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Default Proof of God - 07-13-2008, 10:26 AM

“The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
-- Augustine (354-430)

Why do I start with a quotation from an alleged “Saint”? Because (i) God chooses His vessels carefully and his choice is not to be questioned – all is for the best! And (ii) there is going to be a Holy Attack of Irony later on!

I was browsing the Interweb the other evening for an even more positive affirmation of Christianity than Westboro or Landover when, despite running JesOS and all anti-demon software, my browser (“Hymn” – like “Opera” only more Godly) opened in a page of demonic secular science and showed me The Crackpot Index. Immediately, I knew it was a sign from Above! Wickedpedia gives this information about the index:
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The crackpot index is a number that rates scientific claims or the individuals that make them, in conjunction with a method for computing that number. The method, proposed […] by mathematical physicist John Baez in 1992, computes an index by responses to a list of 37 questions, each positive response contributing a point value ranging from 1 to 50. The computation is initialized with a value of −5.

  1. A -5 point starting credit. Well, Christianity did start the entire universe and as Christianity does not need it, let us forego this advantage to make the test harder. Praise and Trust in God!
  2. 1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false. Nothing is false in KJV 1611
  3. 2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous. Every Word , no, every letter, every punctuation mark, is redolent with meaning and Holiness.
  4. 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent. There are no inconsistencies in God – we merely and humbly do not understand His Ineffableness.
  5. 5 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction. As KJV 1611 is inerrant, there are no corrections.
  6. 5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts the results of a widely accepted real experiment. No experiments are required.
  7. 5 points for each word in all capital letters (except for those with defective keyboards). Capitalization only where correct to do so.
  8. 5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins" or "Feynman". No mention at all
  9. 10 points for each claim that quantum mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). No mention at all.
  10. 10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity. Quite the reverse. Home schooling is an advantage.
  11. 10 points for beginning the description of your theory by saying how long you have been working on it. (10 more for emphasizing that you worked on your own.) God wrote it; His Word is instant. I see nothing in KJV that states how long it took
  12. 10 points for mailing your theory to someone you don't know personally and asking them not to tell anyone else about it, for fear that your ideas will be stolen. Anyone who receives the Word of God should broadcast it. It is not possible to steal God’s Word. It can be misused, but that is another story and doesn’t count for points here.
  13. 10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves and/or finds any flaws in your theory. Money, in general, is not important.
  14. 10 points for each new term you invent and use without properly defining it. Every Word is an old friend.
  15. 10 points for each statement along the lines of "I'm not good at math, but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to express it in terms of equations". No math required; any math is provided.
  16. 10 points for arguing that a current well-established theory is "only a theory", as if this were somehow a point against it. True Christianity is the only True Religion it is not a theory; it is God’s Word. Christianity specifically excludes all other theories.
  17. 10 points for arguing that while a current well-established theory predicts phenomena correctly, it doesn't explain "why" they occur, or fails to provide a "mechanism". The Bible is consistent in explaining (a) everything and (b) that God did it.
  18. 10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Einstein, or claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). Einstein was an atheist joo – enough said!
  19. 10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a "paradigm shift". Nothing cutting edge about it – it is as old as the Universe.
  20. 20 points for emailing me and complaining about the crackpot index. (E.g., saying that it "suppresses original thinkers" or saying that I misspelled "Einstein" in item 8.) Chrisitians applaud the Crackpot Index.
  21. 20 points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel prize. A Christian’s reward is in Heaven! Praise!
  22. 20 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Newton or claim that classical mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). Newton was a weirdo; classical mechanics is only misguided in as much as pi = 3 but there is proof absolute! [1Ki:7:23: And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. See also 2Ch:4:2:]
  23. 20 points for every use of science fiction works or myths as if they were fact. Never a mention!
  24. 20 points for defending yourself by bringing up (real or imagined) ridicule accorded to your past theories. There is no past theory, in fact the past starts with Genesis!
  25. 20 points for naming something after yourself. (E.g., talking about the "The Evans Field Equation" when your name happens to be Evans.) All names are real and none are mine or any other Christian’s save where we have adopted one or two in honor. Christianity is named after God on Earth, Christ. There is no other theory.
  26. 20 points for talking about how great your theory is, but never actually explaining it. God’s Word is the Greatest Thing and the Bible is fully explained.
  27. 20 points for each use of the phrase "hidebound reactionary". No points here for God’s Word.
  28. 20 points for each use of the phrase "self-appointed defender of the orthodoxy". No points. God is omnipotent and requires no defense.
  29. 30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.) There have been a few who fall into this category, but they are backsliders and their name is never used in support.
  30. 30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later years, was groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate. Not at all.
  31. 30 points for claiming that your theories were developed by an extraterrestrial civilization (without good evidence). The good evidence is all there.
  32. 30 points for allusions to a delay in your work while you spent time in an asylum, or references to the psychiatrist who tried to talk you out of your theory. Never happened and never will.
  33. 40 points for comparing those who argue against your ideas to Nazis, stormtroopers, or brownshirts. Never done! God is Just, Wise and Merciful, doesn’t speak German and never lost a war!
  34. 40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to prevent your work from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike. Christians are ahead of the secular scientists in every respect; their attacks are insignificant and only serve to aid the cause of True Christianity via Godly martyrdom and ridicule.
  35. 40 points for comparing yourself to Galileo, suggesting that a modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case, and so on. Galileo was a papist homer who said the earth revolved around the sun, and a Christian would never compare himself thus.
  36. 40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.) Christianity is universally appreciated; judgment is given by God and the Saved, show-trials are not mentioned, the Unsaved Trash are simply put on the down elevator.
  37. 50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions. True Christianity has no revolutionary aspect – it is the original and only True Religion – its proof is all around you! Praise!
As you see, in positive points, True Christianity scores Nil, Zero, Nothing! True Christianity a Crackpot Theory? I think not, not even by secular scientist standard!

You wanted proof of God, now you have it supplied by the servants of Satan! Their own deception has been their downfall, which is just as God said!





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Default Re: Proof of God - 07-14-2008, 05:34 AM

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“The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
-- Augustine (354-430)

Why do I start with a quotation from an alleged “Saint”? Because (i) God chooses His vessels carefully and his choice is not to be questioned – all is for the best! And (ii) there is going to be a Holy Attack of Irony later on!

I was browsing the Interweb the other evening for an even more positive affirmation of Christianity than Westboro or Landover when, despite running JesOS and all anti-demon software, my browser (“Hymn” – like “Opera” only more Godly) opened in a page of demonic secular science and showed me The Crackpot Index. Immediately, I knew it was a sign from Above! Wickedpedia gives this information about the index:

  1. A -5 point starting credit. Well, Christianity did start the entire universe and as Christianity does not need it, let us forego this advantage to make the test harder. Praise and Trust in God!
  2. 1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false. Nothing is false in KJV 1611
  3. 2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous. Every Word , no, every letter, every punctuation mark, is redolent with meaning and Holiness.
  4. 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent. There are no inconsistencies in God – we merely and humbly do not understand His Ineffableness.
  5. 5 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction. As KJV 1611 is inerrant, there are no corrections.
  6. 5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts the results of a widely accepted real experiment. No experiments are required.
  7. 5 points for each word in all capital letters (except for those with defective keyboards). Capitalization only where correct to do so.
  8. 5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins" or "Feynman". No mention at all
  9. 10 points for each claim that quantum mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). No mention at all.
  10. 10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity. Quite the reverse. Home schooling is an advantage.
  11. 10 points for beginning the description of your theory by saying how long you have been working on it. (10 more for emphasizing that you worked on your own.) God wrote it; His Word is instant. I see nothing in KJV that states how long it took
  12. 10 points for mailing your theory to someone you don't know personally and asking them not to tell anyone else about it, for fear that your ideas will be stolen. Anyone who receives the Word of God should broadcast it. It is not possible to steal God’s Word. It can be misused, but that is another story and doesn’t count for points here.
  13. 10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves and/or finds any flaws in your theory. Money, in general, is not important.
  14. 10 points for each new term you invent and use without properly defining it. Every Word is an old friend.
  15. 10 points for each statement along the lines of "I'm not good at math, but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to express it in terms of equations". No math required; any math is provided.
  16. 10 points for arguing that a current well-established theory is "only a theory", as if this were somehow a point against it. True Christianity is the only True Religion it is not a theory; it is God’s Word. Christianity specifically excludes all other theories.
  17. 10 points for arguing that while a current well-established theory predicts phenomena correctly, it doesn't explain "why" they occur, or fails to provide a "mechanism". The Bible is consistent in explaining (a) everything and (b) that God did it.
  18. 10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Einstein, or claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). Einstein was an atheist joo – enough said!
  19. 10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a "paradigm shift". Nothing cutting edge about it – it is as old as the Universe.
  20. 20 points for emailing me and complaining about the crackpot index. (E.g., saying that it "suppresses original thinkers" or saying that I misspelled "Einstein" in item 8.) Chrisitians applaud the Crackpot Index.
  21. 20 points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel prize. A Christian’s reward is in Heaven! Praise!
  22. 20 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Newton or claim that classical mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). Newton was a weirdo; classical mechanics is only misguided in as much as pi = 3 but there is proof absolute! [1Ki:7:23: And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. See also 2Ch:4:2:]
  23. 20 points for every use of science fiction works or myths as if they were fact. Never a mention!
  24. 20 points for defending yourself by bringing up (real or imagined) ridicule accorded to your past theories. There is no past theory, in fact the past starts with Genesis!
  25. 20 points for naming something after yourself. (E.g., talking about the "The Evans Field Equation" when your name happens to be Evans.) All names are real and none are mine or any other Christian’s save where we have adopted one or two in honor. Christianity is named after God on Earth, Christ. There is no other theory.
  26. 20 points for talking about how great your theory is, but never actually explaining it. God’s Word is the Greatest Thing and the Bible is fully explained.
  27. 20 points for each use of the phrase "hidebound reactionary". No points here for God’s Word.
  28. 20 points for each use of the phrase "self-appointed defender of the orthodoxy". No points. God is omnipotent and requires no defense.
  29. 30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.) There have been a few who fall into this category, but they are backsliders and their name is never used in support.
  30. 30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later years, was groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate. Not at all.
  31. 30 points for claiming that your theories were developed by an extraterrestrial civilization (without good evidence). The good evidence is all there.
  32. 30 points for allusions to a delay in your work while you spent time in an asylum, or references to the psychiatrist who tried to talk you out of your theory. Never happened and never will.
  33. 40 points for comparing those who argue against your ideas to Nazis, stormtroopers, or brownshirts. Never done! God is Just, Wise and Merciful, doesn’t speak German and never lost a war!
  34. 40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to prevent your work from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike. Christians are ahead of the secular scientists in every respect; their attacks are insignificant and only serve to aid the cause of True Christianity via Godly martyrdom and ridicule.
  35. 40 points for comparing yourself to Galileo, suggesting that a modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case, and so on. Galileo was a papist homer who said the earth revolved around the sun, and a Christian would never compare himself thus.
  36. 40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.) Christianity is universally appreciated; judgment is given by God and the Saved, show-trials are not mentioned, the Unsaved Trash are simply put on the down elevator.
  37. 50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions. True Christianity has no revolutionary aspect – it is the original and only True Religion – its proof is all around you! Praise!
As you see, in positive points, True Christianity scores Nil, Zero, Nothing! True Christianity a Crackpot Theory? I think not, not even by secular scientist standard!

You wanted proof of God, now you have it supplied by the servants of Satan! Their own deception has been their downfall, which is just as God said!
Brother Ezekiel, your Godly research is inspired by God Himself! You continue to show that SATAN is everywhere and that true salvation can only be found in Jesus as taught by the Landover Baptist Church as INSPIRED by the BIBLE... the KJV 1611. Brother Ezekiel, you are truly a warrior for Jesus.

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Default Re: Proof of God - 07-25-2008, 01:28 PM

Your joking, right?
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Your joking, right?
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How can you ask a question like that? Brother Ezekiel is a True Christian™.
I don't see any jokes here either brother Smith, but this Ian character is a Godless aussie, no doubt drunk on Foster's Lager as usual. Life is nothing but one big sick joke to unsaved scum like that.


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Default Re: Proof of God - 07-28-2008, 01:39 AM

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I don't see any jokes here either brother Smith, but this Ian character is a Godless aussie, no doubt drunk on Foster's Lager as usual. Life is nothing but one big sick joke to unsaved scum like that.
ian kerner - have you tried googling that name?


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