
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Friends,

[...]

After my audit, I will share what I can with you but I encourage everyone to read Dianetics and to seek out your nearest Scientology center for an audit.


Mike H.
Hello Mike,

I was lucky enough to visit one of those centres too! The only logical conclusion I can draw from your testimony is that you are not really useful as a lawyer. Lawyers need to have at least a smidgen of common sense. As I am a well spirited dude I wish you all best anyway.

Kind regards,

Roland

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: Disappointments and Truth - 03-12-2017, 10:04 PM
Mr. Hezekiah,

I believe I speak on behalf of everyone here at the Landover Baptist Church in thanking you to taking the time and effort to share with us your journey to Jesus. Upon reflecting, I think many of us True Christians™ don't realize that Jesus chose to punish the Jews for killing Him, and how difficult He made it to be perfected as they cling to their yarmulkes, matzo balls, gefilte fish, and the Torah over the past 2,000 or so years.

Some here will be relieved in that we don't expect to be hearing from you for awhile - it's going to take some time for you to reach Level 8 Operating Thetan.

In the interim, I'm sure that you will be vigilant in not paying retail for one of those E-Meters. Here is a link to a discussion thread that may be helpful:

http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthrea...eters-for-sale

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Default Re: Disappointments and Truth - 03-12-2017, 10:35 PM
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Some here will be relieved in that we don't expect to be hearing from you for awhile - it's going to take some time for you to reach Level 8 Operating Thetan.
Brother WJB, I am sure that we all have have the patience to wait for however many years it takes for our ex-joo friend to become an Operating Thetan (during which time, as I understand it, he will be prohibited from associating with us) and then for however many further years it takes him to extricate himself from his latest cult religion.

Good luck, Mister Hezekiah! We all wish you well in your endeavor! And if we are raptured before you return, well, so much the better!

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Default Re: Disappointments and Truth - 03-12-2017, 11:20 PM
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Mr. Hezekiah,

I believe I speak on behalf of everyone here at the Landover Baptist Church in thanking you to taking the time and effort to share with us your journey to Jesus. Upon reflecting, I think many of us True Christians™ don't realize that Jesus chose to punish the Jews for killing Him, and how difficult He made it to be perfected as they cling to their yarmulkes, matzo balls, gefilte fish, and the Torah over the past 2,000 or so years.

Some here will be relieved in that we don't expect to be hearing from you for awhile - it's going to take some time for you to reach Level 8 Operating Thetan.

In the interim, I'm sure that you will be vigilant in not paying retail for one of those E-Meters. Here is a link to a discussion thread that may be helpful:

http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthrea...eters-for-sale

Brother WJB:
Because of YOU, I have abandoned scientology! I read several posts on the web site you directed me to - and there is no way I could agree with such nonsense! I have renewed my faith in JESUS, and it is all thanks to YOU. Now I can post and fellowship here continuously - isn't that WONDERFUL?


GLORY TO GOD!
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